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Trellis

@trellis1.bsky.social
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If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He just can’t help himself. Vile, attention seeking, ‘comedy legend’ arsehole
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel similarly about this fella
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A new low in podcasting
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No west wing. Or Firefly. It’s minor league clickbait but…
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bought this sampler as part of a group lot. Terrific name.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The daily heil trying to revive their old Samantha Brick troll bait. Tits
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Marvellous voiceover joke though. Old school internet joy. ”Gary’s bringing something special to the lemonparty”. Ace
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not a great choice of words here
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“DOES THIS BUS GO TO PUTNEY COMMON?”
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pinning this up on the door of the loo with the weak flush.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
4 hours driving yesterday. M25, M3 and M4. A soulless feast of bland automobile design. Three exceptions
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That warm breath on the back of your neck as he whispers “Tom’s putting it in now”…
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Unbooked. They probably read my blog
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Agreeably shiny cuck chair in this hotel. #easywipe
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Conspicuously failing to stop the boats
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I mean. Absolute unit
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I thought the Russian guy was fake but…
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I see your British unit and raise you with this chonk
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RFK jnr. pictured right.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh bugger
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yup.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Unhappy cow. Stormy weather
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Weird looking breasts imho
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yikes
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Who amongst us…
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Plum harvest has begun. Gloriously buttocky.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It’s a ring. Apparently
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Suffolk humour
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m in Suffolk. Different style of bin toppers round here
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Good lord. What has she seen?
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’d never seen the alternate shot from the Wilfrid photo shot. The name of the Antique shop was slightly on the nose
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Spooky.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post your favourite Disney Princess - wrong answers only
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Eclipse was caught on a burnt out single pixel of my phone
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dang.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Weirdest hair arrangement I’ve seen since the orange ponce rocked into town
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Long day. Inch’s alcohol free cider. Not half bad
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
No shit Sherlock
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Amazon Prime lorry followed the satnav alternative directions. Rural local village not built for it
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The R.A. is running its Young Artists summer exhibition. Bloody wonderful
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Curtains for Zoosha?
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Taking no further questions
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
£600 wouldn’t be enough yo tempt me. £6000? Probably still no.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I seem to have missed all of this. However this image has made my night
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’m in Derbyshire. Countryside. Remarkable. Dry stone walls aplenty.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
“Continues to rage”
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Oh fuck off. All the way off.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
One for Bisley fans
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Glad to see the rebel diaspora found employment
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