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Avocado Expert 🥑 💯 Totally Certified. Former professional-recreational-cyclist. I like 🧠 stuff and 🚲. Sometimes I teach stuff. I just want a 🐱. Engineeer 5787

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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 11h
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 good fun little Gonzo
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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 11h
Nice💯
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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 13h
Will little Gonzo get a negative goode score? 😳
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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 16h
Fantastic 💯
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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Outstanding rolls Oscar 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Sarah @sarahsansom.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A quadruple #OscarRoll
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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cool bridge framing 📸💯
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Massive thompres
Stretched back feet of an orange and white cat Stretched back feet of an orange and white cat
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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🦇✅😺❌
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SaMindy @samindy4.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Today at 5:30 pm central time I will be going live to draw Josie! @veradarkmatter.bsky.social www.youtube.com/live/dSq2ZF9...
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Sam Mindy is live!
YouTube video by Sam Mindy
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Michelle @cloverjag.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nothing is safe in this house.
Cat lips on my straw. Clover trying to taste some Fanta.
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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kitty looks very safe 😌💯
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Humanoid History @humanoidhistory.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
R.I.P. Margaret Hamilton (1936–2026)
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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Very cool veddio little Gonzo💯✅
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
An old veddio that shows me and Jords upon my arrival
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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t have an explanation for this one. It looks cool. It was fun to draw. People kept asking me to put it up on my store again. So I did 🤷‍♀️ www.bonfire.com/shalom-aleic...
A hamsa with ornate decorations and long nails. The middle finger is significantly longer than the others.
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John Beacom @johnbeacom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The 2026 Physics Nobel Prize to Francis Halzen is well deserved! I wrote the attached explainer for the public from the perspective of someone who has worked in this field and known Francis for decades. I welcome helping sharing it. Congratulations to Francis and all! medium.com/@beacom.7/ho...
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How Neutrinos, Which Barely Exist, Just Ran Off with a Nobel Prize — Again!
John Beacom (Ohio State University), with no assistance from AI
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🚨 ENDORSEMENT ALERT 🚨 Chancleta has been endorsed by a family of three random raccoons who saw him from outside. One of them even stood on our patio chair on two legs, like a person. This is incredible news for Sandal's campaign to represent whatever it is he is running for.
A mock political endorsement graphic on a blue gradient background. At the top left is a photo of three raccoons beside the words “A FAMILY OF THREE RANDOM RACCOONS.” Below, red text reads “PROUDLY ENDORSES,” followed by “CHANCLETA” in large white letters. At the bottom right is a large photo of Chancleta, an orange-and-white cat looking directly at the camera.
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SaMindy @samindy4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All money raised will be donated to Friends of Bear cat rescue! @friendsofbear.bsky.social mindysperson.etsy.com/listing/4578...
mindysperson.etsy.com
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 06/10/2026
HEY NERDS NEW CAVE ART SHOW JUST DROPPED www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/vi...
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Stone Age Masterpiece
Step into the stunning cave that’s reshaping our understanding of prehistoric art.
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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nice📸
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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Friend from work
A very large bug (friendly?) Near the keycard reader.
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SaMindy @samindy4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Cats of Social Media calendars are a go!!! All money raised will be donated to the Friends of Bear cat rescue organization! @friendsofbear.bsky.social mindysperson.etsy.com/listing/4578...
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wxornotBG @wxornotbg.com · 05/10/2026
Sunset views from our D93 Skycam downtown BG
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SaMindy @samindy4.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today at 5pm central time I will be going live to draw Vera! @veradarkmatter.bsky.social www.youtube.com/live/wWn_IM_...
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Sam Mindy is live drawing Vera
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frankenstein to invisible man: “wait a second, you’re not the Invisible Man. You’re just three invisible kids in a trench coat.”
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Michelle @cloverjag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Godzillas playing football.
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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Very cool action shot. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pick your poison. #grickledoodle #haunted #ghosts #horror #halloween #october #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor
Puzzled man stands between two haunted fields — one filled with dozens of small ghost figures, the other dominated by a single huge ghost; caption reads: It really was a toss up as to which field was more haunted.
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Gabriel Belmar 🧠✒️ @elareadebroca.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hola! llevo varios meses subiendo videos a tik tok y a instagram, este es de un tema que no he tocado por acá así que se los comparto. Es sobre el efecto ideomotor y como este está detrás de diversos fenómenos paranormales.
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Latenite Archival BabbyGonz Time!
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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most perfikt 😺💯
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Edwin Heathcote @edwinheathcote.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This made me laugh. @ellisjrosen.bsky.social
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Apple at a bar, yelling at a doctor trying to approach a woman “she’s not interested pal”
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Dave Krantz @weskrantz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sure baby Finn video is cute but how about some baby Mia
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This comic is in my book out in 5 days!! Preorder now! publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/book/beetle-...
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Beetle Moses - Andrews McMeel Publishing
Sharp, surreal, and endlessly quotable, this debut collection from one of the most mind-bending new voices in webcomics pairs bold neon art with absurdist wit. “Banger after banger, not a dud in sight...
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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exactly 💯 #teamFlanoy
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Michelle @cloverjag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love that my babies get along so well.
Godzilla (a Hiya Toys figure) and Solo (an orange and white tabby) sitting and looking at each other.
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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ohh that is crimb little one. 😤
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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes little Flanoy, but someone <must> go out and risk it all for securing the treats and the catte toys 🤔 😌
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Sarah @sarahsansom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please enjoy tonight’s #OscarRoll - a stellar performance I think you’ll agree
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Earl K. Miller @earlkmiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Surprisingly Complex Waves Reveal the Brain’s Inner Workings www.quantamagazine.org/surprisingly... #neuroscience
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Surprisingly Complex Waves Reveal the Brain’s Inner Workings | Quanta Magazine
Unexpected patterns traveling across the human brain may be reorganizing its activity in real time.
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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Probable 👻👻👻 behind those wires 🤔 #GonzoHero
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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤘💀💯
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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🍍❌😺✅
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Jeri Ryan (official account) @jerilryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know what to do, gang… Share this far and wide!
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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy early catturday 🐱💯👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Communist China’s state-controlled media traipsing around the White House while American media is suing for access
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Certified 🥑Expert @totallynotaborg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You are the best little 🐱-dude✅
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