tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Put a tan on it then see what it do” Ms. New Booty by Bubba Sparxxx is about a pasty woman with a fat ass 101
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hudson from Next Gen NYC looks like if you made a Creed video into a person and that specific video is the Scott Stapp-Kid Rock sex tape 011
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Farting like it’s my job (putting in the hours necessary to survive but my heart’s not in it) 000
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Oh neat a new Uwe Boll movie, I literally only remember him for beating up Lowtax, how bad could it be 011
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 11/05/2026lmao that The Comeback ended with “AI writers and actors are good actually and tech CEOs are just lil guys” 000
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Anybody on here that follows me have any thoughts on how to get into Lana del Rey 111
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 18/02/2026You can basically say “engage sublight engines” about anything. Getting up to take a shit? Sublight. Whipping a battery at a ghost? Sublight. Anything that happens below light speed is sublight. The “are you my mother?” bird in the book? Powered by sublight engines 000
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Tried a cup noodles 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙏𝙀𝙄𝙉 and it fucking sucks 000
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Imagining a tv that works exactly like a regular tv except the speakers can’t play imagine dragons, crying tears of joy and anguish as I realize that the ecstasy of knowing god and the crushing burden of knowing god are one and the same 000
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Putting random words into justice dot gov search: “Score! Hell yeah! Found something! I’ll never recover from this!” 000
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Anybody that’s looking through the Epstein files know how to convert EFTA01846835 into an image? It is 380 pages of base64 100
Reposted by tub fAHHHcet diverter gateEmoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Holy shit 421186118
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Canada Shore: “I’m gonna drink a Molson and kiss girls 😈” Frenchie Shore: ░Ｉ░ ░ｗ░ ░ｉ░ ░ｌ░ ░ｌ░ ░ｆ░ ░ｕ░ ░ｃ░ ░ｋ░ ░ｍ░ ░ｙ░ ░ｆ░ ░ｒ░ ░ｉ░ ░ｅ░ ░ｎ░ ░ｄ░ ░ｓ░ ░ｉ░ ░ｎ░ ░ｔ░ ░ｏ░ ░ｅ░ ░ｎ░ ░ｅ░ ░ｍ░ ░ｉ░ ░ｅ░ ░ｓ░ ░ａ░ ░ｎ░ ░ｄ░ ░ｍ░ ░ｙ░ ░ｅ░ ░ｎ░ ░ｅ░ ░ｍ░ ░ｉ░ ░ｅ░ ░ｓ░ ░ｉ░ ░ｎ░ ░ｔ░ ░ｏ░ ░ｄ░ ░ｕ░ ░ｓ░ ░ｔ░ 000
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I love logging on and trying to figure out what people are talking about. “Will Stencil is Luke Skywalker and only fascists question whether people should be forced to go into dangerous situations with him if they don’t want to. Disagree? Only a meth addict would do that. Count Dooku.” 020
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Just sitting around, chillin’, thinking about how my entire professional career might have been different if I had bothered to look up what “tab completion” meant before yesterday 000
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Garbanzo’s Bean. The Bean of Garbanzo 001
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I absolutely loved Pluribus and hope that it lasts a million seasons and it is also super funny how much it has in common with season 3 of the cw show The 100 100
Reposted by tub fAHHHcet diverter gateDerek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.irishtimes.comAI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warnsBig tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth 20882112206
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 20/01/2026refusing to cross “melty heese” off my grocery list for aesthetics 000
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 20/01/2026This reminds me of the time I was on a bus and the driver got in the PA and asked everybody if it was cool if we just skipped the town I lived in except this is way worse than that 010
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Oh my god I didn’t realize that numbers guy is the “Many users state they do not like or do not want me posting” dude 040
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I would be Jeopardy millionaire if they accepted “the uhhh.. fuckin’ guy, you know the guy” and “shit, fuck” as good faith right answers 100
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Somebody’s gonna watch this entire movie on the toilet some day. You have to wonder if it’ll be somebody that’s gonna be shitting for four hours anyway and just needs something to pass the time or somebody that starts a regular shit and then just doesn’t get up 020
Reposted by tub fAHHHcet diverter gateAndy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 09/01/2026The world's richest man runs a subscription-based automated service that removes clothing from photographs of children. 62362779
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Did u know you can take zofran with shrooms 👀👀 000
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Why isn’t there a Wikipedia page for Langer’s Juice 010
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 29/12/2025The Copenhagen Test is the dumbest show of 2025, solid work releasing it right at the end of the year “Only give yourself this adrenaline shot while you’re having a seizure” is a 10/10 plot point, it is like the sort of thing you’d expect to hear about in an episode of Intervention 000
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Hey goonsky does anybody have links to any first-hand accounts of the 2013 Carnival Triumph Poop Cruise? I’m trying to find stuff to put on a tote bag 200
Reposted by tub fAHHHcet diverter gatecarly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 15/12/2025if you don’t know, some amazing work being done by dril on threads 61838269
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 13/12/2025It Ends was really, really, really good and you should rent it and watch it 000
Reposted by tub fAHHHcet diverter gatestupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 06/12/2025You can't be talking like that, White Baby 0612
Reposted by tub fAHHHcet diverter gateDr. Respect @adamultraberg.bsky.social · 06/12/2025hahahahaahahahahahahahahahah *breathes* BWAHAHAHAHhahahaha ya fuckin dingus, HAHAHHaahahahaha 021
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Bugonia lives up to the hype. It is a very good movie and you should watch it if you have or haven’t seen it yet 000
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 25/11/2025The “book pirates are bad people” discourse is funny because “this shitty website in Kazakhstan has better marketing than many libraries in the US” should be like alarm bells for teaching people about their library resources and not about what posters are weaponizing adversity or whatever 020
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Explaining that to ethically read a book that’s on hoopla but not libby or overdrive on your old kindle you just have to get a computer and run an android emulator to install their app and download the book then convert it to epub with another program and then email it to yourself, nbd sheesh 010
Reposted by tub fAHHHcet diverter gateInternet guy @boltthrower.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Turkey sucks. Nobody really likes it. You wouldn't make one in fucking July. Why make one for a crappy holiday? You don't actually need to make one for Thanksgiving. We are doing a ham. My sister is bringing a Lasagna. No need for the trash bird. 121
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Turkey is a trash bird and if people liked it they would make it more than once per year 010
Reposted by tub fAHHHcet diverter gatemcc @dryad.technology · 19/11/2025Sit with this: As a culture, we decided to allow this specific, single human to redefine the meaning of "intelligence". ( screencap context: conversationswithtyler.com/episodes/sam... ) 78622
Reposted by tub fAHHHcet diverter gatePile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/11/2025Sharing my thread on Synthetic Risk Transfers (SRT) again because they will be to the AI bubble burst like CDS/CDO was to the sub-prime mortgage crisis/GFC. 141
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 14/11/2025My goal in life is to find english subtitles for Germany Shore so I can understand what’s going on in that show 000
Reposted by tub fAHHHcet diverter gateHell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 13/11/2025 240038
tub fAHHHcet diverter gate @fermentable.bsky.social · 13/11/2025There’s a company on Shark Tank called Shalom Japan that sells $40 bowls of matzoh ball ramen and I am 100% convinced we’re all living in an episode of 30 Rock 000
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Jeffrey Epstein
Tue 3/20/2012 11:41:29 AM
Subject: Re: question for you i think pedophilee is the plural
On Tue, Mar 20, 2012 at 12:37 PM, izmo
For les pedophile convention?
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From: jeffrey epstein [mailto:jcevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, March 20. 2012 7:23 AM
To: redacted
Subject: Re: question for you
Paris with woody allen
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