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Ellis 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨️

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Ellis 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨️ @transpadme.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
kpop dj khaled jumpscare
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Ellis 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨️ @transpadme.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
just found out the book on the history of the usage of the pink triangle among queer punks on the cafe bookshelf is actually a love triangle bl
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026
“You have to understand, when I was coming up in the ’40s, these fires were talked about in an almost entirely negative context, and I was just a dumb cub echoing the conventional thinking of the time,” said Smokey Bear
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Smokey Bear Claims Views On Wildfires Have Evolved
WASHINGTON—Admitting that his prior beliefs regarding conflagrations had been formed out of ignorance, longtime U.S. Forest Service icon Smokey Bear issued a statement Monday claiming that his views o...
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Ellis 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨️ @transpadme.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
cont. adventures at the gay club: criss-cross at the gay club, dancing to the pink pony club/girls just wanna have fun remix
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it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
why are you proofreading? just believe in yourself
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Ellis 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨️ @transpadme.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
the gay bar is about the dj playing clips of wife swap interspersed with clips of mega pastors at the worship themed dance party
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Ellis 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨️ @transpadme.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
exchanging friendship bracelets with the other cripples in the ada section at the joost concert 💕
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Andrew Karre @andrewkarre.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I have been publishing YA novels for 20 years. I have seen a lot of nonsense written about the category, but this HarperCollins imprint has set a new bar. If anything is “cynical” or tailored for “shock value,” it’s this campaign, which might as well be from Moms for Liberty. This is loathsome.
A table claiming to show how YA books from Blink are different.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/02/2026
Couple Going At It Like Tired, Sexually Incompetent Rabbits theonion.com/couple-going-at-it-lik…
Couple Going At It Like Tired, Sexually Incompetent Rabbits
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Ellis 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨️ @transpadme.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I think what I'm going through is very comparable to what job went through (had to wake up early to commute an hour and a half to an anime con)
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Ellis 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨️ @transpadme.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
just managed to guess that someone was talking about patricia highsmith with just the description "gay and awful"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/02/2026
Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Macbeth: SHIT
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
In case anyone forgot or didn't understand the reference www.wgbh.org/news/2017-10...
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Why It's So Hard To Turn The Lights Back On In Puerto Rico
Nearly a month after Hurricane Maria swept through Puerto Rico, almost 80 percent of the territory is still without power. While nobody expected a quick…
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/02/2026
Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
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Video Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Everyone's watching the Super Bowl, time to post NFL Blitz 2002 design documents archive.gamehistory.org/item/28b6293...
A presentation from Midway Home Entertainment titled "A glimpse into the Future... PLAYSTATION 2."A slide titled "Heritage":

- The PS2 will challenge even the best programmers in the world to truly exploit it’s capabilities
- We at Midway believe we are ready for that challenge because we are “old school”
- “Old school” means that most of our development staff was writing code in assembler long before C became a viable language
-  This expertise translates into the talent required to “get down to the metal” and really push the PS2
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/02/2026
Super Bowl LX Begins With Moment Of Silence For Failed Bay Area Startups
Super Bowl LX Begins With Moment Of Silence For Failed Bay Area Startups
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/01/2026
Timeline Of U.S. Interventions In Latin America theonion.com/timeline-of-u-s-interv…
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The United Fruit Company begins its noble quest to spread the love of healthy eating throughout Latin America.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
We all know and love the airport as the place we go to cough on each other. But if you purchase a ticket you can also use it to get to other cities
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 03/01/2026
What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
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Ellis 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨️ @transpadme.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
just went down a high tiktok rabbit hole in the middle of listening to a podcast and it mostly involved edm songs and dancing machinima
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Ellis 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨️ @transpadme.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
apparently, part of being a proper adult is realizing at 12:30am that you forgot to move your laundry over cause the hamper isn't in the bathroom when you go to take my bedtime shower, and then singing bring me to life in a baby voice while going to do the laundry
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Miles | Anime by the Numbers @milesofficial.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
New article: animebythenumbers.substack.com/p/worse-crun...
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Why did Crunchyroll’s subtitles just get worse?
A small change to operations may undermine a key differentiator for the anime streamer.
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Anime Trending @anitrendz.com · 21/09/2025
"Betrothed to My Sister's Ex" has released a new visual after the anime's finale! The anime aired its final episode in Japan on September 19, 2025. ✨More: atani.me/zutaboroanime-finale
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Ellis 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨️ @transpadme.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
love to hang out and smoke a joint, hanging out and smoking a joint might be my fave post bart close activity
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2025
‘You Think You Can Talk About Our Dad That Way?’ Scream Trump Boys, Beating TV With Bat theonion.com/you-think-you-can-talk…
‘You Think You Can Talk About Our Dad That Way?’ Scream Trump Boys, Beating TV With Bat
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2025
Study Finds Majority Of Urban Households Located In Roller Rink Deserts
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Study Finds Majority Of Urban Households Located In Roller Rink Deserts
ITHACA, NY—Confirming that most inner-city residents have gone their entire lives without sufficient access to blacklight skating or Skate-’N’-Celebrate birthday parties, an alarming study published t...
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Ellis 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨️ @transpadme.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
thinking a lot about what lizzie bennet's corset does for her boobs
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
You know what, fair play to Scooby Doo villains. They walk into a room dressed as a ghost, see a talking dog on its hind legs making the world’s biggest sandwich and somehow manage to stay in character.
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Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 19/08/2025
Microsoft employees occupy headquarters in protest of Israel contracts. The protest encampment started today, and it’s the biggest escalation of the protests at Microsoft so far www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
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Microsoft employees occupy headquarters in protest of Israel contracts
It’s the biggest escalation yet of the protests at Microsoft.
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Ellis 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨️ @transpadme.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
her hair and dress you say 🤔 I wonder how she lost those 🤔 #BetrothedToMySister'sEx
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/08/2025
Daredevil Produce Manager To Attempt Largest-Ever Plum Display theonion.com/daredev...
Daredevil Produce Manager To Attempt Largest-Ever Plum Display
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/08/2025
Top Reasons For Leaving Summer Camp Early
Top Reasons For Leaving Summer Camp Early

