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If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.

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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 17h
Excellent gbbo tonight. Fresh challenges. Mixing it up. Taking a risk, having a punt, having a go
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Pig Looking Meme
ALT: Pig Looking Meme
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pilot episode. Blimey they’re all so young. Whedon’s soft-porn rendering of Inara bathing is just ick. Chinese swearing. Shiny.
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Alison Stenning @alisonstenning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Rita Ora has the Lidl Plus App" "Stacey Solomon gives Joe a sticker for helping with the dishes" "Alesha Dixon made bairns cry at the Hoppings" "Jessie J doesn't donate 10p to charity at the checkout" "Lorraine Kelly is barred from Wetherspoons for stealing cutlery"
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Community urged to report bizarre celeb-obsessed graffiti artist to police
Bizarre graffiti about a range of celebrities has been daubed across the Newcastle suburb
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Friends fear he’s watching Firefly. Again.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why despoil delicious orange shortbread with a sugar turd?
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also wtf is an iced gem?
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still finding a contestant very irritating.
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Fi KP @curlywurlyfi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cookies DO NOT NEED ICING. If they do, that’s a cupcake #bakeoff #GBBO
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel similarly about this fella
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A new low in podcasting
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Doggers.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a fucking piece of work is a man.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes. Wasn’t it good to see Penry-Jones in the new series of Marble Hall Murders
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It must be autumn. I’ve just had a mug of tea and a vaguely huge slice of cake.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No west wing. Or Firefly. It’s minor league clickbait but…
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Joshua Malina @joshuamalina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I created a dating app for grammar nerds, but it failed because the only rule was that it’s never acceptable to end a sentence with a proposition.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bought this sampler as part of a group lot. Terrific name.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’d say my DMs are open but I’m vaguely grown up. Vaguely
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The daily heil trying to revive their old Samantha Brick troll bait. Tits
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Marvellous voiceover joke though. Old school internet joy. ”Gary’s bringing something special to the lemonparty”. Ace
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ND clearly. I suspect I just need to atune myself.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Caught up with #gbbo. Mostly good. One contestant definitely grates though
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not a great choice of words here
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“DOES THIS BUS GO TO PUTNEY COMMON?”
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Waves at the very reverend Puddefoot
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Young cleric began his sermon with the phrase “In many ways, God is like a pot noodle”. I think he was winning a bet
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No kink shaming
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He is very nice & let me "have a go" on his organ last night. It is fabulous.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How good to have Lisa Tarbuck back. Compèring the Pottery throw down. Miss having her on the radio on Saturday nights
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Barry Kitson I think?
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Finished. Loved it. Two thumbs down.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yup.
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Wallace Shawn's Inconceivable Moment from Princess Bride
ALT: Wallace Shawn's Inconceivable Moment from Princess Bride
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I only discovered VERY recently that he initially asked Dolly to do the duet with him.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dickie has a similar bank account. Brewdog had also owed £489,000 for wages and holiday pay, which will not be paid through the administration process. Staff
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What a fucking rotter Watts net worth is estimated to be over £400 million www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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'Insufficient funds' to pay Brewdog creditors after takeover deal
Administrators say about £489,000 was owed for staff wages and holiday pay and £2.4m was owed to HMRC for unpaid VAT.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chief assistant will be Susie Dent. Obvs. And a rotating team of top heavy lovelies for the older viewers
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Harry and wife’s timely return to this country has nothing to do with the book’s release
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Graham Norton's Quizzical Expression
ALT: Graham Norton's Quizzical Expression
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Charles was devastated when Diana died. As phone calls to his friends will reveal.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gifted by Weyland Yutani?
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Prepped for Titan?
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Casting obvious.
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Toast Of London: Matt Berry's Iconic 'Yes!'
ALT: Toast Of London: Matt Berry's Iconic 'Yes!'
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m pitching. Dr Whom. Pronounced as in “Thom Yorke”. Zany adventures of a spelling and pronunciation pedant who goes back and forth in time correcting publishing errors and shouting at greengrocers.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
1/2 way through Project Hail Mary. Loving it
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Frankly, the moral high ground is so far away- he’d need a NASA telescope to see it.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just sixteen months after the wedding, her husband admitted to the press that he had had an affair with a journalist early on, when his wife was pregnant for the first time.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
From early in the marriage, her husband was involved in extramarital relationships, while she experienced ongoing struggles with anorexia and substance addiction.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Someone who inherited their wealth and title is having a very public go at someone else who inherited their wealth and titles. 3 bungled marriages and he’s telling someone else off for their failed marriage. For poorly treating his much younger wife and driving them to self harm, food disorders
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Irony Meter Maxed Out
ALT: Irony Meter Maxed Out
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pinning this up on the door of the loo with the weak flush.
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mac-Lee-More. Really? I’ve largely drifted past the music shenanigans but this pronunciation on the radio was jarring. Mack. Leee. Moore. Not MacIlmore. Weird
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Trellis @trellis1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Many many Chinese badly named boxes. Not a single larger SUV that inspired delight.
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