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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"When you Google Jenna Maroney now, I come up first. Not the Jenna Maroney who killed all those nuns in court."

tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dunno what everyone is talking about, I had a job interview where I brought moon-born poison, in which was mingled all that Nature wrongly bears, and Pompey hired me on the spot.

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Eric Williams @geoliminal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

can i bring a smoking, bubbling, faintly phosphorescent potion to a job interview?

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Free-quent Flyer @freequentflyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Here's a funny thing: simply because I'm a fencing enthusiast, I've been trying to track down any evidence Mark Zuckerberg fenced *at all*, let alone was "captain of the fencing team" at Phillips Exeter. But because both his Wikipedia page *and* its talk page are "semi-protected" this is impossible

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Very concerned about these new arch blueprints

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm just hoping it's proofed against ninja turtles

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Temu Mamdanis seem to be popping up like mushrooms

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I wish he could be a reverse Phineus and get tormented by harpies for all eternity

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I say they should all be different varieties of goblin.

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

An all-goblin Western would be amazing.

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sales of toilet paper plummet following arrest of local Kingpin, Bart Simpson. Dennis the Menace still at large.

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🎃 David From The Blackwood Lagoon. 🎃 @ghostforest.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The USS Lincoln encounters The Hand of Satan on The Sea of Darkness.

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You can draw a straight line from Occupy, to Bernie, to the rise of the DSA. Things aren't good but the movements that promise any sort of hope whatsoever have definitely been gaining traction.

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

So The Atlantic is taking the gas prices well I see.

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

They really should have listened to the advice of their non-commissioned SND (Strategic Nautical Druid).

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The USS Lincoln passes a solid silver tower rising straight out of the sea, disappearing into the clouds. It is draped in a starry net that floats upon the waters. High above they hear a distant voice speaking in an unknown language. With no way to get up, they sail on.

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Uh oh! The USS Lincoln completed shore leave, but the returning crew numbered one less than needed in the geas placed on the ship! Manannán mac Lir has appeared in his sea chariot and driven them off course. Hope they find Hy Brasil!

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Well ain't this tour a musical oddity. No artists from anywhere!

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026

Unbelievable www.instagram.com/p/DdUmGqOEpST

Katie Dippold Instagram post of a previously unseen babydook party photo in which she’s smiling and toasting the camera

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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Maybe the people who lied about the economy for the last five years and think data centers are pro-community shouldn't be the ones who get to decide which marginalized groups get sacrificed

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Kinda hoping it's just the two of them this time, if only because I want to see more of just how nasty this iteration of Ghidorah is

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The USS Lincoln makes port at Laem Chabang. Locals are visited by hollow-eyed sailors, dripping with brine, who sit at their tables to demand food and drink. The sailors leave at midnight exactly.

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

USS Lincoln finally sighted again by Thai cargo ship, reportedly Lincoln's crew asked for news of events long forgotten and pleaded with the cargo ship to take mail back to towns and cities that no longer exist.

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The only thing he regrets is that he lost, and he still probably blames that mostly on everyone around him and not himself.

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I expect friends/family to wake me the fuck up for that

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Sailors of the USS Lincoln learn the Old Man of the Sea must answer any questions truthfully if captured, but fail to hold onto him during his wily shapeshifting. The ship continues to wander aimlessly.

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Did he bite the guy's head off or just pull so hard it popped somehow?

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Vibes of an early 80s stop motion direct-to-video knockoff of Alien

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Adjusted Crew Complement of USS Lincoln: 3,492 (down from 3,532) - Taken by giant ants -5 - Crushed by rukh -2 - Eaten by dulhath: -3 - Opened Aeolus' bag of winds -3 - Drowned after island turned out to be giant fish -15 - Severed by Talos -11 - Tricked by an oracle -1

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Good news, the USS Lincoln managed to find a safe island at which to take on supplies. Bad news, the brazen giant Talos has completed severed the conning tower with his enormous sword.

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It's a damn shame our Crassus won't go fight the Parthians personally, because they know exactly what to do with his solid gold chariot

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

You don't have to hand it to bin Laden, but at the same time holy shit he called that shot like Babe Ruth

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

If he causes massive harm either way, does it matter?

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

People should stop saying it's bad the captain of the USS Lincoln took a sea wife from among the tabib al-bahrs. Yes, it's true she's sad she can't return to the depths. But how else was he to drive off the flesh-eating dulhath? No, it's not true the dulhath ate three sailors. He was just very rude.

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Reports that sailors on the USS Lincoln attempted to throw themselves into the sea are likewise false. They were instead lured the the railing by perfidious sea jinn pretending to be the houris of Paradise. Our brave sailors successfully resisted by remembering they are all super gay for each other.

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tripeberry.bsky.social @tripeberry.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

All reports that damage to the USS Lincoln was caused by Iranian munitions are false. A passing rukh merely dropped a large boulder on the flight deck.

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