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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I hate this team so much!
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Jason Kelce's Epic 'Go Birds' Chant!
ALT: Jason Kelce's Epic 'Go Birds' Chant!
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's a dime.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It is utter dogshit that completely betrays the source material.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's a terrible call. Take the points, Dallas is done. I'm all for being aggressive, but this is simple math.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whether it's Bill Clinton using tax-payer money to pay for the postage on letters back to people who wrote to his cat or Donald Trump steering hundreds of millions of dollars in government contracts to his son's companies, both presidents engaged in corruption on an unprecedented scale.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I want him to start making up numbers that don't actually exist, just to see if Fox News will dutifully parrot those as well. "we hAVe 86 bAZiLlIOn dOlLaRS pOUrINg InTO ouR ECoNOmy!"
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fuck Stephen A Smith forever.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sam Worthington Jacob Elordi Joel Kinnaman Callum Turner
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of the best to ever play the position. I hope he's OK.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She's literally become this meme.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is eerily similar to the Team Canada rape case from last year. None of these kids is going to face any legal ramifications, and then we'll continue to wonder why women don't want to come forward.
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METAL GEAR SCARERIC @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Lanterns" did the non annoying version of this:
Topher Florence

@topherflorence

back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale

8:33 PM Oct 7, 2021
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Up ten, six minutes left, second and goal from the two. Injuries or not, good teams find a way to put the game away there.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nah, that was a legit PI call.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not kicking that field goal from the two should be a fireable offense.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eagles with second and goal from the 2 and a chance to put the game away, come away with zero points. Just can't stop punching themselves in the nuts.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Philly has had 3rd and 2 twice and have lined up in shotgun twice. Run the Tush Push for yhr love of God.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"In space, no one can hear you scream" goes pretty hard too. I'd say these might be 1-2 for horror taglines. Honorable mention to "Who will survive, and what will be left of them?"
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If it was Joe Biden, they would be asking him those questions incessantly.
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Call me Ishmaboo @billjank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love the idea of Trump having so many scandals none of them actually stick, much like Mr Burns having every disease, and none of them will stick.
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Simpsons: Dr. Hibbert's Cabinet of Germs
ALT: Simpsons: Dr. Hibbert's Cabinet of Germs
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saw Carr and Jim Jefferies together a couple years ago. It was a hilarious show.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That can be a game swinging series.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow, brutal PI call. Great sell job from Bryant
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Brady: Nine Times? Enough Already!
ALT: Brady: Nine Times? Enough Already!
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pride of Canada. Chester Cheetah can kiss my maple flavored ass.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Hey...uh...no one can afford anything anymore. Do you guys mind paying a few percentage points in increased taxes so we can all live a more comfortable life?" "NOPE! SPACE AI BITCHES!!!"
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Excited Puppet
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The technical term is "Löded Diper"
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Landry? Oh, you mean Lance.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All the charisma of a cold sore..
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"We haven't helped any of you at all, and have no ideas for the future, but what if we force you to listen to this subliterate grubby orange conman on your TVs every day?"
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Do It
ALT: Do It
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My wish list for this is Walton Goggins, but I've seen Hamish Linklater suggested by a few due to his association with Mike Flanagan, and I think he'd kill it.
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Father Paul: I Understand
ALT: Father Paul: I Understand
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don't fuck with Mehdi Hassan, ever. The guy comes with receipts.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Exactly. If those networks aren't allowed to cover the White House press briefings, then the Dems should offer to do rebuttals of those briefings that any network can cover.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah, the "weird carnival music" descriptor definitely fits the Alabama Song, or People Are Strange. Once they got to the LA Woman era, it was way more blues than anything else.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Also, we're not "accelerating the de-coupling" of anything. Trump did that already. This is akin to an abusive ex-husband being angry that his ex-wife is dating someone else. I agree Max, the damage done over the last two years will be felt for generations.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My wife hates The Doors too, she calls it "weird carnival music", which actually makes it sound even more awesome.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 17/09/2026
I think even the I Never Thought Leopards Would Eat My Face people are getting to the point where they’re saying “Look, I’ve got my pride—I thought at least my face would get eaten by, you know, a leopard, not by this giant fucking dummy.”
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
EU countries right now...
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Tombstone: Well Bye
ALT: Tombstone: Well Bye
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This dumb motherfucker really thinks the word "affordability" didn't exist until 2024.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
His statement was one of the most tone-deaf things I've ever read.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Woof. This is spectacularly tone deaf. Just say you don't care as much about making a statement as you do turning a profit. That would be quicker and more to the point.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who said something 'bout oil? Bitch, you cookin?
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every fantasy player who has a Chiefs skill guy in his lineup not named Kenneth Walker...
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Confused Jaguars Fan Reacts to Game
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah, the OL has had a terrible day.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's always ten times worse when it's a woman, especially a woman of color.
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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ReSkeet if you did as much as Myles Garrett did tonight.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Like a Nuremberg rally, but way dumber.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Like the guy who sets fire to your house and then offers you his firefighting services for a fee.
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Traxy @trax123.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That interception is inexcusable. Wow.
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