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detective gollumbo

@trite.bsky.social

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“The base of optimism is sheer terror.” 🇮🇳Immigrant in San Francisco. Letterboxd: boxd.it/5wHR3

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

A poster for 1955 British classic The Ladykillers with the faces of the five crooks on the poster

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

a ferris wheel’s reflection in water, the ferris wheel is nowhere to be seen but we know it exists

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

they got that person who did the cristiano ronaldo statue to do a leonard cohen sketch

Ok look i don’t know about you but this is a sketch of Leonard cohen that does not like him in my opinion

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Je suis Boutique Otaku

A store in Montreal, Canada called
“Boutique Otaku” with the subheading
“Anime • Figurines • Cadeaux • Boîte Mystère • Peluche”

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

accidentally took this nightmare fuel image of the vegas sphere

a giant eyeball projected on the las vegas sphere but it’s blurry due to glass and looks creepy

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

vegas has nothing for me but emptiness

an empty vegas hotel corridor that seems to stretch forever into a white oblivion, an exit going nowhere, a gullet full of loneliness

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

new cat in the neighborhood

A raccoon in loaf mode on a patio surrounded by greenery

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

tfw your creations build the Tower of Babel and reach you

The face of the engineer from Prometheus

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

the AI people and the anti-AI people just take turns saying this to each other every day on here

Steve Coogan as Spartacus Mills saying “It's bigger than that, Chris. It's large.” He’s talking to Chris Morris on Brass Eye.

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

she’s all that

A Hello Kitty Godzilla McD happy meal toy on top of the box it came in against a window

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

⛵️

ok so you have a steel metallic sea and a gray cloud cover on top and the horizon is in the middle so it’s a boring photo but in the distance there is one sailboat

detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Attention Rabbits

A little black sign, on a little wooden pole in the ground, that says “Attention Rabbits: These plants are not for you.
Extra protection is in place. Please hop along. “

detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

This was one of my first vinyl purchases and a blind buy. I knew maybe 2 of their songs and disliked 1 of those two. I became a fan after listening to this. There’s timeless classics and songs you would never have heard otherwise. That’s what you want from a greatest hits album.

Cover to The Kink Kronikles by The Kinks

detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Watched The Samurai and the Prisoner last night.

Heard joke once: Samurai goes to brilliant Prisoner locked in his own castle's dungeon. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Fortress is under siege and a string of unsolvable murders are corroding morale. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where people keep saying advance to Paradise, retreat to Hell.
The man smiles enigmatically and says, "Treatment is simple. You are the master of this great fortress.
You are a great Samurai. You know what to do. You have all the power in the world to solve all your problems."
Samurai bursts into tears. Says, "But... I'm The Prisoner."

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

thinking of her, for no particular reason

Amy Adams in PTA’s The Master, wife of the charismatic cuckoo cult leader, staring straight ahead with an expression that I would describe as vacant menace

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

it’s gambit, mon ami

detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Screaming goose but it’s screening goose

detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Rewatching True Grit and Deakins deserved an Oscar for this shot of Cogburn & Mattie racing across the sunset alone.

A beautiful sunset horizon—it’s at the bottom so you know it’s interesting—and a dark horse, carrying two figures, running across it.

detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Philomena Cunk word bubble over a quoted post so it looks like she said it

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Screencaps from the Arrested Development tv show with Tobias saying to Lindsay

WELL DID IT WORK FOR THOSE PEOPLE?
NO, IT NEVER DOES, I MEAN, THESE PEOPLE SOMEHOW DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO THINKING IT MIGHT, BUT...
..BUT IT MIGHT WORK FOR US.

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

justice for this guy

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

pausa de horneado

A perfect orange cat loaf in the sun on the patio

detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Bloom filter mentioned

A screenshot with the text: On top of that dataset, OpenAl also allegedly implemented a "Bloom" filter as part of a set of tools called
"Project Giraffe," which detected and kept a record of regurgitation in outputs, shortly after the lawsuit was filed.

