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Alison Stenning @alisonstenning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Rita Ora has the Lidl Plus App" "Stacey Solomon gives Joe a sticker for helping with the dishes" "Alesha Dixon made bairns cry at the Hoppings" "Jessie J doesn't donate 10p to charity at the checkout" "Lorraine Kelly is barred from Wetherspoons for stealing cutlery"

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Community urged to report bizarre celeb-obsessed graffiti artist to police

Bizarre graffiti about a range of celebrities has been daubed across the Newcastle suburb

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Friends fear he’s watching Firefly. Again.

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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Cookies DO NOT NEED ICING. If they do, that’s a cupcake #bakeoff #GBBO

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What a fucking piece of work is a man.

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yes. Wasn’t it good to see Penry-Jones in the new series of Marble Hall Murders

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It must be autumn. I’ve just had a mug of tea and a vaguely huge slice of cake.

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

No west wing. Or Firefly. It’s minor league clickbait but…

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Joshua Malina @joshuamalina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I created a dating app for grammar nerds, but it failed because the only rule was that it’s never acceptable to end a sentence with a proposition.

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Bought this sampler as part of a group lot. Terrific name.

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The daily heil trying to revive their old Samantha Brick troll bait. Tits

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Caught up with #gbbo. Mostly good. One contestant definitely grates though

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Not a great choice of words here

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“DOES THIS BUS GO TO PUTNEY COMMON?”

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Young cleric began his sermon with the phrase “In many ways, God is like a pot noodle”. I think he was winning a bet

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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

He is very nice & let me "have a go" on his organ last night. It is fabulous.

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

How good to have Lisa Tarbuck back. Compèring the Pottery throw down. Miss having her on the radio on Saturday nights

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Gifted by Weyland Yutani?

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m pitching. Dr Whom. Pronounced as in “Thom Yorke”. Zany adventures of a spelling and pronunciation pedant who goes back and forth in time correcting publishing errors and shouting at greengrocers.

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

1/2 way through Project Hail Mary. Loving it

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Someone who inherited their wealth and title is having a very public go at someone else who inherited their wealth and titles. 3 bungled marriages and he’s telling someone else off for their failed marriage. For poorly treating his much younger wife and driving them to self harm, food disorders

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Irony Meter Maxed Out

ALT: Irony Meter Maxed Out

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Pinning this up on the door of the loo with the weak flush.

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Mac-Lee-More. Really? I’ve largely drifted past the music shenanigans but this pronunciation on the radio was jarring. Mack. Leee. Moore. Not MacIlmore. Weird

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

4 hours driving yesterday. M25, M3 and M4. A soulless feast of bland automobile design. Three exceptions

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

That warm breath on the back of your neck as he whispers “Tom’s putting it in now”…

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Agreeably shiny cuck chair in this hotel. #easywipe

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I am in West Sussex. Was home for me for 7 years and coming back is nostalgia tinged with a little sadness for a quieter and more uncomplicated life

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Conspicuously failing to stop the boats

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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson

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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I’m trying to reconcile how I had to attend compulsory PREVENT training at work, to tell me how important it was to report any concerns about possible radicalisation/ terrorism, with the complete absence of action against ACTUAL FAR RIGHT BALACLAVA CLAD TERRORIST GANGS ON OUR STREETS.

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I see your British unit and raise you with this chonk

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

RFK jnr. pictured right.

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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 08/09/2026

The lies about the RNLI aren’t new. Publishing and circulating images of individual volunteers to an already-radicalised audience is. That is where online hatred starts becoming a real-world safety issue. In today's post I address four of the most pervasive myths surrounding the RNLI.