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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

New episode! @rowan.monster really needed to watch No Other Choice so @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social did a show with her! It was good! But was it a HOF-level Park? Direct: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/no-other-cho... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2zL2... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...

the poster image for No Other Choice, with star Lee Byung-Hun holding a flowerpot threateningly above his head

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

THE KILLER (John Woo, 1989) bsky.app/profile/did:...

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 28/07/2026

TOTAL MASSACRE is back! We're joined by @cheflubu.bsky.social and @robzacny.bsky.social for THE KILLER, recently rereleased in 4K. Now let's all point guns at each other's heads to express our feelings! totalmassacre.libsyn.com/the-killer open.spotify.com/episode/3s54...

two dudes pointing guns at each other's heads because john woo knows ball

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

THE KILLER (John Woo, 1989) bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

May be worth it just for Jackie Chan's mom in Drunken Master II in 4K

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 20/03/2026

have you missed me on *certain other podcasts*? well here's a link you may wish to pay attention to gkids.com/golden-princ...

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The Killer Tickets - GKIDS Films

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

do you like THEATER? do you hate GENDER? are you mesmerized by attractive older women for REASONS? do you have a double who's watching you at all TIMES? then the new TOTAL MASSACRE on SYNECDOCHE NY may be for you! starring @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social @carlivelocci.com @thegoodolddais.bsky.social

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4N94... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... Direct: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/synecdoche-n...

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Synecdoche, New York

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

damn, the 80s were onto something

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Dovewhether | queer podcast @dovewhether.com · 25/04/2025

Moved ~400 pounds of dirt and dismantled a concrete fence while listening. They made it bare-able! And yes I agree the janitor is the hottest. I mean those cheekbones!

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Our teen movie project continues with THE BREAKFAST CLUB, a first time for Rowan, who has to wonder: is she Gen X now? SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/5nAX... APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... DIRECT: traffic.libsyn.com/totalmassacr...

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Dovewhether | queer podcast @dovewhether.com · 11/04/2025

Great ep! I agree with the ending recasting Carrie as a monster over a sympathetic figure feels unnecessary. And Jon Travolta’s character is unthreatening with that puffy vest. What are you gonna do? Write a threatening but well formatted letter with CSS??

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

and as for the "Rowan, why are you starting this project on satire movies with CARRIE, a horror movie?", well, that's a question we get into on the show and I think will be VERY clear when we hit HEATHERS

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

As for next week specifically -- when recording we were considering doing Sixteen Candles, but have since decided that The Breakfast Club is a better fit. It's Rowan's first time!

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a man in a plaid shirt and a woman in a black skirt are standing in front of a store

Alt: a gif of the breakfast club dancing

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

For the latter, we'll be hitting on Heathers, Clueless, Mean Girls, Easy A, Bottoms, and several others! We've also got @christyadmiraal.bsky.social as a co-host for these and maybe more, who can say for sure, certainly not us or her

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Throughout this year, we'll be alternating months between doing more science fiction films and The Teen Girl High School Social Satire Canon. with the former, we'll be doing Charlie Kaufman films next month, including Eternal Sunshine, Synecdoche NY, and probably Being John Malkovich

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

folks, you want a TOTAL MASSACRE? we got a real one this week, with CARRIE (1976). Rowan, @christyadmiraal.bsky.social, and @zhandlen.bsky.social kick off our teen girl canon! Direct: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/carrie Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2kYP... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

folks, TOTAL MASSACRE is going thru some life changes lately, and there's only way to handle that: by getting a crush on a local bassist That's right: it's LADY BIRD! DIRECT: traffic.libsyn.com/totalmassacr... SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/4e1B... APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 30/03/2025

as long-time listeners may know, LADY BIRD is the prince who was promised. finally TOTAL MASSACRE has arrived

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

👖🚨PANTS ALERT. PANTS ALERT👖🚨

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 05/03/2025

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"post the four words every girl wants whispered in her ear" meme

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Dana @brainpipe.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Southland Tales is one of the most interesting terrible movies ever made. I love it, but I can't really recommend it to anyone. The cast is insane, the writing is insane, and it required supplemental comics to understand the film. It is a laundry lists of what not to do for cinema and it rules.

