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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's a terrible call. Take the points, Dallas is done. I'm all for being aggressive, but this is simple math.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whether it's Bill Clinton using tax-payer money to pay for the postage on letters back to people who wrote to his cat or Donald Trump steering hundreds of millions of dollars in government contracts to his son's companies, both presidents engaged in corruption on an unprecedented scale.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fuck Stephen A Smith forever.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is eerily similar to the Team Canada rape case from last year. None of these kids is going to face any legal ramifications, and then we'll continue to wonder why women don't want to come forward.
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METAL GEAR SCARERIC @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Lanterns" did the non annoying version of this:
Topher Florence

@topherflorence

back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale

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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eagles with second and goal from the 2 and a chance to put the game away, come away with zero points. Just can't stop punching themselves in the nuts.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Philly has had 3rd and 2 twice and have lined up in shotgun twice. Run the Tush Push for yhr love of God.
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Call me Ishmaboo @billjank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love the idea of Trump having so many scandals none of them actually stick, much like Mr Burns having every disease, and none of them will stick.
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Simpsons: Dr. Hibbert's Cabinet of Germs
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow, brutal PI call. Great sell job from Bryant
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don't fuck with Mehdi Hassan, ever. The guy comes with receipts.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 17/09/2026
I think even the I Never Thought Leopards Would Eat My Face people are getting to the point where they’re saying “Look, I’ve got my pride—I thought at least my face would get eaten by, you know, a leopard, not by this giant fucking dummy.”
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
EU countries right now...
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Tombstone: Well Bye
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Woof. This is spectacularly tone deaf. Just say you don't care as much about making a statement as you do turning a profit. That would be quicker and more to the point.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every fantasy player who has a Chiefs skill guy in his lineup not named Kenneth Walker...
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Confused Jaguars Fan Reacts to Game
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ReSkeet if you did as much as Myles Garrett did tonight.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Like a Nuremberg rally, but way dumber.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That interception is inexcusable. Wow.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This would be like 1.5 trillion dollars.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trump in Dallas. Someone could do the funniest thing.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh yeah, this is totally healthy and sustainable.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Says the guy whose boss can't stop talking about how awful Somalians are.
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ANTIFA AF @86maga.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Welp, looks like I found my new sleep paralysis demon.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly and Tim Curry back-to-back is rough. I wonder who the third is going to be.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ELBOWS UP! 🫎
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Carney keeps saying Americans were threatening our sovereignty during trade talks...what could that mean?
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Drop a 10/10 90s movie
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Drexel Gary Smoking with Chopsticks
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Rewatched The Green Knight again last night. For my money, that's a top five movie of the last decade. Absolutely stunning visually, and hypnotic in the best way.
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Gawain's Battle Cry: Raising His Axe
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I would bet everything I own that this idiot wasn't anywhere to be found when any one of his kids were getting their immunizations.
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Why are the Harlem Globetrotters acting so confident about tonight's game against the Washington Generals?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Finally got around to finishing Cape Fear last night. Good god that series is the drizzling shits. How do you take such a simple concept and screw it up so badly? They used the exact same twist three times for three separate characters. What a waste of a bunch of talented actors.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I feel seen...
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Pearl Jam is more relistenable than Nirvana.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hey Sean, when Lindsay said it would be heaven to be surrounded by balls, I don't think that's what he meant.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social Saw this come up on my news feed and immediately felt sorry for anyone in your vicinity when you find out.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Somewhere in the West Wing, there is a portrait of Trump that is aging in reverse.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
He's making future war crimes trials awful easy for the prosecution.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If The Olive Garden asked to see photo ID to order a plate of pasta, I would get up and walk out.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
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Ohgod Se7en
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The Odyssey was absolutely spectacular in every way.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Trump in the Star Wars medal scene.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
England - France
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Elmo in Flames: Chaos
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's crystal clear why Carolla is divorced and loathed by his ex wife.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@diedrichbader.bsky.social great cameo in the new Queens of the Stone Age video.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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South Park: Kyle Broflovski Says 'Jesus Christ, Dude'
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Fatman Scoop - Be Faithful
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Scary Movie 2 actor James Woods" I legitimately laughed out loud.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Not to be a conspiracy theorist or anything, but the text on the newspaper he's holding is completely illegible. Is this image AI generated?
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