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@trashdyke.gay
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firearms instructor. nerd. weirdo.

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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 29/09/2026
I love car keys that flip open like a switchblade. like hell yeah I'm a dangerous badass goin to the store
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 29/09/2026
John Moses Browning invented one 115 years ago
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 09/09/2026
I hate when my items are slow to arrive
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 06/09/2026
lol. lmao. "Boston Commons" how you know this dweeb ain't from Boston
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 05/09/2026
this is an incredible turn of phrase that I will be adding to my repertoire
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 23/08/2026
Bee you encounter some interesting people out there
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 16/06/2026
can any theology understanders confirm if JD Vance has committed the sin of heresy
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 25/03/2026
@margaret.bsky.social I finally got to the Gallae episode and "Her Holy Rage and Sorrow" feels like a black metal album title
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 28/02/2026
apparently you're not supposed to use a ball peen hammer on your balls OR peen
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 05/02/2026
with Elon's money I'd have ended student debt or something and still have enough to do stupid shit
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Liz @trashkitten.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Nature is healing
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 18/01/2026
what if me AM that kind of orc?
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 09/01/2026
I've been told that cheetahs do, in fact, get the zoomies. I hope this information delights you as much as it did me.
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 01/01/2026
call her George cuz she got a W bush
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 01/09/2025
pleasure yachts imply the existence of a pain yacht
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 29/08/2025
They will begin looking for ways to forcibly disarm trans people as if the guns or the gender are somehow to blame. Libs are gonna need to get over their hatred of the second amendment.
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 29/08/2025
update: they're coming back. I hate this.
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 25/07/2025
this week on Behind the Bastards, we learn the history behind why conservatives will fight bitterly for the right to murder their sick children with bullshit medical treatments. pro-life, y'all.
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 23/07/2025
I refuse to post good
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 23/07/2025
"make good choices" you are NOT my mother
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 23/07/2025
OH THIS HAS NOT AGED WELL
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 22/07/2025
@iwriteok.bsky.social thought you might enjoy this fact: Krebs means cancer in German, so the guy selling fake cancer cures is literally Ernie Cancer
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 15/07/2025
call me an 18-year-old in 2002 the way I'm ready to die for bush
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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
*peels off resting bitch face to reveal an even more rested and bitchier face*
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 09/07/2025
she doesn't on my nothing til I don't
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 07/07/2025
I love when people try to sanitize ACAB by saying it stands for All Cops Are Bad
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 07/07/2025
“kill them with kindness” WRONG. gun.
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 30/06/2025
I don't think vaccines make you more or less vulnerable to explosions
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Joshua @spaceballsfanclub.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
All Cops Are Boingtohell
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 29/06/2025
call her montresor the way she got me bricked up and screaming
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 25/05/2025
@postoctobrist.bsky.social I found the perfect shirt for Liam
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 22/05/2025
when i say "death before detransition" this is how i mean it btw
the "call the ambulance....but not for me!" guy
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 05/05/2025
anyone attempting to shove a trans girl into a van in my presence better be faster than me because I do not fuck around with the safety of my people stop trying to pretend that sexualizing media that is literally made for children is in any way an equivalent scenario to existing as a trans person
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 05/05/2025
you forfeit the right to claim any kind of moral high ground if you're honkin' off to a children's cartoon
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 25/04/2025
finding out that I carry the same gun as @iwriteok.bsky.social was funny. You have a dot on yours? I've got a Holosun EPS Carry and it's fantastic.
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 07/03/2025
@iwriteok.bsky.social The King and Queen and the King's mistress all sitting down and having a chat and being cool with each other is just about the Frenchest goddamn thing I've ever heard. I remember reading that it was basically impossible for French spies to be blackmailed about infidelity.
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 20/02/2025
the people behind the Erin Esurance ad campaign (and the artist who created her) were taken completely by surprise when the internet was horny for her
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 01/01/2025
gumdrop got them Leonid Brezhnev eyebrows
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
And God saw the boys that he had made, and behold, they were back in town
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 31/12/2024
playing fetch with a dog when he grabs a stick and runs but one end catches on the ground and breaks so he lets out a startled bork
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 31/12/2024
if there's one thing I know about you Bee it's that you definitely serve the yuri agenda
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 31/12/2024
Laura Loomer lasted all of sn hour before getting banned, good job bsky
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 25/12/2024
don't tell me happy honda days when you know my family celebrates toyotathon
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 22/12/2024
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 17/11/2024
I am pleased to report that the garish anti-palestine billboards are basically gone, and the one I used to see every day is now advertising pistachios. a significant improvement imo
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 17/11/2024
@r-emrys.bsky.social good to see you're on bsky. I got banned from Twitter, I was the one who named a cat Aphra
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 04/03/2024
I'm glad you're fortunate enough to have avoided the men who simply Do Not Eat Pussy
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 04/03/2024
it's like a tribe called quest, you gotta say the whole thing
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 04/03/2024
when legislators decided that electric vehicles should make noise to alert pedestrians the entire EV industry decided on spaceship noises and I love that
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arm the dolls @trashdyke.gay · 04/03/2024
realizing that I forgot "fake money for criminals" in the list of tech innovations
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