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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 7h
What’s this lil dude so happy about? You’ll have to head to swanboy.com to find out
A cartoon chef peering through a window on a kitchen door with an expression of pure joy on his face.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a very good point and the thing to understand is that’s not what’s happening on either side. The republicans are identifying all the people they want to target for degradation and a repeal of their civil rights. The democrats are giving a list of who they’re okay to do that to.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 20/09/2026
Anti-trans dems aren't event talking about sports anymore. They're just being anti-trans, period.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i guess my take on the whole "should we throw trans people under the bus y/n" thing is that in this sort of environment, where the opposition party shot itself repeatedly in the dick and balls by starting an illegal war that made gas cost a million dollars, it shouldn't even be on the table
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the fbs clarification on using the broadcast clock for timekeeping sounds like alito tbh
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
every few times I check swanboy.com I accidentally type seanboy.com and I always go back and correct it. that's how good swan boy is
swanboy.com
Swan Boy
"Read it while driving"
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BAD DAY TO BE A HATER
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i can tell instantly that my wife is going to be so annoyed at how often im gonna tell her i “went crazy style on some [noun]”
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
callin it now - the oob player is distracting everyone, refs will say the ball hit the crossbar of the uprights at 1 sec and thats what they went off of
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
can someone explain “the line of scrimmage” to me, pretend I’m incredibly dumb because i am now considering i might be?
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Another one that makes me ask “why don’t I live in Louisville?” Feel like anyone I know on here who lives in Lville already knows about this but on the off chance - heads up! check this one out!
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
ok but this is so tgirl coded i kind of love this look for her. my b/w roses vining up my arm have a strikingly similar vibe
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
am I crazy or was rabhi’s MPR interview a flip of everything he said during the campaign? Asked how his affordable housing plan will be paid for - “of course we will have to build market rate too.” which is like. exactly what he was smearing taylor as being in the pocket of developers for saying??
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 04/08/2026
that’s all it is. all of this. the “Trans In Sports” fairness question is a trojan horse for what you really want — to keep trans kids hidden away from your own kids, so you can pursue your vicarious, narcissistic parenting project. your children are no more than project cars to you. fuck you
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
lets hope this alliance doesnt land on #a2council this year
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
oh…oh my fucking god.
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
cc: @usfigureskating.bsky.social “So now I have some action items for us. Are you ready? Number one: Support trans and nonbinary people. This is the time. I am sounding the alarm. We need you to stand up for us, vote for us, donate to our causes, hire us, and support the businesses who hire us.”
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Almost got me to click, nextdoor. *almost*
a screenshot of local holocaust denier and guy-who-stands-outside-of-synagogues-yelling-terrible-things-at-children henry herskovitz posting something about his support of ann arbor mayoral candidate yousef rabhi on Nextdoor.com that was sent to my inbox in an attempt to get me to click and engage until I realized who posted it and why it must have been controversial enough to become "popular" and get sent to me as something from nextdoor I would want to read. they were wrong.
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
person at the ball park hot dog counter told me they were out of hot dogs but had “bratswurst” and now i think that is the only way i’ll ever refer to bratwurst in the plural ever again
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
that's the stuff honestly makes me want to drive up on a whim and watch the sun rise from st ignace
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
sorry i know it is pointless to engage in pointing such things out, but aren’t vehicle stops exactly how officers would end up in the situation he says he doesn’t want happening. am i insane or
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
okay then
google maps instructions telling me to “turn left after Smokers Only of Southfield” that left me wondering how the hell I’d be able to tell which strip mall smoke shop was smokers only of southfieldA giant sign reading SMOKERS ONLY in all capa
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
my parents were ringing in the new year for sure
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
this is why you arent supposed to lock your knees out when standing still
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
woah did swan boy get super inspired by olympic figure skating this year?
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The Other Side of Life @theothersideoflife.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Tickets on sale online (link below) and at these #Louisville locations: ROOTS 101 AFRICAN-AMERICAN MUSEUM, 121 N 1st Street (cash or card) Better Days Records, 921 Barret Ave (cash or card) Surface Noise, 600 Baxter Avenue (cash only) events.ticketleap.com/tickets/the-...
