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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 21/09/2026
GOOFY (present at the Vikings dance): Gawrsh
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Michael Henderson @trendyhendy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Like tankies and Taiwan. Maybe they should have been part of China 75 years ago but there are a lot of people (Ethnic Chinese and indigenous!) who very much don't want to be now
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Michael Henderson @trendyhendy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
As an Alabama fan these are completely different situations for reasons you'll have to give me 30 minutes to an hour to come up with
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Michael Henderson @trendyhendy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ethical football wins
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Michael Henderson @trendyhendy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Dutch winning this game would be so disappointing. Just no interest in playing soccer the last 30 minutes
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Michael Henderson @trendyhendy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
REVENGE FOR GIJON!!!!!!!
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Michael Henderson @trendyhendy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Pulisic is such a game wrecker at this tournament
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Michael Henderson @trendyhendy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
BASKETBALL
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Michael Henderson @trendyhendy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Those indulgences and annulments didn't sell themselves y'all
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Michael Henderson @trendyhendy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This goes so hard...if you have a <5 year old
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Bobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
We had a deal to keep Iran from getting nukes! Trump backed out of it because he wanted to own Obama. Iran kept following its end of the deal for a year anyway, begging Trump to reenter the deal. Trump literally backed out of the no nukes deal and then initiated a war because of nukes. Insanity.
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Fact-checking the Bad Bunny halftime show
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
“Dear ICE agents - I hope you’re respectful to everyone and show kindness… we should treat all people the same, even if we don’t know them.” If this doesn’t shatter your heart you don’t have one. 💔 Our kids are watching. 🇺🇸 www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/o...
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
FOR THE WESTERN DISTRICT OF TEXAS
SAN ANTONIO DIVISION
ADRIAN CONEJO ARIAS, and 
L.C.R., a Minor Child by and through His 
Parent and Guardian Adrian Conejo Arias, 

Petitioners, 

VS.  CIVIL CASE NO. SA-26-CV-415-FB

KRISTI NOEM, in Her Official Capacity as 
Secretary of the United States Department of 
Homeland Security; PAMELA BONDI, in Her 
Official Capacity as Attorney General of the 
United States; TODD LYONS, in His Official 
Capacity as Acting Director, United States 
Immigration and Customs Enforcement; 
DAREN MARGOLIN, in His Official Capacity 
as Acting Director of the Executive Office of 
Immigration Review; and JOHN DOE, in His 
Official Capacity as the Warden of the Dilley 
Immigration Processing Center in Dilley, Texas, 

Respondents. 
OPINION AND ORDER OF THE COURT
Before the Court is the petition of asylum seeker Adrian Conejo Arias and his five-year-old son
for protection of the Great Writ of habeas 1 corpus. They seek nothing more than some modicum of due
process and the rule of law. The government has responded.
The case has its genesis in the ill-conceived and incompetently-implemented government pursuit
of daily deportation quotas, apparently even if it requires traumatizing children. This Court and others
regularly send undocumented people to prison and orders them deported but do so by proper legal
procedures.
1 Ex parte Bollman, 8 U.S. (4 Cranch) 75 (1807); Sir William W. Blackstone, Commentaries on the Laws of
England (1765-1769); see also Magna Carta, Article 39.Apparent also is the government's ignorance of an American historical document called the
Declaration of Independence. Thirty-three-year-old Thomas Jefferson enumerated grievances against
a would-be authoritarian king over our nascent nation. Among others were:
1. "He has sent hither Swarms of Officers to harass our People."
2. "He has excited domestic Insurrection among us.”
3. "For quartering large Bodies of Armed Troops among us."
4. "He has kept among us, in Times of Peace, Standing Armies without the consent
of our Legislatures."
"We the people" are hearing echos of that history.
And then there is that pesky inconvenience called the Fourth Amendment:
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against
unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue,
but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing
the place to be searched, and persons or things to be seized.
U.S. CONST. amend. IV.
Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issued by the executive branch to
itself do not pass probable cause muster. That is called the fox guarding the henhouse. The
Constitution requires an independent judicial officer.
Accordingly, the Court finds that the Constitution of these United States trumps this
administration's detention of petitioner Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R. The Great Writ
and release from detention are GRANTED pursuant to the attached Judgment.
Observing human behavior confirms that for some among us, the perfidious lust for unbridled
power and the imposition of cruelty in its quest know no bounds and are bereft of human decency. And
the rule of law be damned.Ultimately, Petitioners may, because of the arcane United States immigration system, return to
their home country, involuntarily or by self-deportation. But that result should occur through a more
orderly and humane policy than currently in place.
Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you
can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike,
It is so ORDERED.
SIGNED this 31st day of February, 2026.
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FRED BIERY
UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE
[Image of child being arrested]
Credit: Bystander
Matthew 19:14
John 11:35
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Emily Flitter @emilyflitter.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
ICE deported a 5-year-old US citizen to Honduras, where she had never been, after holding her & her mother in a hotel room 80 miles from home for several days and not allowing them access to a lawyer www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Five-year-old deported to Honduras despite being US citizen is latest child victim of Trump crackdown
Mother whose visa application was pending says she will send girl back to US soon accompanied by another relative
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David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Quite a statement by the Republican governor of Vermont
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Hawks 101 @iahawks101.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Dave Matthews and Tim Ryenolds playing Neil Young’s Ohio last night and ends with some Rage Against the Machine.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
hypocrisy has always been a part of the American DNA. That's fine. "It is hypocritical to say this thing is bad when we didn't say it about another bad thing" is not a call to say both things are bad. It is a call to say nothing. And fuck that shit.
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 23/01/2026
"oh your fantasy football punishments are so boring. oh no one cares. oh there's more important stuff happening in the world." I thought that too before my brother had to take a shot of a different fish sauce every day for a week and dedicate it to a different player on his last-place team
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Mark Carney's speech really is terrific: full text is here and very much worth your time.
paulwells.substack.com
The Carney doctrine
Open comment thread on the PM's Davos speech
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Michael Henderson @trendyhendy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
There's the Carson Beck we all know
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 20/01/2026
Literally everyone who even vaguely knew what a tariff was said this when they were introduced! You don’t need a team of economists to analyze the situation — no one who lives in reality was confused by this!
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Federal Reserve @federalreserve.gov · 12/01/2026
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG... www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
youtube.com
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
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Michael Henderson @trendyhendy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
@dennycarter.bsky.social official sports app
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The Wyzard @thewyzard.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
To finish this out: This may make some people angry and uncomfortable, but just to clarify, I am 100% correct.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/01/2026
some thoughts on all of this madness from earlier in the morning youtu.be/-yUi-0vNlDA
youtu.be
Donald Trump’s War in Venezuela (Congratulations to the Winners of the “Fell for it Again Award”)
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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JC (baseball season type) @conductress.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
#SpreadLove
today.com
78-Year-Old Eats Gumbo at This Restaurant Every Day. When He Didn’t Show, the Chef Saved His Life
“After three or four hours laying on the floor, you wonder, ‘Am I going to get out of this?’” Charlie Hicks tells TODAY.com.
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The Dodgers have signed Madison Bumgarner to a four-inning, $160 million contract
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Michael Henderson @trendyhendy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Why did Miami not take a timeout????? Is Christobal seriously playing for 3?
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I'm wheezing.
Now, UCLA's interim head coach, Tim Skipper, is tied with Franklin with one career top-10 win against a Big Ten opponent.
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Michael Henderson @trendyhendy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The paradox of "I am all powerful God-King" and "Democrats won't let me open the government" may finally be hitting his voters
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Jenna Laine @jennalaine.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Note: Stealth NYT edit. (Thanks to the eagle-eyed reader who saw that!)
