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Goofy ass and wife of kevjg

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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A’s for all the wood he chews, B’s for the branches he removes, C is for the cuts that he delivers. And D, the letter D, is for delimber
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Being a parent is cool because you get to experience failure at something that matters to you more than anything else in the world
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Melody Joy Kramer @mkramer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you’ve bet on sports with FanDuel or DraftKings, you can help ProPublica understand how these apps respond to their users’ betting behavior.
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Our friends dropped off a months belated bday present for 3, and upon opening the fairy dress up set she exclaimed “oh! It’s the health of my life!”
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Have decided the kids are getting soft measuring tapes in their stockings this year. They play with them so much anyway, and then if they lose interest we simply have more measuring tapes
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
3yo painting, mixing all the colors together and slathering her hands in it: 😃😃😃filthy!
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Allowing the kids to dig exactly one hole in the yard has been so great. They gravitate toward it. Visitor children do too. Dirt rocks
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m not big into cosleeping but neither do I mind it if baby isn’t sleeping well. This morning the 1yo woke me up by giving me a gentle kiss on the cheek. Hashtag blessed
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the vvitch is a horror story about what new england was like before dunkin
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As always I read NYFW as “not yafe for work”
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bergmayer @bergmayer.net · 11/09/2026
John Stamos is the only living Beatle
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i set the kids up on a blanket in the yard to play uno while i do dishes and watch from the window. it got sunny, so they got creative 🥰
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i think a few references have gotten garbled and now the 3+4yo’s pest control game is called “mouse depesky”
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
me: i’m thinking about your birthday party a bit. do you want a soccer themed party? or something like construction again? 4: ok so it might be a little complicated, but maybe like a construction site where they’re building the place where the soccer players live
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
3 has started sometimes narrating her actions like she s a book character yesterday i poured water on her head in the bath and a tiny bit got in her eye. “some got in my eye! it stings……… but she was brave”
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the other night the kids were playing when i called them for dinner, they groaned and said they wanted to eat dinner where they were. then i heard “ok, we’ll eat real dinner first, and then we’ll come back and have our fish feast”
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the kids have been into bear in the big blue house lately i feel like bear has some steve martin energy
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3, on a quiet car ride: some people just like looking out the window and picking at their boo-boos.
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“once upon a time there was a person named [1yo]. he was cute, and small, and stubby, & friendly. & he loved his big brother. he even loved his mom. but he pulled hair. people still loved him, of course. and one time he even drove a rocket ship. then he was an engineer that drived trains. the end.”
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
4: are fairies real? me, not thinking: nope, just pretend 4: but not the tooth fairy, right? me: oh, uh— 4: yeah, the tooth fairy is real.
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
3 and 4 fight like any siblings, but we are lucky they usually get along alright. it is amazing the speed with which they alternate between sitting quietly cuddled on the couch reading a book together, and riding on each other’s backs pretending to be “a dump truck” and “the dirt”
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
what a day
a little girl runs with a kite in a green field on a beautiful day
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
it’s that time of year folks: next saturday we are invited to 4 different parties, and w the timing we actually can go to all of them. i’m limbering up. i’m doing sprints. i’m singing scales. i’m ready
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i made a bread
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
the baby now has an unfortunate, but cutely intentioned, habit of grabbing his siblings by the hair to yank their heads down so he can plant sloppy &completely open mouth kisses on their faces
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i gave 4 the phone to facetime my mom, but she didn’t pick up so he did this. i was doing something for 3 so i didn’t notice all this after. he simply loves a flag
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
a legitimate problem in our house is “is this food gone bad or did someone with green marker fingers grab some”
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Kevin: yep, if you like ancient things and pasta, Rome is basically the best place. 4yo: well, I like other things too, but I do like those things
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Love having conversations w 4 because we get to talk about if there were a theoretical episode of How It’s Made where they do gravestones, whether it would include a shot of a person crying near it or not
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
3yo is so funny because she looks like an actual angel from heaven but then just kinda acts like a weird little guy
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today 4 is playing soccer and coming up with team names… today he’s “the pizza qatars” because he’s pretending he’s from Qatar. Baby’s first pun and it’s probably more sophisticated than any I’ve ever made
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
One big missing piece of driving etiquette is a quick and easily understood “I’m sorry” gesture
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
3 told me she had a dream there was a rock in her blood
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Chanting “I can seeeee you” while getting closer to me
A little girl in a pink princess nightgown and a skull face mask
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It’s so important to establish a family culture (yelling “FUNNY CAR” when a cybertruck passes by on the road)
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The baby is 1 today 🩷 this house is an INFANT FREE ZONE 🙅‍♀️
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Took 3yo to a bridal shower. She was making conversation with another guest “Sometimes when it’s my bed time I take a shower. But it’s not a bridal shower.”
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Unfortunately “don’t judge a book by its cover” is terrible advice for children’s books
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fish observers
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
3yo now has a bit where she says “I’m chewing gum 😌” and you check because that’s alarming on its own. and she’s just chomping on a sticker
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Linus and Loosie
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Digital sketch of Kermit the frog with a wizard hat. He’s pointing a gun - a sig 226 maybe? -and saying “BEHOLD! the most powerful spell of all. Are you ready to meet God?”
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Bryce @statcrux.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
www.vatican.va/content/leo-...
In many countries, inequalities in the field of healthcare are growing, since fewer people are able to access the services available. Urgent attention must also be given to people's mental health, particularly that of young people, because invisible psychological wounds are no less severe than those that are visible.
Health cannot be a luxury for the few. On the contrary, it is an essential condition for social peace. Universal health coverage is not merely a technical goal to be achieved; it is primarily a moral imperative for societies that wish to call themselves just. Healthcare must be accessible to the most vulnerable, then, not only because their dignity requires it but also to prevent injustice from becoming a cause of conflict.
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Suddenly it’s all about dialogue and mutual understanding eh
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Being the third kid has to be crazy. 3 was excitedly yelling in his face about something she was doing and he just leaned in and kissed her
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I keep thinking back to the time like a year or so ago that Kevin told 4 not to do something and he was upset about it So he grabbed a grown-up book from a table nearby, opened it and calmly said “huh. This says dada is bad”
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Safely Endangered @safelyendangered.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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A man and woman smiling at a polo match
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