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do not ask me how i’m doing unless the guardians or ohio state won today

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 13/09/2026
[bravely] I actually do think it's unimpressive of Sark to blow off the corporation that ensures he's generationally wealthy for being like the seventh-best person in his field
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
have never related more, my girl
Holly Rowe looking into camera Holly Rowe walking away
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I cannot tell you how many points Texas deserves to lose this game by but it's more than a hundred
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
watching western michigan-michigan
western michigan mascot looking like tony montana
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Holy crap Western Michigan forces a Michigan fumble with less than 2 minutes to go
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
20 play, 14-minute field goal drive ❤️❤️❤️
Current Drive
20 plays, 71 yards, 13:40
In Progress

Field Goal Good
10:25 - 4th
Last Play

#32 D.Kelly field goal attempt from 39 yards GOOD
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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
North Dakota State’s winning the national title.
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New American Pathways @newap-georgia.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
play till the whistle, kids dark mode: ENGAGED
hello there, purdue pete found on the train tracks in the darkusher us into dark mode, our night train prince
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
my culture is not your costume, feds
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
believe in my grind so much I fair catch it on the 4
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Which Purdue is Alabama
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
a second mendoza is in at quarterback
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/12/2025
I am providing safe harbour to the protein pop tart. He is living in my basement and writing up a manifesto. We are madly in love and i will not let the unjust pop tart police capture him. My cats keep screaming to go downstairs but they wouldn't understand.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Giant duck
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car @tortillachip.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
i am so sorry to brawl of the wild for missing previous iterations. this is the greatest game ever. why is there a kid named taco.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
FCS is awesome because you look up and some white dude from Billings named Taco is absolutely shredding out there
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Headed to a team meeting at 9am on a Sunday morning to learn about the future career decision of an attention-seeking whiz kid who might be able to bring about salvation. It’s called church.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Lane Kiffin is a Quaker ✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday ✅ Was not moved to speak
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Diego Pavia should get some sort of Heisman trophy lifetime achievement award
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 29/11/2025
I strongly believe that the Ohio State-Michigan broadcast should not even acknowledge the existence of California. This is a sacred time for us, the Casserole People
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
time to relax with Ohio State/Michigan
Tony Leung and Chow Yun-Fat with guns pointed at each other
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
top notch mascottin'
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car @tortillachip.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
i use the wednesday @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social as divination for how the rest of my week is going to go…. i don’t know what today’s episode means for my workday but im scared to find out
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 12/10/2025
.337 puts them in Elite Company
22.	Jesse Burkett+ (16)	.3382	9629	L
 	Tony Gwynn+ (20)	.3382	10232	L
 	Nap Lajoie+ (21)	.3382	10471	R
25.	Jake Stenzel (9)	.3378
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Champkin Spice @champychamp.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
This is Baseball Le Mans.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 12/10/2025
IOWA THICC PICK SIX WITH ERIC COLLINS ON THE CALL
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Talk to your children about undefeated Indiana
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
YOU CAN LOOK AT THE SCORE OF THE NORTHWESTERN GAME NOW
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
smoked some of that James Danklin and got their mind right
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10/10/2025
USF-north texas tonight is gonna be the gasoline
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Longtime Vanderbilt Commodores fan
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
starting to suspect Diego Pavia may be a necromancer
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
god Wolf Blitzer would be such a good name for a specialized defensive formation
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
what if penn state just leaves him in la to coach ucla
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
*screaming F1 noises*
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
they do have a dome
domed soccer field in Ulaanbaatar
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Michael Felder @itsfelder.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Have a day Eric McCalister
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
It helps to remember that on a very real level, one that is more literal than you would think possible, there’s a class of media ghoul that does not believe people living in these states are people
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
fullcast in progress
a security photo of a man wearing a rubber wet suit around his face? and there are goggles? he's robbing a Disney restaurant just so you know
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Shutdown Fullcast @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Disney scuba heist Clay Helton doinks have actually been clongs for quite some time now Dabo Swinney don't get Ecked exploding Costco wine Jon Gruden pizza sex party
podcasts.apple.com
The Thomas Drown Affair / Ecks vs. Severance
Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · 09/17/2025 · 1h 43m
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13/09/2025
Haynes King running the ball
Ralph Wiggum going through glass.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
BEES Georgia Tech beats Clemson with a 55 yd FG as time expires
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 13/09/2025
i would die for haynes king
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car @tortillachip.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
BEEEEEEEEEZ
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Chuck @defnotchuck.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
that bulldog you adopted whose breathing is all fucked up and he eats mattresses but he'd kill a man for looking at you wrong
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car @tortillachip.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
but the punter can absolutely rough you with a clothesline, be warned
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/09/2025
Retvrn
USF once ranked #2
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👻 Ghost of Greg (He died) 👻 @booksnotwooks.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I love when Goose Crowder is throwing to Mojo Dortch
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