Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Luigi is taking the fall for Brian Thompson’s fatal addiction to cocaine and tide pods. 011
Reposted by Brian Thompson: The MusicalAaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Video of an ICE agent pulling a gun on a wife and mother, who is a US citizen born and raised in the area, near Bailey's Crossroads in Northern Virginia yesterday. Chillingly, they claimed she “almost ran them over” until she told them she had video proving that was a lie. 1814214058941
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Quit AI generating Peanuts comics. It’s creepy. 000
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026“We’re gonna play nicely and respectfully with our opponents” isn’t a winning message when those opponents are fascists. 011
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s been a tough week for rapists and their allies. 000
Reposted by Brian Thompson: The MusicalKooth @koothkeeper.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The $50,000 Question Nobody Asked (and the Senate Seat That May Pay For It) open.substack.com/pub/thejackh...open.substack.comThe $50,000 Question Nobody Asked (and the Senate Seat That May Pay For It)Graham Platner isn’t a scandal. He’s a case study in what happens when an organization falls in love with its own product and fires the quality inspector. No B.S. Let’s do the autopsy. 121
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I’m calling on Graham Platner to drop out of this very mortal coil. 000
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Here’s something nice: either Mitch is in a ditch, or he’s alive but suffering. Happy 4th of July. 000
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Best case scenario: Mitch McConnell is alive but incapacitated and unable to vote, reducing the Republican senate threshold by one. 020
Reposted by Brian Thompson: The MusicalJennyJen Jenniferwhatever @jennyjen99.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck. 011
Reposted by Brian Thompson: The MusicalNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Cubans are starving and have gone weeks without electricity and clean water due to Trump's blockade of any oil reaching the island. Here's why we aren't covering this. 111266299
Reposted by Brian Thompson: The MusicalxX_Doctor_Cucumber_Xx @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 03/05/2026In the 90s, Harrison Ford was the right age to play the president in movies. In 2026, Harrison Ford is the right age to play the president in movies. 164113241545
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Posting this for no particular reason. united24media.com/latest-news/...united24media.comRussian Intelligence Plotted Fake Attack on Orbán to Sway Election CampaignReport: Russian Spy Plan Proposed Staged Attack to Boost Orbán in Hungary Vote 020
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Anyone suggesting we forgive Tucker Carlson is someone who doesn’t care about the years he spent spreading Great Replacement Theory. Fuck Tuck and anyone okay with him. 010
Reposted by Brian Thompson: The MusicalKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 20/04/2026The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil. It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months. 145203542830
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I’m glad that nobody on Bsky has blabbed on JD Vance for being a double sent to sabotage Trump and his allies. Keep it up, Agent Crunchy Cushions. Your next mark is Netanyahu. 000
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I want to be buried with my Funko Pops. 000
Reposted by Brian Thompson: The MusicalNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I like the Messiahs who don’t get killed. 191043100
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 05/04/2026It’s wild to me that Kanye taunted George Floyd’s family and there was 0 backlash for it. He never even apologized. 000
Reposted by Brian Thompson: The MusicalSuburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 02/04/2026So stoked to be sharing a stage with all these awesome bands! Come on out if you’re in the bay. This is gonna be one for the ages! I’ll be playing synth with StarStrut. 013
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I thought Sora was that colorful lizard juice, but it turns out that’s Sobe. 000
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Conservatives have successfully done to Charlie Kirk what I’ve tried doing to Brian Thompson… except they’re not joking. Teach me your ways, you idiot savants. 000
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 27/03/2026“Many healthcare CEOs struggle to afford one yacht. Meanwhile, healthcare customers are walking around with two kidneys.” -Brian Thompson (he will be missed) 020
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 27/03/2026My meme game is weak but my healthcare is weaker. 010
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Replies like this are why I scroll so deeply into the comment section. 010
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 21/03/2026@johnfetterman.com Thoughts? 031
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Chuck Norris dead; 2006 internet in shambles. 020
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Why do so many people think Netanyahu is dead? Have you all forgotten that we’re in the bad timeline? 040
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 17/03/2026What kind of asshole hears about all these redacted predators in the Epstein Files, then thinks “hmmm I should reveal Banksy’s identity”. 060
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 15/03/2026HERE COMES HEROIN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! 020
Reposted by Brian Thompson: The MusicalNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/03/2026What to do when your oncologist and your podcaster disagree about cancer treatment. 311545231
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 10/03/2026This is the most solemn Super Mario Day we’ve had in years. 010
Reposted by Brian Thompson: The MusicalNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Kristi Noem has learned her lesson. by Susan Collins 261493153
Reposted by Brian Thompson: The MusicalKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I will never get used to the disdain our country holds for brown and Black children. From Palestine to Iran to Sudan, we normalize the destruction of schools and hospitals and daycares. We reduce children to death tolls and their futures to rubble with no consequence or second thought. 15673041781
Reposted by Brian Thompson: The MusicalNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Why did Anthropic oppose allowing its technology to be used in fully autonomous mass weapons? Because the company had become too woke. 2669245
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Was I supposed to be watching something tonight? 010
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Too bad I didn’t think of this shitty joke on Valentine’s Day. Oops! 0132
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I don’t use block lists, I prefer to savor each and every Nazi I block. 041
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Brian Thompson died of a drug overdose. 010
Brian Thompson: The Musical @brianthompsonmusic.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Don’t even watch Kid Rock’s garbage to mock it. Let him fail first, then make fun of a reupload. 020