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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dunno what everyone is talking about, I had a job interview where I brought moon-born poison, in which was mingled all that Nature wrongly bears, and Pompey hired me on the spot.
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Eric Williams @geoliminal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
can i bring a smoking, bubbling, faintly phosphorescent potion to a job interview?
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Free-quent Flyer @freequentflyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's a funny thing: simply because I'm a fencing enthusiast, I've been trying to track down any evidence Mark Zuckerberg fenced *at all*, let alone was "captain of the fencing team" at Phillips Exeter. But because both his Wikipedia page *and* its talk page are "semi-protected" this is impossible
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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🎃 David From The Blackwood Lagoon. 🎃 @ghostforest.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The USS Lincoln encounters The Hand of Satan on The Sea of Darkness.
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The USS Lincoln passes a solid silver tower rising straight out of the sea, disappearing into the clouds. It is draped in a starry net that floats upon the waters. High above they hear a distant voice speaking in an unknown language. With no way to get up, they sail on.
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Uh oh! The USS Lincoln completed shore leave, but the returning crew numbered one less than needed in the geas placed on the ship! Manannán mac Lir has appeared in his sea chariot and driven them off course. Hope they find Hy Brasil!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026
Unbelievable www.instagram.com/p/DdUmGqOEpST
Katie Dippold Instagram post of a previously unseen babydook party photo in which she’s smiling and toasting the camera
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Maybe the people who lied about the economy for the last five years and think data centers are pro-community shouldn't be the ones who get to decide which marginalized groups get sacrificed
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The USS Lincoln makes port at Laem Chabang. Locals are visited by hollow-eyed sailors, dripping with brine, who sit at their tables to demand food and drink. The sailors leave at midnight exactly.
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
USS Lincoln finally sighted again by Thai cargo ship, reportedly Lincoln's crew asked for news of events long forgotten and pleaded with the cargo ship to take mail back to towns and cities that no longer exist.
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sailors of the USS Lincoln learn the Old Man of the Sea must answer any questions truthfully if captured, but fail to hold onto him during his wily shapeshifting. The ship continues to wander aimlessly.
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Adjusted Crew Complement of USS Lincoln: 3,492 (down from 3,532) - Taken by giant ants -5 - Crushed by rukh -2 - Eaten by dulhath: -3 - Opened Aeolus' bag of winds -3 - Drowned after island turned out to be giant fish -15 - Severed by Talos -11 - Tricked by an oracle -1
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Good news, the USS Lincoln managed to find a safe island at which to take on supplies. Bad news, the brazen giant Talos has completed severed the conning tower with his enormous sword.
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
People should stop saying it's bad the captain of the USS Lincoln took a sea wife from among the tabib al-bahrs. Yes, it's true she's sad she can't return to the depths. But how else was he to drive off the flesh-eating dulhath? No, it's not true the dulhath ate three sailors. He was just very rude.
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Reports that sailors on the USS Lincoln attempted to throw themselves into the sea are likewise false. They were instead lured the the railing by perfidious sea jinn pretending to be the houris of Paradise. Our brave sailors successfully resisted by remembering they are all super gay for each other.
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
All reports that damage to the USS Lincoln was caused by Iranian munitions are false. A passing rukh merely dropped a large boulder on the flight deck.
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
USS Abraham Lincoln's long voyage home off to a rocky start after a zaratan snatched several F-35s from the deck with its mighty pincers
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Adam @chalicotherex.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
which prediction market app allows me and some friends to enter into a tontine?
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ranting like the one guy on board The Demeter who has figured out those Romanian crates in the cargo hold might be fishy. www.rawstory.com/uss-abraham-...
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'Ripe for accidents': Families fume at Trump as ship doctor warns sailors may go insane
Families of sailors and Marines aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln are raising urgent concerns about deteriorating conditions on the aircraft carrier, which has now spent nine months at sea and five conse...
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The closest thing to the fear historical communities had of werewolves in the modern day is the fear that your neighbor's dog isn't well trained and might bite you.
