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Mostly baking and Newcastle United

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The destruction of a major Russian data center has sent X traffic plummeting, including accounts designed to prop up Justin Herbert as a good NFL quarterback. The truth will prevail!
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Eoghan Daltun 🌍 @irishrainforest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is really great! www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
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Comedy wildlife photography award finalists 2026 – in pictures
A selection of the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026 finalists – from a shortlist featuring a caiman wearing a wig, a leopard doing a handstand, a strutting white-tailed eagle and a polar bear appeari...
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Amanda @amandavetnurse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mannion goal in the dying seconds #nufc
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.youtube.com/live/8BuMMec... #nufc
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LIVE: Newcastle United v Leicester City | Barclays WSL 2 26/27
YouTube video by Barclays Women’s Super League 2
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A good place to start if you're new to Bluesky and enjoy Sunday sportsball bsky.app/profile/mina...
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Guy @toonguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live Manic Street Preachers The Coup PJ Harvey Neil Young Immortal Technique Radiohead Sting Erykah Badu Wu Tang Clan Public Enemy #NUFC
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Guy @toonguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Get in!!! #NUFC So happy for Elanga.
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Guy @toonguy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Willockinho!!! #NUFC
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Trott3r 💦🥩 @trott3r.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
NUST is the only fan organisation that is recognised by the club, has official communication channels with the club and is able to speak on behalf of the fans. I am a proud member and I would encourage all #nufc fans to sign up.
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
❌data modelling ✅ Data, modelling
Data, modelling
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Dancers, by André Derain, early 20th century, 📸 by @soobumim
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 10/08/2026
Happy 48th anniversary of the day they pulled the plug on Chesterfield Canal and drained all the water out
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Guy @toonguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: "I can't stand it, I know you planned it..."
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
There's a feed that aggregates the club content and @editkev.football has a starter pack of fans on his profile. bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Guy @toonguy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Hugo Viana derby, let's go! #NUFC
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
#NUFC
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Guy @toonguy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Welcome to the Party, Pal
ALT: Welcome to the Party, Pal
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Andy @bambaleiooouu.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
🤍🖤🤍🖤
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
#NUFC
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Gangsta Yid @gangstayid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Like clockwork: Create friction on purpose Reap blood Cry gevald Retaliate with a "proper Zionist response" consisting of more incursion, more oppression, more dispossession. Rinse and repeat. Is how they do.
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Guy @toonguy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
RIP King Kev
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Kevin Keegan's Passionate 'Beat Them' Rant
ALT: Kevin Keegan's Passionate 'Beat Them' Rant
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is some fucking photo mind #nufc
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Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If his arms were a little longer….
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Brian Larkin @derrymanc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Colombia v Switzerland being referred to as Charlie v The Chocolate Factory.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Antisemitism is a real and growing issue in American politics and culture, but the fact that American Jewish organizations like the ADL and AJC went harder on Mamdani than on Platner is part of why we are making no headway in fighting it.
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Eoghan Sweeney @eoghan.eurosky.social · 28/06/2026
I don't want to hear another word about how much white European visitors are enjoying ranch dressing while team officials, Africa's top referee, and now one of the world's most celebrated fans are turned away from the World Cup. The USA is an utterly unfit host — it's as simple as that
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DR Congo superfan denied US visa to support team at World Cup
Michel Kuka Mboladinga is iconic for his motionless tribute at DRC games, but a US World Cup repeat has been denied.
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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You may be asking yourself, is that the same Enner Valencia who faked an injury to be driven away on a medical cart while cops chased him over missed child support payments? Yes it is.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Forget Cruyff, Gullit and Van Basten this is the best ever moment in Dutch football.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Famous authors asking you out
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Gillian Martin @gillmartin.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The U.S. World Cup in one image #boycottworldcup #fifagrifters
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Abigail Nussbaum @abigailnussbaum.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Oh man, this one really hurts. Thank you for Giles, and then for decades of playing oily bastards who were nothing like Giles and clearly having a ball with that. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Anthony Head: Buffy and Ted Lasso actor dies at 72
The 72-year-old British actor also had roles in shows including Merlin and Little Britain.
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 31/05/2026
Spurs and Knicks are in the NBA Finals, a new Star Wars movie is in theaters, and tech is causing an economic bubble Welcome back 1999
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Guy @toonguy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Roses are red But who really cares www.popsci.com/environment/...
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Japan runs out of robot wolves in fight against bears
The handmade, $4,000 Monster Wolf features solar panels, sensors, and intimidating audio.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 09/05/2026
JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible.
Two transgender MSPs elected to Holyrood in first for Scottish parliament
Dr Q Manivannan and Iris Duane secured regional list seats for the Scottish Green Party.
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Friday 08 May 2026 17:52 EDT
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
That is between me and my shadow.
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Gershon Baskin גרשון בסקין غرشون بسكين @gershonbaskin.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
כל מנהיג פוליטי ישראלי שמצהיר בגלוי כי יחריג באופן אוטומטי חברי כנסת ערבים, המייצגים למעלה מ־20% מאזרחי ישראל, אינו ראוי כלל לתמיכה.
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 22/04/2026
8.33% of the managers at the 2026 World Cup have been sacked by Chelsea
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Dan Mason @danmason91.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
F**k today, but more than anything... f**k racism. 🖤🤍
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There is no McTry.
A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally” Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 02/04/2026
Pretty obsessed with this group of Thai kids who absolutely shred (have to do this one on two parts)
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SANTA CLAUS @santaclausalaska.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
“Let me remind you what fascism is. I need not wear a brown or green shirt. Fascism begins the moment a ruling class, fearing people may use political democracy to gain economic democracy, begins to destroy political democracy to retain its power of exploitation & special privilege.” ~ Tommy Douglas
“Once more, let me remind you what fascism is. I need not wear a brown shirt or a green shirt. Fascism begins the moment a ruling class, fearing the people may use their political democracy to gain economic democracy, begins to destroy political democracy in order to retain its power of exploitation and special privilege.”
~ Tommy Douglas
A black and white photo of Douglas, wearing glasses and standing in front of a microphone, raising his right arm and fist into the air.
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Guy @toonguy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy #nufc
Phillipe Albert celebrating his goal in NUFC 5-0 win over Man Utd in 1996
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Guy @toonguy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
My stones? Rolling
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 22/03/2026
ANNNNTTHHHHHOOOONNNYYYYYY GORRRDDOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET INNNNNNNN!!!!!
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 22/03/2026
HOWAY NEWCASTLE! 👊
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Daniel Lafleur Baron de Cadillac @lafleurmtl.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Once in a lifetime
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Riley @riley.northsky.social · 20/03/2026
HAPPY #DEADLOCH DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!
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two women sitting next to each other with one wearing a blue sweater that says ' a ' on it
Alt: A gif of Eddie and Dulcie from Deadloch. They are sitting at an interrogation table in a blank room, Eddie with her head slack in her hand and Dulcie massaging her temple with a finger.
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Howay the Lasses [Available] @howaythelasses.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
42' Goal!! Jordan Nobbs hits a beauty from range that nestles right in the top corner. Get in there! 1-0 #NUWFC #NUFCWomen #NUFC
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