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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 9h

enough time has passed now that i don't think we can keep attributing gen z's inability to function within polite society to 'the pandemic'. sadly they are a cohort born with genetic stinky vibes

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

unfortunately the welsh crowd's encouragement has triggered a psychosis in danny ward wherein he believes he's neuer

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

responding to a diss track with a song called Genuinely Thought We Were On Good Terms

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

one of the main differences between twitter and bluesky is that people like the tiny desk concerts on here

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

hello muddah hello faddah here i am i'm drinking lager

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

adhd stands for A Desire to Have another Drink, and i have it btw

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

catching up with all the news back home on wales' sole remaining website

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

born out of our perennial indignity at having to endure the uk's rental market, channel 4 let oobah and i make a film about the housing crisis, which is now available to stream on their platform (fka 4OD) and youtube! www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFvF...

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

england are out of FIFA World Cup 2026™

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

the yank liberals that were giving it the "y'all really believe cheeto man when he claims he had anything to do with this? and it was never a freaking red card in the first place" over the last two days when his corruption benefitted them, all now turning on trump as the reason they lost. delicious

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

is there a single corner of the entire fucking internet safe from the noxious pollutant of yanks loudly insisting upon which rules of a sport they started watching a month ago ought to be ripped up

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

he may be a serial liar who wilfully deceived the public to gain office and pursue a blairite agenda no one voted for, collaborated in and then criminalised opposition to a genocide, slashed disability benefits and filled his office with evil paedophile adjacent advisors, but starmer is a Decent Man

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

for those of you not on x.com, the everything platform, former prime minister of great britain keir starmer, has died,

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

last time i saw arsenal win the league, i wasn't legally old enough to be allowed on my own in a pub, so i stood on a ledge outside one and watched it through a window with my face pressed to the glass like charlie bucket

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

why are the green party not standing aside and pouring all of their money, resource, members, time and energy behind andrew 'andy' burnham, king of manchester? do they think they're some sort of distinct political party or something?

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

looking at my phone screen and reading "almost a decade ago" and then reading a push notification about how my rent has been sent and then looking up at the mirror and Feeling Good

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/05/2026

if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

will gladly accept sufferball magnate mikel arteta fumbling every trophy again as an offering to the gods of fate if it helps spurs go down

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

amazing sport. a billionaire threw everything behind hiring a guy widely regarded as the guardiola of car design, and he's made something so crap that not only are they anticipating it will be too slow to qualify for any given race, but they can't even test it without maybe paralysing their drivers

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

several generations of american family all huddled around the television set, hugging each other in giddy anticipation at all the new adverts

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

if i was the west, i'd definitely spend a decade suppressing files related to the world's most notorious paedophile, if their release would cause people to suspect the universally reviled paedo was actually an agent for one of my enemies. you'd want to keep that kind of info secret, for some reason

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

commenting "ai slop" under all of my friends' instagram posts of themselves surrounded by their loving families

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

understand keir starmer refuses to resign as prime minister if it means giving up his 15% greene king discount

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

the deluge of ai services promising to shortcut creativity and negate ever developing a skill has, conversely, given me impetus to sit down and learn stuff i've always put off. so far comedically dogshit in my efforts to develop a musical ear, but it's really gratifying(??) and i'm enjoying it(???)

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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/02/2026

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

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Johan Nohr @nohr.se · 01/02/2026

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

trying to imagine an american doing an impression of wallace from wallace and gromit. statistically must have happened at some point

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

labour potential parliamentary candidates lining up against yougov polls like children before a rollercoaster, hoping to be reviled more than keir starmer enough to be let in

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

hej jeg er thomas frank velkommen til jackass

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

they shouldn't have binned off the secret traitor gimmick so early, imho. after that point, it reverted to a game dominated by guileless faithfuls who can't fathom they're being kept in because they trust a traitor and are wrong about everyone else, or harmless non-entities everyone forgets about

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

not only does this show 0% of reform voters switching to labour, it shows 8% of labour voters to reform. it also shows an 11% churn lost to greens. they're hemorrhaging progressive voters faster than they can replace them with right wingers (which is: not at all)

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

beginning preliminary work on a web experience that lets you go to the pub in the browser

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

can't believe pitchfork has moved behind a paywall, rather than remaining wedded to the broken programmatic ad model that brings in virtually no revenue and is almost entirely responsible for the rapid degredation of editorial standards and click chasing practices that absolutely everyone hates?

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/01/2026

Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

fair play will stancil switching narrative arcs from being the US james ball to becoming the US jolyon maugham

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

look, it's possible to both not like trump, but also uncritically support the untrammeled advance of US empire, CIA backed regime change and military intervention anywhere that advances the interests of extractive capital and private oil companies. i don't get what's so confusing about this

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

dear mr trump, my name is rupert and i am 68 years old. the evil keir starmez is trying to take away our access to mr musk's magical paedophile machine, a fundamental assault on british values. please deploy enola gay over london our country yearns for freedom

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

going on the next series of the traitors with the gimmick that i am secretly welsh

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Stan's Account @tristandross.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

you can equally easily answer this question by asking 'which members of the public is this party supposed to appeal to?' and realising that it's a demographic almost exclusively comprised of journalists

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