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“The base of optimism is sheer terror.” 🇮🇳Immigrant in San Francisco. Letterboxd: boxd.it/5wHR3

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 11h
Chronovisor (2026) is like the The Name of the Rose adaptation we never got. “Because learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do.”
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 20h
god grant me the dexterity to dodge the attacks I cannot guard; the timing to perfect parry the attacks I can; and the wisdom to know the difference
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 18h
Explaincars Drama: yes, Teams is a terrible app
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 20h
In The History of Concrete (2026), a bricklaying contest commentator says, "Steven Spielberg, eat your heart out!" and that is also a succinct review of the movie. Identical to an episode of his show, except in length, Wilson’s latest is funny and moving and everything in between.
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The global population of greater one-horned rhinos has hit a record 4,075. Kaziranga National Park in Assam, India, shelters more than 2,600 of them. Poaching has fallen 86% since 2016; India, Nepal and Indonesia all recorded zero rhino killings in 2025. buff.ly/O4lKhqy #ShareGoodNewsToo
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Assam’s Kaziranga Leads Rhino Revival as Global Greater One-Horned Population Rises to 4,075
A CORRESPONDENTBOKAKHAT: The global population of the greater one-horned rhinoceros has now reached 4,075, with about 80 per cent of the population found i
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Frame #6939 from E24 Witch Way
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a ferris wheel’s reflection in water, the ferris wheel is nowhere to be seen but we know it exists
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they got that person who did the cristiano ronaldo statue to do a leonard cohen sketch
Ok look i don’t know about you but this is a sketch of Leonard cohen that does not like him in my opinion
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THE LIFE AND DEATH OF COLONEL BLIMP (1943) and BLACK NARCISSUS (1947) are streaming free w/ ads on YouTube and Tubi if you'd like to celebrate Deborah Kerr's birthday (and Michael Powell's, too). #FilmSky #BOTD
Deborah Kerr in Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger's THE LIFE AND DEATH OF COLONEL BLIMP (1943)Deborah Kerr in Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger's BLACK NARCISSUS (1947)
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The colder autumn nights in Germany coaxes this magnificent eagle, Oropherion, to spend his nights in his heated indoor winter aviary. This is an African Martial Eagle (Polemaetus bellicosus), the largest eagle species native to Africa. (Cr @birdsofprey_nathalie_denolf) #birds #eagle
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Je suis Boutique Otaku
A store in Montreal, Canada called 
“Boutique Otaku” with the subheading
“Anime • Figurines • Cadeaux • Boîte Mystère • Peluche”
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i have had a lot of poutine by now and i can safely conclude that i don’t like it mainly due to the sauce on it
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the criterion channel feed is now mainly full of people complaining about the ui update and yes that’s what should happen after all updates
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, acrylic paint, black & white charcoal pencil.

One of my favorite pieces from my new book, Spooky Pants. Coming out this October.

A small cabin in the snow surrounded by trees. Two cabin people stand outside holding mugs of hot cider. One of them shouts out, “Big Fella, we got hot apple cider happening over here.” On the other side of the page we see Big Fella, a massive spider emerging from the forest. 

