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@truejellyfish.bsky.social
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geologist, artist, token queer

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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Another thing people don't know: you can snort capsaicin and it will both temporarily clear your sinuses and wake you up. But it also feels like snorting capsaicin.
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Many antihistamines DO cause drowsiness, but what a lot of people don't know is that being allergic to stuff also causes drowsiness, so we're all just fucked either way.
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Attempting a delicate balancing act of chemicals to make my body sit upright for a hearing all day.
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ouch my histamine receptors.
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micah @nemerevermore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's 2026 and the furries are at the vanguard of saving the internet from MasterCard, we aren't ragging on them anymore, just have a fursona and be free
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had these two jars on my kitchen table for a long time (without the labels on the lids) and had to double check them each time I used them. It was just a matter of time until I was in a hurry and didn't check. That time was today. Never again.
two square glass spice jars filled with reddish brown powders. They have now been labeled on the lids with hastily-scribbled "cinnamon" and "cayenne"
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Anyway, earlier she was doing an almost-but-not-quite-snake-bark but it didn't sound urgent so I ignored it. But my mom went out to check and apparently Poppy was barking at a shed snake skin, which in hindsight is pretty appropriate because that would certainly be an almost-but-not-quite-snake.
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Honestly don't know how she learned to be afraid of snakes, but even when she was younger, she would sometimes get startled by a water hose and do her snake bark. Snake bark is very distinct.
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm not sure if I've just learned to understand my dog, or if my dog has learned how to communicate different things, but she has specific barks for people, ODs ("other dogs"), medium-size mammals like possums or racoons (assumed to be larval ODs so not as much a threat), and snakes (biggest threat)
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I drew a comic strip.
a comic strip. The first panel shows a goblin in a long coat approaching a guard. The second panel has the goblin saying "we're just normal men!". The third panel has the guard replying "what do you mean normal men?". The fourth panel shows both the goblin in the coat and the guard. The coat is beginning to open to show many goblins within. The guard looks suspicious and a goblin emerging from the coat is saying "We're just innocent men!"
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is the closest a dem has come to winning a Texas statewide race in decades, and it's against one of the most corrupt sadists in politics today, and this kind of matters?? As a trans person, Paxton has been fucking me over and taking away my rights for years. Literally anyone would be better.
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm tired of this shit. Yes, in an ideal world he wouldn't chickenshit out and would stand by what he believes in, but there is such a vast gulf between that and letting Paxton win.
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what the ACTUAL FUCK is going on with so many people ready to just discard Talarico over his admittedly bad recent comments about trans people???? WHAT THE FUCK? Do you have any idea how literally evil Paxton is?? This is not just "the lesser of two evils." There is no fucking comparison.
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Left the office and had to walk laps around the parking lot for a while to unscramble myself. Felt like they stuffed an inflatable raft into my mouth.
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I went in expecting to get maybe two fillings, but apparently I needed four. I have been blessed with relatively good dental health in my life, but still. Getting four fillings done at the same time was. Rough.
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For the past six-ish years, my dentist has been saying I had "a few spots to keep an eye on but they can wait a while." Today was the day that they were ready for fillings, and I am now really questioning my dentist's strategy of "wait until you have a bunch of cavities and do them all at once."
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The only LLMs I like are Lovely Lady Muscles
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 09/09/2026
INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO OUTLOOKS
NEITHER ARE WORKING
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Ollie Fern @whalefern.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
An intertidal piece, with some new techniques: Inverse Satellite, crystal jellyfish originally photographed beneath the ferry dock. Cyanotype on translucent gampi, with gilded details on the front and reverse, over embossing and watercolor on cotton paper. (In a vintage silverplate frame.) 🐡
Blue and silver artwork of a delicate jellyfish from beneath, with the sun shining through its bell.
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The Alchemist 🇨🇦 @alchemistsstudio.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
3x the indifference from Purrebus, our latest raku pottery sculpture! Happy #Caturday! #sciart #pottery
A raku pottery sculpture of a cat with 3 heads. The sculpture is brown, grey and violet. Front viewA closeup of one of the faces of a raku pottery sculpture of a cat with 3 heads. The sculpture is brown, grey, red, and violet.A raku pottery sculpture of a cat with 3 heads. The sculpture is brown, grey, red, blue, violet. Back viewPurrebus going into the reduction container
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Dr. Davey F. Wright ⛏️🦕🧬 @daveyfwright.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In the vast expanse of geological time, there will eventually come a day when no one talks about AI anymore
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Apparently now the women's group is trying to start a new book club, and emailed my mom asking for the password to the book club Gmail address she'd been using for twenty+ years. She said "No."
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Earlier this year the president of the women's group finally found out there were men in the book club and demanded that non-members be kicked out. Instead, my mom let the book club vote whether to become independent, and they did.
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So proud of my mom. For years she led (and complained about leading) a book club through her local women's group. At one point the club met at a book store that required the book club be open to everyone, and a few men joined.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨
Acrylic painting of an angry looking white cat staring at the viewer with one paw on a blue vase, about to push it off a mantle.
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
31 Aug 2026
Heathcliff sits on the witness stand in a court, with a fish inside a fish bowl on his head. The fish says "Bro", as a lawyer looks at the two, upset, and the judge raises his gavel. The judge says "Objection sustained."
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Last night when we went for our evening walk, we were remarking over how lovely and cool it was for a change. Got home and looked at the thermometer and it was 85 F, which felt like a cool breeze.
