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Toryana

@toryana.bsky.social
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(She/Her) Fully depreciated, still in use. Heels nails blade mascara, fit check for my napalm era 🫶

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Once you start conceding ground to the “protect sports” angle in order to win an election you’re not fighting for anyone’s rights
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Toryana @toryana.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Great 🧵
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When life gives you demons, make demonade.
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Allison Pregler 📼🎃 @allisonpregler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
URN-IE!
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 16/08/2026
The King is mad
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Toryana @toryana.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18?
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Easy A Omg
Alt: GIF from the movie Easy A where Stanley Tucci turns around and says the line “What?! Oh my god! Who told you?” This specific line is also the caption at the bottom of the GIF
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Toryana @toryana.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Sign the Petition
An Open Letter to Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber, Andrew Harrison, and LW Entertainment
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
live view from the great american state fair
a photo from dashcon with a small ball pit in a large convention ballroom
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 29/06/2026
Yeah I really do not think people should be able to get millions of dollars if a fire starts
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I just cancelled a free trial before the automatic payments kicked in and the adrenaline flowing through me right now feels like I narrowly escaped a shark attack.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Moms also rock
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
If we actually want to appreciate moms, we should be providing free childcare, healthcare, and guaranteed income for stay-at-home parents to put more money in families’ pockets and ensure no SAHP is reliant on a partner for their economic security. Idk I think that’s better than 15% off a vacuum.
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/04/2026
business cat (a black kitty in a tie, looking serious) in the vicious cycle meme [going forward we're gonna need more of your data to make sure its you] -> [ahaha youre not gonna believe this but we had a bit of a data breach] -> [your data is probably for sale online now] -> [that means someone could easily impersonate you] -> [rinse, repeat]
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deneb @v3gaaltair.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
demeter when her daughter goes missing
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𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚂𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 @bethyvampireslayer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I know everything is shit. It's not good, it's mostly all bad. I am STILL going to enjoy this morning. I am STILL going to be happy. I am STILL going to listen to some of my favorite music. I will NOT be separated from simply joys. I WILL have hope. And I WILL fight to keep it.
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Toryana @toryana.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Today is a time honored, American tradition: the annual booing of Roger Goodell at the NFL Draft.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
One of the most frequent causes of Charlie Kirk related cancellation was accurately representing his views, or even quoting them verbatim. She expressed grief about Kirk's murder, and the only hateful thing in the comments came from Kirk himself.
Social media lit up over comments that Ms. McMahon had posted two days after the assassination and then deleted, in which she said she understood the reasons some people found it distasteful to exalt Mr. Kirk. She cited and repeated several derogatory statements he had made about Black people, Muslims and gay people.

