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Jennifer Matarese

@trollprincess.bsky.social
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She/her. 47. Bisexual. Host of “Disaster Area” podcast (@disasterarea.bsky.social). Am about to spend the next four years as spitefully queer as possible.

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Jennifer Matarese @trollprincess.bsky.social · 9m
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Heated Rivalry Heatedrivalry
ALT: Heated Rivalry Heatedrivalry
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Jennifer Matarese @trollprincess.bsky.social · 19m
Usually lo-fi music on YouTube, nature sounds, or eight-hour-long videos with cars driving on busy roads in the rain. (Just like falling asleep in the car on the way to Grandma's.)
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 9h
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 1h
🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮
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andré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 11h
athletes and celebrities don't *have* to shill for harmful companies just because that's where the money is and it's refreshing to be reminded of that
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CK DexterHaven 🍂🍁🍂 @ckshowalter.bsky.social · 3h
Unless you’re a Texan, I don’t think you can fully appreciate how fucking delightful this is. Paxton has licked trumps boots for years. The absolute humiliation factor here is spectacular.
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Dr Tiffani Angus @tiffaniangus.bsky.social · 20h
Remember, folks: for every author you see on here describing how they’ve filled out forms to get *some* compensation from the Anthropic AI case there are dozens, hundreds, hell THOUSANDS of us who get 0 because our books weren’t registered with the US copyright office yet have UK copyright!
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 9h
these are our pianos, not theirs! I know this stuff can feel secondary with all of the immediate pain this admin causes, but in the face of such personalism, it also feels important to assert the democratic principle that these cultural inheritances don't belong to the president, they belong to us
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 9h
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
theguardian.com
‘A saving gesture’: the art exhibition spotlighting US prisoners’ creations
A trio of shows at Michigan’s Grand Rapids Art Museum humanizes people who are incarcerated and celebrates the resilience of creativity
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Jennifer Matarese @trollprincess.bsky.social · 9h
Fair enough, show us. Leave the presidency and run for something else.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 10h
Honestly, tell me it's possible.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The funniest thing about this is every Special Forces operator of the last generation — the exact kind of “warfighter” Hegseth purports to idolize — has the world’s most massive beard. That’s entirely the look of today’s supersoldiers.
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Jennifer Matarese @trollprincess.bsky.social · 12h
No, YOU spent a stupidly significant amount of money at the bookstore and dispensary today. YOU did that.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 13h
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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Jennifer Matarese @trollprincess.bsky.social · 13h
... that we know of.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 15h
we're investing millions to make it easier to have your passports stolen before delivery follow me for more process improvement life hacks
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
uh…what the fuck
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Jennifer Matarese @trollprincess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What, like your boss?
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the rampant misandry is because of the continual rape
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 30/09/2026
I’ve been asked to weigh in on the debate over whether to bring an iced coffee to an interview. It doesn't matter. Iced coffee is NOT why it's hard to land a job right now, and it's NOT why Gen Z can't get ahead. Our economy is rigged. We need to change that.
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give up. I’m moving into a cave.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shut every fraternity down.
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andré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it truly is just perfect that a republican — you know, the party that so badly wants to protect women athletes — used a senate hearing to confidently, and falsely, accuse a lawyer of perjury because he and his entire staff forgot that women’s sports exists
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It really is that simple
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mf’er is like Batman.
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 28/09/2026
Oh hey it's that thing we got rid of in the Victorian era for being unnecessarily cruel by forcing an imprisoned person to pay for their own imprisonment and then re-imprisoning them when they couldn't afford to pay because they were then homeless and without income.
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/09/2026
These people are obsessive freaks.
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Jennifer Matarese @trollprincess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He seems to think he's immune because (among other things) legacy journalism refuses to stop treating this all like it's worse than just "odd" and start holding him accountable.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I say we desperately need a Democratic doctor in the US Senate I mean it.
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Jennifer Matarese @trollprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rolling Stone wants to know why I don't know some popular country song and meanwhile I'm sitting here like, "Madonna put out music this year?"
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Jennifer Matarese @trollprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My birthday present to myself was that I just went to Wegmans and let myself buy whatever groceries I wanted. The total was $358.86.
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Hot Ones Winona Ryder
ALT: Hot Ones Winona Ryder
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Eric Rosen @erosen1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When Trump and the sycophants blame Biden maybe a reporter can ask “what’s the point of your holding office if after two years Biden is still in control? Doesn’t that make the GOP useless?”
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait, was rolling out the red carpet for Xi a Chinese psyop too? I'm really confused about the GOP stance on China.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton is correct. He only RECOMMENDED that the man only serve one day. The judge thought that was crazy and gave him sixty, against Paxton's wishes. ONLY sixty. Keep weaving that rope to hang yourself with, Ken.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do not under any circumstances welcome-to-the-revolution this woman, but even a stopped clock
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
seeing a lot of discussion about this and like: the reason the poster did a screenshot with no link is that if you actually search for the article you'd learn that this bill 1) has nothing to do with Zohran Mamdani 2) was introduced in committee back in May and didn't go anywhere
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
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Jennifer Matarese @trollprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've heard this song once, when listening to the top 40 songs on streaming like I do every so often. It felt VERY basic. Even for the crap Nashville churns out these days.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/09/2026
Called it again
Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh • 6h
€ UPDATE: A migrant caravan just RUSHED into Mexico and is now full steam ahead to the
U.S. Southern Border
This is NOT a freaking game! THEY ARE WAITING FOR DEMOCRATS TO TAKE POWER
VOTE RED!!
You see these people? Each one is a future Democrat voter if Dems take Congress then win in 2028.
Punish RINOs in primary season, SAVE OUR REPUBLIC IN NOVEMBER
We can kiss any hope of the SAVE America Act and ICE funding GOODBYE if Democrats take power ever again e
x.com/AnthonyAguero/…
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Carceral Abolition @carceralabolition.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.reddit.com/r/MurderedBy...
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Jennifer Matarese @trollprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't drive into water. Don't drive into water. DON'T DRIVE INTO FUCKING WATER.
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 27/09/2026
Here, Rolling Stone, since you can't figure it out, let me explain: It's two thousand fucking twenty six. My entire entertainment experience now is curated by me. I don't listen to radio or music TV where the playlists are determined by corporations. I listen only to music I WANT to listen to.
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
‘Dad, have you heard Choosin’ Texas by Ella Lang-‘ ‘Shut the fuck up, son’
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As a reminder, she’s the Secretary of Education not the Secretary of Labor
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These people make Marie Antoinette look connected to the people and empathetic by comparison. They laugh at what their own voters are going through as they continue to mock them as they enrich themselves and have a great time.
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