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Saw the mayor on TV saying the recent floods were the result of unemployed knucker worms, but he's going to use the slush fun from selling our railroad to hire a hedge knight
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Going down to the apothecary to argue my tooth rot is covered by my dental daemon but they swear they can't find my name in the Black Ledger
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 19/07/2026
1. In major news, the Ohio Dem Party has banned the Progressive Caucus from criticizing candidate for Gov. Amy Acton's transphobia. It has now applied more pressure to quiet criticism of anti-trans politics than it has on its own nominee to stop embracing them. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Ohio Dem Party Has Banned Criticism Of Gov. Candidate Amy Acton Calling Trans Girls “Boys”
The Progressive Caucus says it was forced to take down its post.
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I will convert to the cult of Sol Invictus if the sun gets him.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My students are always learning my six sacred techniques then trying to use them against me in battle. Obviously I'm going to use the secret seventh technique to defeat them. Every day with this.
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
ngl, a new version of this with Mamdani and the various ogres of the moment could go pretty hard
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
*Unreal Tournament announcer voice* DIRTBAG LEFT MMMMULTI KILL
As Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman put it to CNN on Tuesday, "The dirtbag left is surging."
Lander, who represents the clearest bridge between socialists and progressives out of the three Mamdani-endorsed congressional candidates, was the first to sail to victory Tuesday night. Rep. Dan Goldman, D-N.Y., fell to Lander less than 10 minutes after polls closed, with roughly a third of votes counted in the 10th Congressional District. Goldman, an heir to the Levi Strauss fortune and a staunch supporter of Israel, had lagged in public polling for months, suggesting the energy on the ground was firmly against the incumbent.
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
little demon, france, 15th century
a medieval drawing of a goggle-eyed demon falling off the edge of a manuscript margin
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Eric Williams @geoliminal.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
details of the iran deal: -can pick chun-li when playing street fighter turbo on the SNES -one free hit in all games of "flinch" -definitive generational control over the entirety of the global economy -donald trump must lead his army under the yoke -IRG has access to the taco bell secret menu
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
"Zhong Kui, he's gonna let me lift his sword! It takes five demons to lift his sword and he says I can do it by myself! And it's a BIG sword, isn't it?"
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
"The weasel spirit, it says very nice things! It tells me it knows where the peach of immortality is hidden. Just think of it! Years of spirit cultivation skipped! Zip bing boom ba! And it's going to be a very good peach."
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Mandate of Heaven rugpull
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
ngl kinda hoping Iran will announce soon that the Mongols never actually took Alamut, the Old Man of the Mountain is still alive, and they're about to bust out these bad boys
a picture of the assassin (hashashin) unit from the table top game Trench Crusade
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Commando raid to dig under Mount Damavand and kinetically neutralize Azi Dahaka has faced tactical complications, world now drowning in scorpions
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The USS Gerald R. Ford has been consumed by the Clashing Rocks and will never claim the golden fleece
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Hard Working Circus Girl @killedwithhammers.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Last thing those 3 US F-15s saw when the Ghost of Kuwait pulled up on their tails
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I hope the Ghost of Kuwait puts three F-15 shaped pips on the side of his plane.
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Heaven, please take this mandate away from us, we should not have this thing.
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
ICE, please go deport leviathan, I hear he's a big problem. We cannot tolerate these anchor sea monsters, on account of all the anchors they ate. Only the brave men and women of ICE can get into the waters of the mid-Atlantic, right now, to solve this problem.
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
sincerely hope that as climate change worsens we all go insane and keep personifying it as/blaming it on kaiju-sized biblical monsters willing to also accept non-biblical mythologies but the monsters gotta big big! top weight-class!
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I hope the Kandahar giant comes back to life and gets to ride it
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Minneapolis (and elsewhere) breaking out all the whistles has me thinking that the old ways never truly die www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h0o...
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Lid of Me Granny's Bin - Blackthorn
YouTube video by machree01
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
We live on the skin of a pimple, red and pulsing, and are constantly awaiting the torrent of filth that will be unleashed when it finally bursts
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Thinking on how we were robbed of a Muppet version of Moby Dick.
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Ah nuts, Wolf Hollow, I wish we were going to Snow Hollow instead. Snow Hollow? What do they got there? Wolves... but they're not so wolfy.
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Re-imagining all the 50s giant insect movies where the insects have a fetish for being stepped on and are attacking humans out of frustration because now they'll never be able to get off
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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Living in a world governed by the rules of magic is a lot less whimsical than I thought it would be.
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