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The grocery stores are starting to bust out all the pumpkin-spice ~seasonal flavors~ and meanwhile the weather is in the 100s F for the foreseeable future.
10-day weather forecast from August 29 through September 7. Ever day has a high temperature between 99 F to 101 F.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Didn't know this until today but Dolly Parton had a transsexual man named Jason Pirro work as her Hollywood chauffeur in the 1980s, per an interview he gave to The Sun in 1990. "Dolly has been good to me...Dolly knows all about me."
SEXY SECRETS OF DOILY PARTON'S 
UMO DRIVER-HE USED TO BE A SHE 
DOLLY PARTON is being chauffeured around 
Hollywood by a 300-lb. transsexual who 
has had an operation to change from a 
woman into a ian. The country queen 
shares 44-year-old Jason Pirro's secret" 
and has promised to help the obese, 
tuxedo-outfitted driver attain his goal 
to become a movie director. 
"Dolly has been good to me," Jason told 
STAR. "I'm not real coafortable talking 
about ayself. Dolly knows all about me 
and is a very nice lady. "Whenever Dolly 
coaes into Hollywood for a aeeting, or 
for business, or for filaing, or just 
staying here, she calls ae and I drive 
her around." 
Court papers obtained by STAR show Pirro 
legally changed his naae froa Susan Ann 
to Jason in 198B because of "sex-
reassignaent.* Jason underwent a sex-
change operation in 1982. 
Jason, who has a beard and wears his 
thinning reddish-brown hair in a 
ponytaiI, caae to Hollywood 10 years ago. 
At the time, he was taking hormone 
tablets and dressing as a «an. He got a 
job as a lino driver. 
Dolly has said that there's nothing wrong 
with transsexuals. "If I were a nan I'd 
be a drag queen," she admits. "1 enjoy 
being a trashy dresser and 1 love gaudy 
things. I love to play with hair and 
makeup." 
Jason studied theater as a coed at 
Syracuse University, but after eight 
years at college. left without 
graduating. Despite chat, Jason has a 
genius-level I.Q. of 144. 
A fasily friend says Susan was in her aid -
30's when she decided to have doctors 
transfora her into a ian. "Jason has 
tried to sake the family feel comfortable 
with the situation. Even by the time he 
started to grow facial hair and his voice 
was getting deeper, if we'd slip and call 
him Susie, he'd just hug us and say, 
'That's OK." 
"He's a loving warm, caring human being. 
He teaches transcendental meditation. He 
has never had an enemy. People just take 
a liking to him. He has that …
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It’s taken over two years but I’m almost half done!
Cross stitch in progress of the opening scene to Sam and Max hit The RoadPattern of the precious cross stitch with all the stitched parts marked off in red
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Tbh I thought that memorizing sports stats for obscure athletes from years ago was just a thing my autistic cousin did. I didn't realize that was really a thing that little boys commonly did.
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm listening to two middle aged white men talking about the baseball cards they had as kids and I have never heard these men as passionate about anything.
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
09 Aug 2026
Heathcliff is riding his ham car, a car made out of a giant ham with wheels and a little dome for a windshield. He rides off a cliff and the car transforms, its wheels folding in and some wings folding out, becoming a submarine. He rides through the ocean, seeing a bunch of undersea life, before popping out and transforming the machine back into a car, driving on the beach. A few fishermen watch him drive past, and one says "Amphibious ham."

The Kitty Korner reads "Zach Lewis of Longmont, CO, says that his cat 'Mazy' likes to spin and chase her own tail!"
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@#$(#$)#@$ this is literally the campaign for the person who will (probably definitely) be my new boss come January. Bonus points because it's a position that has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY OF THE THINGS MENTIONED. 😭
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Cora Neas, ghost reporter @corabora.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Published this later than I hoped, but glad it's here:
kxan.com
DMV rescinds influencer's 'I❤️YAOI' license plate
The department’s license plates policy defines “indecent” as direct references or connotation to a sexual act, sexual body parts, excreta, or sexual bodily fluids or functions.
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oh no, I'm sorry. Poor little guy.
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Gracile @gracile.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Imagine this is what happens when you go down in a submersible, as the sunlight, slowly fades and you’re only left with bioluminescence squid Squidfacts.net
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The other men I work with less closely are mostly fine. But I miss being around men who I was really comfortable with.
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The only other man in my team now used to seem friendly but lately he doesn't speak much in meetings and when he does I kind of wish he didn't. And idk if it's something going on with him personally or if he really was friendlier and less defensive when there were other "real" men on the team.
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truejellyfish.bsky.social @truejellyfish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Had a dream about a former coworker who was a really good friend and it made me suddenly Aware of how many men I work with but actively avoid talking to.
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 23/07/2026
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Jul Advocate Addressing the obvious, federal judge orders Pentagon to explain why testosterone treatment is being promoted as a benefit for some service members while the same hormone care is being used to justify removing transgender troops from the military.]
advocate.com
Judge in trans military ban case demands Pentagon explain Hegseth’s testosterone double standard
Judge Ana Reyes is demanding answers about a policy that offers testosterone to some troops while citing hormone care to remove others.
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This story is indeed insane. They literally *discounted his correct answers* (on questions about the Constitution) so that a Trump supporting girl who wants to go to Hillsdale College could win $25K and be televised meeting Trump. So. Gross.
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