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JOE MCPHEE/KEN VANDERMARK/CHRIS CORSANO TRIO at Roots 101 African-American Museum, Friday September 4th
The Other Side of Life and Roots 101 African-American Museum are proud to present a very special performance by the: JOE MCPHEE/KEN VANDERMARK/CHRIS CORSANO TRIO Friday September 4th, 2026at Roots 101...
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 19/07/2026
Everyone should read this story and see how the state of Idaho, the Trump administration, and hate groups such as ADF, SEGM, Do No Harm, and the Manhattan Institute have blood on their hands. They murdered this trans teen and her future. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Idaho pushed anti-trans laws for years. Then a teen died.
The life and death of May Pollard, 16, provides a window into the tragic effect that legislation and political rhetoric have had on trans people in America.
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
my favorite thing about costco is how seemingly nobody remembers to get their membership card out until they’re standing directly in the middle of the entrance
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
must just be a coincidence that the person on ND defending stewart beal’s honor has also posted about the closure of every single business lamented in his “they’re eating the dogs” style rant about the state of downtown A2
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I love the direction this is going and yet I still hope someday we find out exactly which haircuts swan boy imagined cassie considers to be unsafe for her
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
drive by truckers
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
seeing susan alcorn and joe mcphee at cropped out was a top 3 musical experience for me. friends in cinci, louisville or lexington - go out of your way to catch this!
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
endlessly funny to hear the evolution of low T ads. Just heard one about checking for SHBG. They’re learning all the things trans people had to learn for ourselves over the years. 🥲
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"Well, this definition of hateful ideologies is too broad because it defines me as a hateful ideologue," says hateful ideologue who has been identified accurately.
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Helen 🏳️‍⚧️✊🏻💕 @mimmymum.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sunk cost fallacy is a real thing! All the ‘gender critical’ transphobes motivated by ‘feelings’ while pointing at ‘science’ to validate their bigotry for YEARS, are never going to admit they’re wrong! They’ve too much invested in their cognitive dissonance-avoiding view of the world.
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Me singing along to ELT: 🎶Every little thing, every little thing..🎶 Also me five minutes later: I wonder what ELT stands for anyway
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"friend Tony Huge said.."
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Jerry Seinfeld's 'I'm Out' moment
Alt: Jerry Seinfeld throwing his hands up and leaving the theater
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
accidentally watched some douche named clay travis go on an anti trans rant after france morocco replay who the fuck is this guy
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I wanna go wave this in the face of all the people who told me it didnt matter what we did wrt climate change because china would not follow and still pollute. every accusation really is a confession!
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
WOULD
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
running it back a day later
The error message from Haley Stevens’s website, which reads “A problem repeatedly occurred on “https://www.abdulfacts.com/“.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/07/2026
there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner.
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
some dude gave me the jeep wave today while driving my ranger. brother what?
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
huh, you don’t say
An error message from Haley Stevens’s website “abdulfacts.com” that reads “A problem repeatedly occurred on “https://www.abdulfacts.com/“.
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Detroit! We’re making it a loooong weekend with The Deslondes and Chris Acker tomorrow night at lager. See you there!
A flyer for a show featuring The Deslondes, Chris Acker and Loose Koozies on Monday July 6th at Lager House in Detroit. 18+, doors are at 8pm, admission is $20. The flyer is green and features an orb split in half with a smaller orb inside and three half orbs floating above the band names.
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greg @gmatthews.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The most notorious landlord of Ypsilanti/Ann Arbor, Beal, just publicly endorsed #A2Council mayoral candidate Yousef Rabhi. #DSA members, do DSA candidates often get endorsed by slumlords? If they do get endorsed by slumlords, do they just roll with it, or refuse it? I'm confused.
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Chandler Murch @chandlermurch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Swan Boy is my new Achewood. Utmost respect.
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audrey @trubble.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Accidentally Logged On To NextDoor 🥴
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