Artist’s note: The spider only has 6 legs.. I made a mistake. However, I did read that some spiders can lose their legs in battle so maybe that’s what happened. Also, this drawing was probably directly inspired by the game Limbo. I love the art direction in it.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Before watching Primetime, my only exposure to Chris Hansen was that episode of 30 Rock where Dennis “The Beeper King” Duffy, Liz Lemon’s then-boyfriend, shows up to “boff some chick named Mary” and ends up on Dateline.
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t know why I’m surprised by this but you can get poutine in Montreal cinemas.
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
prioritizing my health, over the alternative i.e. going out, like an adult but i don’t like it so i am posting here to express my disapproval to myself
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Dr. Toad, Mr. Frog,” said Stamford, introducing them. “How are you? You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive,” said Frog. “How on earth did you know that?” asked Toad in astonishment. “Never mind,” said Frog, chuckling to himself.
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All You Need, Attention Is: An Elegant Architecture for a More Civilized Epoch of Computation
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Romeo is a werewolf and Juliet is a vampire .
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Oblique Strategies @obliquestrategies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don't be afraid of things because they're easy to do
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FALSE BERLIN and BIZARRE LITTLE MEN are categories, they did the thing
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That jacket illustration (2nd image) was done by Tolkien himself. samuel-thomas.com/the-hobbit-d...
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The Hobbit Dust Jacket Artwork By J.R.R. Tolkien – Samuel Thomas
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 21/09/2026
thevaultoftheatomicspaceage.tumblr.com/post/8283516...
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Coliseum of Comics @coliseumofcomics.com · 21/09/2026
On this day in 1937, UK publisher George Allen & Unwin released a 1500-copy print run of the first edition of J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit. Since then, the grand adventure of Mister Bilbo Baggins has been translated into more than 50 languages and has sold more than 100 million copies worldwide.
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Criterion Channel @criterionchannl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Happy birthday to the radiant star Maggie Cheung!🌹❤️🌹❤️ You can watch her in Wong Kar Wai's IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE on the Criterion Channel—alongside her stunning performances in films like IRMA VEP, CLEAN, DAYS OF BEING WILD, THE HEROIC TRIO and more!
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell (1995)
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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Moby-Dick by Herman Melville but now you can pop up basic small animal sheets to view portraits and read descriptions for small animals.
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In the middle seat on a flight. On my right, someone’s using Claude. On my left, someone’s watching a film about Christ. The seatbelt sign is on because we’re flying through some turbulent metaphors.
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Paul Ford @ftrain.com · 12/09/2026
Everyone else is worried about the AI apocalypse but I’ve been hearing about that for 30 years and I can’t get very worked up any more. For me the question is: If these things can code (and they can!) then why aren’t we seeing any great software? www.nytimes.com/2026/09/12/o...
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Opinion | A.I. Was Supposed to Give Us New Killer Apps. What Happened? (Gift Article)
Just because A.I. is revolutionizing coding, doesn’t mean it will automatically revolutionize our apps.
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
accidentally took this nightmare fuel image of the vegas sphere
a giant eyeball projected on the las vegas sphere but it’s blurry due to glass and looks creepy
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Benjamín Schultz-Figueroa @benjaminschultzfig.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some pretty awesome images from this year's Astronomy Photographer of the Year shortlist:
Watched by the Moon by Jean-François Gely
Arvieux, Provence-Alpes-Côte d’Azur, FranceSetsu-getsu-ka by Takanobu Kurosaki
Asahi, Toyama Prefecture, JapanMoody Partial Solar Eclipse by James McBeathSuspended Plasma by Mario Cogo
Monticello Conte Otto, Vicenza, Italy
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"The Oasis reunion tour is a way of drawing us into the movie’s true subjects: what music means to people, and the practical value and personal importance of art in everyday life." www.rogerebert.com/reviews/oasi...
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Oasis: Don't Look Back in Anger review: Great music doc is the one that saves you
One of the best music documentaries ever made.
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Coral City Camera @coralcitycamera.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Please accept a nuzzle from a manatee muzzle (We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!!) 🥹〰️🐮🐮〰️ #manatee #manateesofcoralcity #nuzzle #muzzle #coralcitycamera
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
vegas has nothing for me but emptiness
an empty vegas hotel corridor that seems to stretch forever into a white oblivion, an exit going nowhere, a gullet full of loneliness
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not enough sunset cocktails talk on my timeline
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
youtu.be/FrYAl595AFc Came out the same year as I, Zimbra
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Danger Zone
YouTube video by T-Connection - Topic
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
someone has a wifi named ‘BlueSky’ in this cafe
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fun fact: Tippi Hedren, the actress possibly most famous for her stellar performance in Hitchcock's The Birds, was a major cause of why ~50% of all nail salons in the US are Vietnamese owned and run. While she volunteered at Hope Village, a refugee camp in CA set up for aid during the Vietnam War,
A young Tippi Hedren taking a quirky photo with a raven perched on her as she smiles at the camera.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Stop Making Sense” turns 42 today. Of his performance, David Byrne said: “You see this person in the beginning [of the film] who's kind of angsty, stumbling around .. And then, by the end, he's surrendered to the music and is fairly joyful .. He’s found a kind of community." 🙏🏼 “Slippery People”
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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i love it when a song just decides to song youtu.be/ltkp4u-1iAA
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SCARY GOLDINGS // Humble Strut ft. Robben Ford
YouTube video by Scary Pockets
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