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Tony Tulathimutte

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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 19/09/2026
William Carlos Williams if he slayed
Instagram photo of a tortoiseshell spoon next to an iced coffee, caption: 

u left u sunglasses at my house. I melted them down & made a spoon with which I now stir my iced coffee. forgive me
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 17/09/2026
hanging onto this for the day we need it
tweet draft that says "not beating the aellagations"
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 08/09/2026
minority report eye scanner thingy
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 22/08/2026
Magritte Qualley
magritte's La Modele Rouge (1935) a painting of boots that turn into feet 🤤
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 17/08/2026
TULA LIPA ⁉️
dua lipa on da beach with my book 🫪
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 16/08/2026
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 13/07/2026
Sam Reid and Timothee Chalamet must have had their names switched at birth
sam reid looking French timothee Chalamet looking unfrench
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 13/07/2026
RIP Sam Neill, enjoy this video of his Buddha-like serenity during the first month of COVID lockdown
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 11/07/2026
this is going to be good for something I just don't know what yet
mamdani with his fingers stuck in a finger trap saying "So it's not like this anymore" standing next to lina khan
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 03/07/2026
this is the exact page she's reading lmao
zoomed in screenshot of the show p 113 of Rejection
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 03/07/2026
REJECTION cameo on the new ep of CAPE FEAR 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 24/06/2026
oh yeah we're cooked
peak Boxxy was 2008-9
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 24/06/2026
the zoomers made another Boxxy... the recession is coming
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 09/06/2026
this lady having to hit the 🗽
lady holding up her mic super high to interview wemby
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 08/06/2026
I will be charging $5 to kiss my death mask
my death maskcat sniffing my death mask
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 08/06/2026
"remastured" was right there
horror movie called WE GO ON. like come on
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 04/06/2026
it's called an MFA
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 04/06/2026
they did something to the classic Lay's. less substantial, oddly fragile. the potato note is different. doesn't hit the same. just like with Smartfood. "new low price" yeah I bet. they think we're fucking idiots. they think we won't notice or we're too docile to do anything about it. are we??
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 26/05/2026
banged my side on the corner of a cabinet door now my shit looks like the eye of sauron
bruise lookin like da eye of sauron
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 13/05/2026
you could say he hit a lowe point hahah. he's pointing so you could say he hit a "lowe" point. his name is nick lowe by the way. when you think about how he's pointing and how his name is nick lowe, from that standpoint you could say "he hit a lowe point"
the cover of Nick Lowe's Labour of Lust, in which he is pointing, so in that regard one could say in equal sincerity and jest that he is indeed hitting a lowe point
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 08/05/2026
now why the heck is my alarm clock app sending me mature porn spam
it is as I said
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 08/05/2026
one time I got so bored at work I created Jill Biden's Wikipedia page
Jill Biden wiki page edit history w me on it
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 07/05/2026
iykyk
the regent from slay the spire 2. for those who do not know
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 09/04/2026
young AVGN look like middle aged David Foster Wallace
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 04/04/2026
did they fucking put Country Girls Make Do in Attack on Titan
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 22/03/2026
we need less STAN culture... and more underSTANd culture #smart
intellectual vegeta in front of a wall of books wearing a pinky ring
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 09/02/2026
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 09/02/2026
WaPo reductions to affect 75% of the slogan
slogan is just the word "dies"
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 09/02/2026
today is the only day you can say "today is the 10th anniversary of Private Citizens"
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 09/02/2026
Meowth laboriously taught himself to speak human language and walk on two legs to impress a girl Meowth but it only repulsed her. he thought getting rich and usurping his former boss would work but she ends up with the boss. assimilationist parable
Meowth trying to impress Meowzie
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 22/01/2026
da dress
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 13/01/2026
I bet this guy went to parties and his friends would be like "cmon man do the face"
peter hujar showing a guy having fun
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 30/12/2025
u guessed it... Bangkok
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 30/12/2025
bangkok
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 30/12/2025
surely they could've found a better name than Simplex
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 30/12/2025
Bangkok 2024
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 30/12/2025
can't remember
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 29/12/2025
just realized what this reminded me of
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 29/12/2025
steampunk bar in Sweden
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 29/12/2025
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 29/12/2025
I've been waiting my whole life for this prompt
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 28/12/2025
omg
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 12/12/2025
why is piggyback trending
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 30/11/2025
I also want to get into Linux am I stupid 🥺
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 31/10/2025
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 23/10/2025
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 23/10/2025
cuomo was doing a lot of this
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 06/09/2025
🎵 all we know is that we don't know how it's gonna be please brother let it be, life on the other hand won't make you understand,
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 09/08/2025
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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 02/08/2025
it's good!! doesn't suffer from reboot lore-bloat or nostalgia tripping, great theater movie, 85 mins, bless
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