While many young American enjoy camp for it's range of outdoor activities and crafts, some struggle to adapt to life away from home. Here are the top reasons for leaving summer camp early.

-20% Uber Canoe just got here
-17% Unable to get more than two weeks off
-16% Card declined at mess hall
-13% Working at slaughter house more fun
-12% Kidnapped by parent in escalating custody battle
-11% Conversion successful
-6% Summoned for trial at The Hague
-5% Snatched away into sky by large hawk
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/08/2025
Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up theonion.com/austral...
Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
“The only thing I can say is human rights don’t exist there,” Reyes Barrios told HuffPost on Tuesday. There were “beatings all the time,” he said. “If you didn’t eat, they would hit you. If you took a shower when it wasn’t time, they would beat you. If you spoke roughly to them, they would beat you.”
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Ellis 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨️ @transpadme.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
brian david gilbert looks so much like frasier's hot gay boss
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/08/2025
114-Year-Old Attributes Longevity to Sheer Random Chance theonion.com/114-yea...
114-Year-Old Attributes Longevity to Sheer Random Chance
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/08/2025
Dog Named Murph Lives Up To Name
Dog Named Murph Lives Up To Name
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 31/07/2025
"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!" Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/07/2025
HGTV Exec Moans With Pleasure Upon Receiving Word About Triplets Who Flip, Furnish, And Sell Houseboats In The Carolinas theonion.com/hgtv-ex...
HGTV Exec Moans With Pleasure Upon Receiving Word About Triplets Who Flip, Furnish, And Sell Houseboats In The Carolinas
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 29/07/2025
Some people say criticism is dead. I say show them this.
A Sarah Dempster review of The Tudors, reading: “Verily, my liege, this idiot Canadian-Irish co-production does dance a merry jig upon the very concept of historical accuracy, with its Irish Henry VIII (Jonathan Rhys Meyers), its ripped courtiers and Joss Stone as Anne of Cleves. There is the occasional grudging nod to Actual Historical Stuff (the Reformation, wives etc). But it’s mostly just Henry banging his way around Tudor England, his bum cheeks jack-hammering with such ferocity that they are little more than a meaty blur, like a deli counter viewed from the top deck of a speeding bus in the rain.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/07/2025
‘Quishing’ QR Code Scams Dupe Millions theonion.com/quishin...
“I miss the simple days of someone stabbing me for my wallet.”

Chuck Milhorne, Beard Stylist
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Deadie Slay Santiaghoul @playitforward.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I kept mentioning bananas in a voice call and someone assumed I was really into minions until I clarified I was playing DK Bananza
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I would rather die than create an account to continue
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
i'm sure it's satisfying on some level to hear that visa and mastercard call centers are starting to crack under the pressure and want to contribute to that, but you gotta start directing energy to paypal and stripe too, ESPECIALLY if you are primarily a customer.
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KP 🔞 @kpend80.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
VISA:
• (US + Canada): +1 (800)-847-2911
• US option selection for operator: 1-1-2 or 1-1-3
Mastercard:
• (US): +1 (800)-307-7309
• US option selection for operator:
1-1-2-2-2-1
• Phone (outside US): 1-636-722-7111
Stripe:
• (Headquarters): +1 (888) 963-8955
• (France): +33 805-11-19-67
• Email: complaints@stripe.com
Paypal:
• (US): +1 (888)-221-1161
• (Outside US): 1-402-935-2050
• Customer service: +1 (877)-569-1116
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Ellis 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨️ @transpadme.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I miss using line, need some line friends
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 25/07/2025
Reminder that EVERY SINGLE STUDY, EXPERIMENT and REAL WORLD EXAMPLE of how to handle these situations has proven multiple times that "provide stability without strings" (whether its something like UBI, housing, etc.) has by far the most success and least cost.
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