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@tosmatosoup.bsky.social
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
those who dont know:
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 23/03/2026
OS level age verification is a Meta lobbying project Pass it on
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Reddit User Uncovers Who Is Behind Meta’s $2B Lobbying for Invasive Age Verification Tech
Meta funneled $2B through nonprofit shells to push age verification laws targeting Apple and Google while exempting its own platforms from surveillance requirements.
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
in my dreams i am berryboy. and all my loved ones surround me shouting "life!" ; a really beautiful and pure thought
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Bringus Studios @batarong.com · 06/01/2026
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
test
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
they fucking got me!
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
first day at epstein highschool! hope they dont find out im a minor!
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
sudden realisation: why the fuck do i even scroll this feed? i dont even know any of these people??
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
nature is beautiful
various ai looking animal postcards
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Michael Dimitri Richard ⚛🇺🇲 @snobwho.neocities.org · 16/11/2025
Where else can I buy a doll that master bates it's own self ?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
You think I don’t have that kind of money
A sign over a London tube entrance reading:

DO NOT URINATE HERE OFFICERS PATROL THIS AREA
£150 FINE
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
(Girl who identifies as "neurospicy" in online dating profile) I'm talking too much. Sorry I talk too much. If I talk to much just tell me to shut up (Girl who identifies as "futa" in online dating profile) *gurgling noise as she parachutes ketamine*
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
We need a “gold star lesbian” equivalent for trans people who’ve never done t4t
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
are golden freddy and golden freddy head two separate characters?
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
DATE IDEA; watching me eat 20-30 duplo and then we go to the hospital
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Here’s “One Piece” of advice… anime will turn you into a реdорhilе !
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goldpeach 𖢥 @goldpeach.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
what ya looking at ✶ #art #furryart
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
my biggest red flag is when i take out a bag of EARTHWORMS and start eating EARTHWORMS in other peoples home.
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
the main difference between trans and cis women is that trans are machined in a factory made from stainless steel with a chromium finish and cis are organisms made up from several combined mycological colonies occupying a host
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
i think honestly i will get srs before i buy a graphics card
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
romeo + juliet (1996) or 9/11 (2001)?
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
was gonna post a blocktober but realised i really dont want to be connected to this account in a professional capacity
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
undeafening on vc, out of breath, after being gone for 40 minutes: "sorry about that lads. just had an absolute toe curler on the bog"
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
nobody asks for consent anymore, they just ask "W touchies or L touchies?" and expect u to know what tf theyre talking abt
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
House MD be like: i need to cast a medicine on the cops so they stop looking for my sons body
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
just remembered about LGBTQ :(
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
thinking about how much the water in the bowl dilutes the true colour of the piss
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
heart goes out to the boy-concubines of charlie kirk as they grieve in this moment of tragedy. sending thoughts and prayers. 😔🙏
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
nothing ever happens
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
harry potter be like: need to put a spell on the cops to make them stop looking for my sons body
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
EXCLUSIVE: How I Cured My Autism With The Power Of No-Fap And Meditation
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Nuh uh!
Brendan Frasier in the whale, looking sickly. Captioned “Governments don’t even bother to explain why we should start a war anymore… they just look at you like this”
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
if i was on the plane.. lets just say there would still be a pentagon
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
crossdressing zach from wkuk is genuinely hot
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tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
lots of movies abt how addiction ruins ur life and shit but not any where drugs are cool actually and you should stop being a pussy; curious to see where the medias bias lies here
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
severance but your inny only activates when ur cranking it and ur return to ur outy just b4 u climax
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
anyone else find it weird that android phones dont come with all the bbc apps pre installed?
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Walter White but for pedophilia instead of meth
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
found out there is a setting in trainline to turn it into a gay dating app
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
swear down femboys used to have chill but do not have chill anymore, looking into this
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
taking a ladie home: show her my vintage Logitech
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
me actually
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/05/2025
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bep @bep.zone · 16/05/2025
💔
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Media With Sonic Racing Music @modernsonicmusc.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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the real danTDM_ @tosmatosoup.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
scrolling my cat feed: cat cat cat cat penis cat cat ...
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