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

this last r16 game

the i ain’t reading all that meme

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

there’s a movie about it

Criterion cover for Hitchcock’s The 39 Steps

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I knew it was coming

A text message saying “60th min equalizer and then late goal is the script” sent 21m ago i.e. before Cape Verde’s 59 minute equializer

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

they’re talking about it at the hardware store

a package titled knob kit

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

To the tune of Daft Punk Is Playing at My House: The Pride Laser Is Over My House

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

average chatgpt user experience

A futuristic interface called COMPU-CHAT® from the 90s movie Demolition Man that says
“You Are An Incredibly
Sensitive Man, Who Inspires
Joy-Joy Feelings
In All Those Around You”
The scene before this shows a man standing in front of it looking for validation.

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Couldn’t agree more

A black sticker with white text that says ABYSS OF HISTORY
IS BIG ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE

Below if in all caps ASSISTANCE

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

All the World Cup ref cam shots remind me of

detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

someone at the james blake Berkeley concert tonight was editing setlist live

A screenshot from a setlist showing:

10. Godspeed
(Frank Ocean cover)
11. I'll Come Too
(A proposal happened during the song)
12. Trying Times

detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Yes

A google search showing the search term
widow's bay
Followed by the suggestion
Did you mean: the next martha's vineyard and definitely not cursed

detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

A sign for Wokery Chinese Restaurant

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Unparalleled

A South Indian breakfast featuring masala dosa, idli, vada, the whole deal. I’m getting hungry just looking at it.

detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

She keeps her Moët et Chandon in her pretty cabinet

A red & white boat called Moët outside a wooden museum building

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I’m in Nu Yawk baby

A drawing of Tony Soprano in a suit holding a cigar on the wall of a bar in New York

detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

biscuits & blues

A shopfront called Biscuits & Blues which seems to be a restaurant with live blues music. It is next to a Jack in the Box because why not.

detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Seattle has what you need @bsky.app

A sign that says
blue sky cleaners
Toxin free dry cleaning
Quality Sales

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I’m ballsmaxxing

A silver metallic bathtub full of orange ping pong balls, mirrored three ways

detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

They paved paradise?

Somewhere on Hope St in Downtown LA, a grey building with a lot going on. There’s a sign for Alamo Drafthouse Cinema which is around the corner on Flower St. The sign is a man wearing paper 3d glasses shushing you and the text says
SHHHHHH WE'RE WATCHING MOVIES.
Below this there’s graffiti (or street art, ymmv) that says
You are a goddess
Living in a city of angels. There’s a set of rainbow colored butterfly wings next to the text. In front of this all are two women looking down, presumably at their phone.

detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

And now I know how Joan of Arc felt

A chat screenshot with two replies:

Them: Ohh

My message quoted: “Can you feel the soil falling over your head?”
Them: Is it about death

detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Anyway, here’s wonderwall.

Anthony Daniels who plays C3PO in all 11 Star Wars movies on stage pointing at Ralph McQuarrie’s concept art of C3PO & R2D2 on a desert planet

detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Hamnet (2025)

Philomena Cunk, a white lady with red hair in a blue shirt & gray jacket, looks at her phone while a white guy with white hair in a blue coat sitting next to her reads the Hamlet soliloquoy. They are the only two people in a theater with red chairs. The caption says “To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub.”

detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

pretty bold of them to not go with the usual phallic imagery you would associate with a kebab shop

A painted sign on a wall that reads Presidio Kebab. Above the sign there is a drawing that looks a lot like a uterus

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

seeing a lot of dubai chocolate hate which is justified but don’t knock pistachio in chocolate until you’ve tried one of these www.grandturkishbazaar.com/wp-content/u...

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detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

That’s who he really looks like.

Brian Moser, Dexter’s brother and season 1 villain, from Dexter played by Christian Camargo. Looks kinda like the Pope when he was young.

detective gollumbo @trite.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Just a regular human bartender

A mobile browser screenshot from translate.kagi.com showing a
Translation from English
“jackie daytona”
To Matt Berry
“Jaaaackie Daytoooona!”