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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A NEW FIGHTER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA
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Gang of eight sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South Pacific
Crew described terrifying encounter as they were woken up by “loud thud” as the 52ft vessel was struck
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Lisa, again @totallynotlisa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Has any one of the crazy "put a data center in space!!!" guys included a strategy to disperse heat in a vacuum? Those drives are gonna MELT.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 30/09/2026
y'all if you get mad about women saying "choose the bear" please look up bear assault and murder statistics and then contrast with human men. It is objectively reasonable to choose the bear.
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 30/09/2026
I really do think tech crossed a line at some point between "helping you do the things you want to do" on the one hand, and "helping you do the things tech wants you to do" on the other. At this point, we're all contorting ourselves to live how the tech industry thinks we should be living.
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Lisa, again @totallynotlisa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah so I usually suggest folks have their high school age daughters consider women's colleges because of the classroom dynamics, but also they don't have frats so I guess that's the first part of my pitch now.
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Siri Dahl @siridahl.com · 29/09/2026
Wild that no officials will admit we’re in an economic DEPRESSION, not even a recession - because “THE DOW JONES!” I’ve never seen so many people go from living somewhat comfortably to barely scraping by in such a short period of time, all because NOTHING in this fuckass country is affordable.
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Lisa, again @totallynotlisa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Naps.
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Lisa, again @totallynotlisa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who's excited for their nor'easter migraine tomorrow?!
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🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also my feelings on this September nor'easter
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Lisa, again @totallynotlisa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hi bluesky, apparently all I'm doing this week is causing problems for myself.
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Chris Dwan (he/him) @somershade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Necromancy is legal in Somerville, MA - but you have to get a license from the city. That's what I came here to say. G'night. 4/4
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 20/09/2026
I don’t know why this is happening, but please enjoy.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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WhiteRoseAFA @whiteroseafa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Contender for headline of the year.
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
what's great about the current global moment is that taking this skeet in isolation you have no idea which govt Shiv is talking about
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Lisa, again @totallynotlisa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can't tell if my Internet is bad or if bluesky is broken again
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 15/09/2026
Never forget that maintaining the status quo is, and always will be, a political act.
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Beth Andres-Beck @beth4ma.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Happy Seth Moulton Loses Day to all who celebrate!
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Libraries being bad for capitalism is good for society, actually. #SorryNotSorry 📚 www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
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Study Says Library E-book Lending Hurts Industry Sales
Amid new attempts by states to legislate e-book agreements between publishers and libraries, a new report from the AAP and Authors Guild found that increased e-book lending at libraries is threatening...
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Aliette de Bodard @aliettedebodard.com · 01/09/2026
"[AI] made me a worse programmer. It made me depressed. Because I stopped doing the hard work, I stopped learning, I stopped growing, I stopped being the one making the software."
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lake Ontario but it says Lake maybe it will happen today.
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 27/08/2026
& SO TROPICAL STORMBLOB DOLLY HAS BEEN BORN IN UR ATLANTIC OCEAN
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

THE HEAVENS—Her heart breaking when she discovered the Almighty fumbling over the most basic words on the page in front of Him, country music icon and noted humanitarian Dolly Parton was reportedly troubled to discover Wednesday that God was illiterate. “I just about washed off my makeup from crying when I saw the Lord struggle to sound out my name in the Book of Life, but now I’m thinking I might’ve been called here for a reason,” said Parton, adding that it was never too late to learn to read, not even if someone existed before the creation of the universe itself.
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Colin McMillen @mcmillen.dev · 25/08/2026
"Jesus Is My Anchor" ok but you are in a *car* on the *road* and i need you to find your *turn signal*
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Erin Kane @dianamonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Good morning to you too, Fenway CITGO sign
The Boston citgo sign mid renovation, looking like it's a hand flipping someone off
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Lisa, again @totallynotlisa.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The thing about living in the greater Boston area is that people come from all over the world for care in our hospitals, but if you're a local and you have a condition more complex than a sprained ankle, you're on your own.
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is the explanation i have been yelling over and over at my work
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 16/08/2026
[redacted person who does not know whose mentions they wandered into]: In my city, the cyclists are so entitled, they act like they own the roads. Me: LET THE BIKES OWN THE ROADS. THE BIKES ARE FAR LESS DANGEROUS AND POLLUTING BY ABSOLUTELY EVERY MEASURE. MAKE THE CARS PAY TOLLS TO THE CYCLISTS.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
One of the guys who helps me out on the farm said "The one thing nobody tells you about farming is how much of it is texting people" it's nice to know nothing has changed
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Friends who still have cable, they’re airing @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social’s documentary about who gets custody of the Official Charlie Kirk Death Conspiracy Theory at 7 p.m. on MSNOW. Everybody DVR it or, even better, watch it. I want them to make it a weekly series called The Girls Are Fightinggg.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
JESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE WE DOING THERE'S A TINY SHINY BIRD IN PANTALOONS
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Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We need to be saying this loudly and clearly: These people have lost their fucking minds.
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Lisa, again @totallynotlisa.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Love a fight in my mentions where the perpetrators blocked each other and now I can't even see how it started.
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Lisa, again @totallynotlisa.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I've never bought a lottery ticket. No, not even a scratcher.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title is “Cats living together”.
The first panel shows a black cat and orange cat cuddling with their eyes closed. The orange cat says “I love you”. The black cat says “I love you too”.
The second panel zooms in on them. 
The third panel shows the orange cat opening its eyes.
The fourth panel shows the orange cat raising its paw to punch the black cat. It says, “Actually you know what”.
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🎃 🧙🏻‍♀️Yell 👻 Growler💀🎃 @yaelwrites.com · 08/08/2026
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The TikTok girlies are referring to Amanda Palmer as “steampunk Ghislaine Maxwell” and damn
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ahahaha the sweet little twink from whom I get my hot-people-doing-crimes in song form on TikTok got hit on on Grindr by Sam Altman, whose marriage is not, as far as I know, open and the OpenAI legal team offered to bribe him to take down his Instagram post about it 2026 is such a silly place
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Aiyana White @aiyanaewhite.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Nothing destroys credibility faster than saying “I asked chatGPT.” Oh you lack both imagination and work ethic? Good to know…
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Chris Dwan (he/him) @somershade.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Normalize making fun of people when they’re all proud of having used generative AI to do some trvial task. Yesterday’s example: A colleague made a sign that said ‘USE THIS DOOR, OTHER DOOR IS BROKEN.’ Yup. AI for that. 1/?
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Lisa, again @totallynotlisa.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Top three questions I ask myself everyday in order to live better and stay engaged with my surroundings: 1) what am I doing? 2) where is my water? 3) why am I over here? Stay curious, my friends (with ADHD)!
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