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Tony Tulathimutte

@tonytula.com
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 21/09/2026
no babe I didn't DM my ex. that was my other brain
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 19/09/2026
William Carlos Williams if he slayed
Instagram photo of a tortoiseshell spoon next to an iced coffee, caption: 

u left u sunglasses at my house. I melted them down & made a spoon with which I now stir my iced coffee. forgive me
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 17/09/2026
hanging onto this for the day we need it
tweet draft that says "not beating the aellagations"
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(frat house vizier) an excellent strategy sire. why, with two full bottles of 151 in the jungle juice, we will all surely be swimming in tri-delt pussy tonight. although (whispering) i daresay one among our number failed to contribute to the beer fund…
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 08/09/2026
minority report eye scanner thingy
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 06/09/2026
boy do I have a short story for them
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 06/09/2026
that "lighght" poem is really a perfect shitpost
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 06/09/2026
the last two letters of "dialogue" 🙄 get the fuck outta there man
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Weird how expertise didn't figure when experts at writing and art were saying the machines were bad at doing writing and art
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Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ben Gvir posted this video on twitter today which shows fat and happy Palestinians on a conveyer built going through the Israeli "prison" (torture camp) system and coming out emaciated and maudlin. This is textbook genocidal content.
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Katy // Genderpunk 2026 @katysaint.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls? "No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 27/08/2026
saying "touché" in French always struck me as pretentious. so now when someone makes a good rebuttal I'll just say "you touched me"
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Indianaarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Kentuckyarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Missouriiarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Washington
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Grozz @grozz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
there are no 'correct' grounds for being a socialist to people with a vested interest in defending the capitalist order. if you're poor, you're lazy. if you're middle class, you're envious. if you're wealthy, you're hypocritical. it's all a goalpost-moving shell game.
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 22/08/2026
Magritte Qualley
magritte's La Modele Rouge (1935) a painting of boots that turn into feet 🤤
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 21/08/2026
guy who has synaesthesia but is also very unimaginative. so when he sees the number 9 he hears a guy saying "nine"
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 17/08/2026
TULA LIPA ⁉️
dua lipa on da beach with my book 🫪
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026
SCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:
404media.co
We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 16/08/2026
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David DeWitt @daviddewitt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Haitians living in Springfield, Ohio are being required to wear ankle monitors and turn their passports over to United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/08/14/h...
ohiocapitaljournal.com
Haitians in Springfield are required to report to Ohio's ICE offices and wear ankle monitors • Ohio Capital Journal
Haitians living in Springfield, Ohio are being required to wear ankle monitors and turn their passports over to United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 08/08/2026
someone has to have already made this joke
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 08/08/2026
my life is a movie where you can only have sex once a year
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 18/09/2025
The GenZ mind cannot comprehend the I Dream of Jeannie/Bewitched Power Hour. An entire ½hr of Veteran & Submissive Magic Wife Who Leaves When Your Friends Show Up followed by Salaryman & Mischievous Magic Wife Whose Mother Never Leaves These were The Two Lifestyles. And we used to masturbate to it
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
what do you all think about the new trailer for the avengers movie
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 20/07/2026
Anthony Bourdain
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 19/07/2026
I would have written "and just what is your name anthony bourdain"
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
𝗚𝗮𝘆𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱 @gaygarfie… Mondays make me want to such a dick. 💬 771 🔄 19.8k 🤍 89.3k 𝗡𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗹 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘃𝗲𝘁𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗮 𝗔𝗹𝗲𝘅𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗵 🔵 @svetl… I write not the history of a war, but the history of feelings. I am a historian of the soul. 💬 1 🔄 1 🤍 4 | 𝗚𝗮𝘆𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱 @gaygarfie… ratio + odie ate my ass 💬 354 🔄 904 🤍 7.1k
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 16/07/2026
simultaneous orgasms call that union busting
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 13/07/2026
Sam Reid and Timothee Chalamet must have had their names switched at birth
sam reid looking French timothee Chalamet looking unfrench
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 13/07/2026
RIP Sam Neill, enjoy this video of his Buddha-like serenity during the first month of COVID lockdown
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 11/07/2026
this is going to be good for something I just don't know what yet
mamdani with his fingers stuck in a finger trap saying "So it's not like this anymore" standing next to lina khan
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Mary Harris @maryharris.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
In the last month or so I've read a lot about the "quieter" ICE surges that the new DHS secretary is trying to orchestrate. This is a good reminder that a quiet surge relies on silence
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
ICE murdered another person.
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 03/07/2026
this is the exact page she's reading lmao
zoomed in screenshot of the show p 113 of Rejection
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 03/07/2026
REJECTION cameo on the new ep of CAPE FEAR 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
all scenes are unnecessary in movies. there's no need for any scenes. everyone should just read the plot summary on wikipedia
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 24/06/2026
Comic by @pantspants.bsky.social

A disheveled man who has clearly just had the shit thoroughly kicked out of him is on the phone. His two adult sons are watching from behind. A speech bubble from the beaten man reads, “you kick my ass in front of my sons one more time and you’ll regret it, pal”
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Uzza @uzzamodea.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
So far I've only seen Rashida Tlaib take a stand. Andy Ngo gave a snarky reply and his minions are following it up w a ratio. FOX News reported her statement in shocked tones.
Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib tweets, "These sentences are a travesty and totally unjustified, but that's the point. Americans hate the fascist Trump regime, so the only way they can try to cling to power is brute force. NSPM-7 is a grave threat to all of us and more bullshit 'terrorism' charges like these are coming."
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 24/06/2026
oh yeah we're cooked
peak Boxxy was 2008-9
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 24/06/2026
the zoomers made another Boxxy... the recession is coming
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 13/06/2026
surprised I haven't seen any takes yet about Obsession as an allegory about AI / deepfakes
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 10/06/2026
humbly... bookshop.org/p/books/reje...
bookshop.org
Rejection: Fiction
Fiction
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 09/06/2026
this lady having to hit the 🗽
lady holding up her mic super high to interview wemby
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 08/06/2026
I will be charging $5 to kiss my death mask
my death maskcat sniffing my death mask
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 08/06/2026
"remastured" was right there
horror movie called WE GO ON. like come on
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Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Spotted in NYC
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The die-hard core of the American right is people who never leave their homes and have no intention of ever leaving them again. It's a coalition of the cartoonishly incurious, people who are terrified of their own shadow, and simple misanthropes.
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 04/06/2026
@raxkingisdead.bsky.social
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 04/06/2026
it's called an MFA
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 04/06/2026
they did something to the classic Lay's. less substantial, oddly fragile. the potato note is different. doesn't hit the same. just like with Smartfood. "new low price" yeah I bet. they think we're fucking idiots. they think we won't notice or we're too docile to do anything about it. are we??
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