Mr. Trump, who was barred from Twitter and Facebook after encouraging a crowd of supporters that attacked the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, to block the transfer of power, has since cast himself as a champion of free speech. Upon returning to office, he signed an executive order "ending federal censorship."
Craig Shirley, a presidential historian and biographer of President Ronald Reagan, said Mr. Trump's experience was so searing that he did not believe the president would improperly restrain others' free speech, whatever his public exhortations.
"As his own First Amendment rights were abridged, my guess is he's especially sensitive to anyone else seeing their First Amendment rights taken away," Mr. Shirley said.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
LE BATARD, on Kimmel: “.. you can’t look at what’s happening here and NOT say that this is a kind of threat that you have not seen before in the United States ..”
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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Michael Henderson @trendyhendy.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Ball don't lie
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 29/08/2025
This story has it all: aquaculture, Black Flag, Bernie Sanders, Star Trek as policy, John Hodgman, male tears, and a candidate citing Luthen’s monologue from Andor. Meet Graham Platner, the Maine oysterman trying to crack the senate. @grahamformaine.bsky.social newrepublic.com/article/1996...
newrepublic.com
The Political Awakening of the Oyster Farmer Gunning for Susan Collins
Graham Platner’s campaign launch has been a sudden sensation. But what he’s building now is rooted in the work of a lifetime.
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 28/08/2025
I’ve known the author of this op-ed since the day she was born. It’s so awful that she had to write this, that she has to keep living through this.
startribune.com
Opinion | I’m just 16, and already have countless memories of mass shootings
"I think how easy it must be to pray when your students are not the ones facing gunfire amid their morning mass," high school junior Lydia Ganser writes.
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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Pope Leo called his 37-yo barber saying: “Good morning, I need a haircut tomorrow at my place.” Mario asked: “But who are you?” Pope replied: “Robert Prevost.” Mario, from Peru, but living in Rome, went to the Vatican and cut Leo’s and his secretary’s hair. www.lastampa.it/cronaca/2025...
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Il barbiere del Papa: Mario Reyes racconta il cliente diventato Leone XIV
Il barbiere: «Amiamo il Perù, parliamo di sport, politica e cibo»
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Michael Henderson @trendyhendy.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Where's all the articles about Trump losing his marbles?
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Frank Figliuzzi @frankfigliuzzi.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Did you vote for cruelty? www.reuters.com/world/americ...
reuters.com
Deported Cuban mother separated from breastfeeding 1-year-old daughter
Cuban mother Heidy Sanchez collapsed into tears as she recalled the moment last week when U.S. immigration officials in Florida told her she would be deported and separated from her still-breastfeeding 1-year-old daughter.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Dear god let this man cook.
Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
The Pampered Idiot, by Leonardo Alenza y Nieto, 1807–45, 📸 by @b_smialowski
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
The president told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens.
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
But obviously, the problem runs to the top: Trump has now acknowledged that he wants to run the Abrego Garcia playbook on U.S. citizens, disappearing them to a foreign prison forever. If the Supreme Court does not rebuke him now, it will be fully complicit in this scheme. slate.com/news-and-pol...
Calling this a constitutional crisis undersells the catastrophic implications of the emergency. This administration is rapidly constructing a legal framework that would allow it to abruptly disappear anyone, including natural-born U.S. citizens, to a foreign prison forever, for any reason it chooses, or no reason at all. Indeed, Trump teased this possibility on Monday, floating the deportation of "homegrown criminals" to El Salvador next. The stakes of the battle over Abrego Garcia's fate could not be more evident: If the government succeeds in thwarting judicial repudiation of his deportation, it will mark the end of constitutional freedoms
as we know them.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/04/2025
gee i wonder why voters might've been confused about the existential stakes of the last election
NYT headline from last August: "Harris and Trump Embrace Tariffs, Though Their Approaches Differ"
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
this is very sports, when a team I like is called for roughing the passer we’re making the game soft, and when a team I don’t like hits the QB too hard we need to protect the most valuable position
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