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

And finally: should you watch the Cannes cut? Answer: the Cannes cut doesn't improve upon the film. Only watch it if you feel like watching Southland Tales a second time.

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Oral history of the film's screening at Cannes. "I was nervous about the incomplete nature of the film, but I think I just wasn’t prepared for any of it." www.indiewire.com/features/gen...

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‘Southland Tales’ at 15: An Oral History of the Cannes Cut Nobody Saw Coming

As the original version of the movie finally hits Blu-ray, Richard Kelly and his peers recall the weird and unpredictable ride.

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

An interview with Richard Kelly by @josie.zone from back in the day when you could tweet at somebody and land something really cool. www.vice.com/en/article/s...

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Unraveling the Inside Story of "Southland Tales"

How one reporter accidentally discovered the truth behind one of Hollywood's strangest films

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

ICYMI: Listen to our episode about SOUTHLAND TALES, a movie you need to do homework to understand. Speaking of... here's some homework 🧵

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Fiasco month is FINALLY OVER, but not before we get to talk about SOUTHLAND TALES, the most fiasco movie of all time. There's a lot to talk about so you should listen wherever you get podcasts!

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

NEW EPISODE (from last week) We're continuing Fiasco Month(s) with CLOUD ATLAS. @chrisdole86.bsky.social join us to discuss the film, which is about the power of the human spirit and also Halle Berry as an evil elderly Korean doctor. Listen wherever you get podcasts!

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Hugo Weaving in yellowface isn't real. He cannot hurt you

Hugo Weaving in yellowface, who cannot hurt you.

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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @valondar.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Good movie you hear about this one? Anyway somewhere in there I say the important things like how the Moloch scene developed

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Carli Boo-locci 👻 @carlivelocci.com · 03/02/2025

A movie about the greatest evil of all... robot woman (and capitalism I guess)

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

WE ARE BACK. After massive technical difficulties, we have a new episode for you. For Fiasco Month, @valondar.bsky.social walks us through METROPOLIS 🤖👩, a movie that shows you can bomb at release and still be one of the greatest to ever do it. Listen wherever you get podcasts!

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

there's a reason why Metropolis is considered one of the best of all time. And it's because of woman

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Tag yourself we're Guardian of the Heart Machine

A cast list on a black background. The Thin Man, Josaphat, 11811, Grot, guardian of the heart machine, the creative man.

The Creative Man, The Machine Man, Death, The Seven Deadly Sins, and just Maria.

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Adam Hamza @adamhamza.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Really fun discussions about action, sci-fi and horror films. I'd personally recommend the ones on "Prometheus" and "Alien 3" since both films are interesting and, uh, divisive to say the least

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

lol "divisive" is a word we'd use here too

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Hey, it's been a while huh? We promised FIASCO month, but we've been dealing with a fiasco of our own. Specifically, we've had unavoidable tech issues, so we don't know yet when our next episode is coming out. In the meantime, there are nearly 100 episodes to listen to! totalmassacre.libsyn.com

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TOTAL MASSACRE is a science fiction and action movie podcast hosted by Rowan Kaiser, Kev Koeser, and Carli Velocci!

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alt.tv.pink-opaque @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

“Carly Rae Jepsen is writing a score” “that’s good!” “for Lena Dunham’s” “that’s bad” “new musical” “that’s good!” “that’s an adaptation of a movie” “that’s bad” “the movie is 10 Things I Hate About You” “that’s good!” “which will trigger Taming of the Shrew discourse” … “that’s bad” “can I go?”

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

NEW EPISODE. It's time to celebrate Cronenberg-mas 🍆❄️ with VIDEODROME 📺 and special guest @julie.radiantarray.io. It continues to be annoyingly timeless, both about how we engage with tech and also how much we want to kiss Debbie Harry Listen wherever you get podcasts 🎙️or on our feed

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

No lies detected. It's a shame we've already done Dark City and the Matrix because that would be a great triple feature month

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TOTAL MASSACRE @totalmassacre.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

NEW EPISODE Everybody's favorite holiday Cronenberg-Mas 🎄🍆 continues with THE FLY with special guest @carlinspace.bsky.social. It's a cautionary tale about journalists hooking up with sources, why you shouldn't drink and do science, and naked Jeff Goldblum. Listen wherever you get podcasts!

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