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Brian Thompson: The Musical

@brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social
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Official account of the upcoming independent show, Brian Thompson: The Musical. It's a satirical retelling of the ultimate bad boy of healthcare, CEO Brian Thompson. Make sure your health plan covers earworms because these tunes are contagious!

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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Free Luigi.
A young Pitbull (the rapper) looks at the camera as he sits at a restaurant table. He looks very similar to Luigi Mangione.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Luigi is taking the fall for Brian Thompson’s fatal addiction to cocaine and tide pods.
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Video of an ICE agent pulling a gun on a wife and mother, who is a US citizen born and raised in the area, near Bailey's Crossroads in Northern Virginia yesterday. Chillingly, they claimed she “almost ran them over” until she told them she had video proving that was a lie.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Quit AI generating Peanuts comics. It’s creepy.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
“We’re gonna play nicely and respectfully with our opponents” isn’t a winning message when those opponents are fascists.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s been a tough week for rapists and their allies.
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Kooth @koothkeeper.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The $50,000 Question Nobody Asked (and the Senate Seat That May Pay For It) open.substack.com/pub/thejackh...
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The $50,000 Question Nobody Asked (and the Senate Seat That May Pay For It)
Graham Platner isn’t a scandal. He’s a case study in what happens when an organization falls in love with its own product and fires the quality inspector. No B.S. Let’s do the autopsy.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’m calling on Graham Platner to drop out of this very mortal coil.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Here’s something nice: either Mitch is in a ditch, or he’s alive but suffering. Happy 4th of July.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Best case scenario: Mitch McConnell is alive but incapacitated and unable to vote, reducing the Republican senate threshold by one.
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JennyJen Jenniferwhatever @jennyjen99.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Cubans are starving and have gone weeks without electricity and clean water due to Trump's blockade of any oil reaching the island. Here's why we aren't covering this.
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xX_Doctor_Cucumber_Xx @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
In the 90s, Harrison Ford was the right age to play the president in movies. In 2026, Harrison Ford is the right age to play the president in movies.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Posting this for no particular reason. united24media.com/latest-news/...
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Russian Intelligence Plotted Fake Attack on Orbán to Sway Election Campaign
Report: Russian Spy Plan Proposed Staged Attack to Boost Orbán in Hungary Vote
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Anyone suggesting we forgive Tucker Carlson is someone who doesn’t care about the years he spent spreading Great Replacement Theory. Fuck Tuck and anyone okay with him.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil. It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I’m glad that nobody on Bsky has blabbed on JD Vance for being a double sent to sabotage Trump and his allies. Keep it up, Agent Crunchy Cushions. Your next mark is Netanyahu.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Kiss of death.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I want to be buried with my Funko Pops.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I like the Messiahs who don’t get killed.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It’s wild to me that Kanye taunted George Floyd’s family and there was 0 backlash for it. He never even apologized.
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 02/04/2026
So stoked to be sharing a stage with all these awesome bands! Come on out if you’re in the bay. This is gonna be one for the ages! I’ll be playing synth with StarStrut.
All Ages
Free
SHE SHREDS
Women's Music Festival
RICHT PROPER
the Hyperdrive Kittens
squeakie
Agony Aunts
StarStrut
HALF ROTTEN GODDESS
ZOE CARTER FITZGERALD
SATURDAY, APRIL 18 2-8 pm
Webster Park, 1435 Webster Street, Alameda, CA
SheShredsMusic@gmail.com for more info!
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I thought Sora was that colorful lizard juice, but it turns out that’s Sobe.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Conservatives have successfully done to Charlie Kirk what I’ve tried doing to Brian Thompson… except they’re not joking. Teach me your ways, you idiot savants.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
“Many healthcare CEOs struggle to afford one yacht. Meanwhile, healthcare customers are walking around with two kidneys.” -Brian Thompson (he will be missed)
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
My meme game is weak but my healthcare is weaker.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Replies like this are why I scroll so deeply into the comment section.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
@johnfetterman.com Thoughts?
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Chuck Norris dead; 2006 internet in shambles.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Why do so many people think Netanyahu is dead? Have you all forgotten that we’re in the bad timeline?
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
What kind of asshole hears about all these redacted predators in the Epstein Files, then thinks “hmmm I should reveal Banksy’s identity”.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
HERE COMES HEROIN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
What to do when your oncologist and your podcaster disagree about cancer treatment.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This is the most solemn Super Mario Day we’ve had in years.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I crack me up.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Kristi Noem has learned her lesson. by Susan Collins
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I will never get used to the disdain our country holds for brown and Black children. From Palestine to Iran to Sudan, we normalize the destruction of schools and hospitals and daycares. We reduce children to death tolls and their futures to rubble with no consequence or second thought.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Why did Anthropic oppose allowing its technology to be used in fully autonomous mass weapons? Because the company had become too woke.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Was I supposed to be watching something tonight?
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Too bad I didn’t think of this shitty joke on Valentine’s Day. Oops!
Brian Thompson standing over a pink background, looking stupid. The text “Someone claimed I don’t love you, but guess what: CLAIM DENIED” is written in white comic sans.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/02/2026
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I don’t use block lists, I prefer to savor each and every Nazi I block.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Brian Thompson died of a drug overdose.
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Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Don’t even watch Kid Rock’s garbage to mock it. Let him fail first, then make fun of a reupload.
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