“The murder that was horrific and should never have happened does not magically erase what was said or done,” Ms. McMahon said. “But if you were a Charlie Kirk fan, you might not realize why there is so much backlash to posts eulogizing his death.”
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I like the Foldsman a lot and this one’s a really good watch.
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Toryana @toryana.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Here is a screenshot of a facebook memory that popped up today. My college roommate and I loved watching abridged videos back in the day. @littlekuriboh.bsky.social I hope wherever you are that you are doing well. I'm still rooting for you in all your endeavors. You brought us so much joy, thank you
Picture of a Facebook post dated April 17th 2011. I edited the picture to try to mark out my last name, but it shows my first name Toryana as the poster. The actual post says "there is nothing like watching a fan based parody of a fan based parody to make studying a little more fun 🙂"
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Harry @11harry20.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Masterpiece of a first episode by @hoots.bsky.social! Anyone with even a vague interest in the Titanic should listen immediately (or even no interest at all actually, it's that good) youtube.com/watch?v=_007...
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On The Carpathia
YouTube video by After Titanic
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Toryana @toryana.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I am so tired So very very tired Please let me sleep thx
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cjcobbs.bsky.social @cjcobbs.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Truly remarkable how many people have told the Pope, in some way or another, to "shut up and dribble." Or corrected him on the Bible, despite their thin education on theology. Or told him to stay out of US affairs, despite him being a US citizen. The hubris is amazing.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, the United States had spent that money helping the people of the United States
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Toryana @toryana.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I love this statement from Tite Kubo. I would have responded more like Muffin from Bluey.
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Alt: GIF from TV show Bluey episode "Granny Mobile." Character Muffin is talking to another character while sitting on a motorized wheelchair. The captions are lines from the show that say "If you don't want it then don't buy it!"
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Ali Nahdee @alinahdee.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
10:30 lmfaooo
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Siobhan Beeman @siobhan.northsky.social · 13/04/2026
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
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SassyMetisChick @sassymetischick.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I didn’t know this, did you? Amazing!
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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I would simply make an economy that paid people enough to live
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 10/04/2026
CHUCK SCHUMER: Trump is a very dangerous unhinged maniac destroying America. EVERYBODY: What are you going to do about it? CHUCK SCHUMER: Absolutely nothing.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The Rise and Fall of Misery Memoirs is NOW OUT on YouTube! Come learn about trauma, Satan, a two-decades-long scam, and the most insane chaotic good lawyer I have ever heard of. youtu.be/W8Nhvr1X8Kc?...
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The Rise and Fall of Misery Memoirs
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Mark Grondin @spectrum-pulse.ca · 09/04/2026
This one was a lot of fun to put together, and lets me talk about musical theatre at length, which is always a hoot. Live for Patrons and YouTube Members early, "RAYE, 'THIS MUSIC MIGHT CONTAIN HOPE', and Why Music Critics Don't Review Musical Theater" - enjoy!
YouTube Thumbnail featuring RAYE's 'THIS MUSIC MAY CONTAIN HOPE' and the tagline 'This Is Not A Review', also featuring Hamilton and &Juliet
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Sending love to all of you.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
timeline cleanse
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
gotta go my rides here
a white Kirby-themed SUV

When I say Kirby-themed, I mean that the side has a giant depiction of Kirby in sunglasses with the Kirby logo next to him. The hood also has the Kirby logo with a smaller Kirby underneath it. The mirror has a warp star in it. The backseat window has a little Kirby decal and Kirby plushies decorate the dashboard.
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Toryana @toryana.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
🎵How did we get here? Well I used to know you so well...🎵
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Infern0 Thee Ant 🍋 @infern0ant.blacksky.app · 02/04/2026
the millennial urge to post song lyrics reflecting a random ass mood..
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Someone sent me this.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 31/03/2026
It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.
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Marin M. Miller @marinmmiller.com · 31/03/2026
Last day of my temporary job assignment. Proud of myself for hanging in and waking up at 5am, answering calls. Was hoping to get my CPP, but worked on my cert in Responsive Web Design instead. Still looking for full-time work in coordination or payroll. I need health care, please. 💋
Marin leans against their studio, red hair cascading over a spiky necklace.  They wear a black mesh bra top with a shoulder harness and a slitted black skirt, thighs peeking out from either side.
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 30/03/2026
Rent is due Saturday, and I PRETTY BADLY need to pick up some more work to make it across the finish line. This, same at my Ko-Fi, and new Patreon subscriptions, can help me do it. I'm linking to all these in this thread, in the next couple posts.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/03/2026
unfortunately “it's all corrupt girl” will be entering the lexicon
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@veronicalohara it's all corrupt girl
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 28/03/2026
To give the public more insight into American nursing homes, ProPublica has added the ability to search by owner, manager or officer name to Nursing Home Inspect, our database that helps you find issues that federal inspectors have identified in more than 14,000 facilities. Check it out 👇
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ProPublica Adds Ownership Search to Nursing Home Inspect Database
Our database helps you find issues that inspectors identified in more than 14,000 U.S. nursing homes. Now you can search by owner, manager or officer name.
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Aliquem | Rizumu @aliquem.vrc.dj · 27/03/2026
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Kayleigh McKee 🟡, Blinded my a billion brilliant lights @ghaspey.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
RIP bozo 😎 Mr. Rogers legacy is far greater, as was foretold
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𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐-𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖎𝖊 ☭ @upthetwerx.blacksky.app · 20/03/2026
Men reacting to the Manosphere documentary are suddenly realizing how dangerous red pill content is because a man is showing them it is and it's not the thousands of women who have been pointing it out for a decade.
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