tonnydourado @tonnydourado.bsky.social · 6hWe have quite different reading habits, lol myninebooks.com/g/eb1b02a48b06 021
Reposted by tonnydouradoLuh ♡ @luhsouff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026dó eu tenho do cachorro que tem quatro sovaco e a gente mete o termômetro no cu dele, de influencer caindo na choradeira pelo fim das bets eu quero mais é q se foda 221808607
tonnydourado @tonnydourado.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I feel attacked, went to London and literally had in my list trying nando's and greggs 000
Reposted by tonnydouradosarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow 21488341166
Reposted by tonnydouradodan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112642548
Reposted by tonnydouradomattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky 111732352
Reposted by tonnydouradoZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I believe I have discovered the first theodicy that works 1916818
Reposted by tonnydouradoTum @sariumtumtum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026hj faz um ano que um pm me arrastou pra fora da escola e me prendeu por eu ter pedido cuidado na abordagem q faziam com 3 armas apontadas pra um grupo de crianças e adolescentes. 10373153
Reposted by tonnydouradoAna @anatelhado.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Vídeo MUITO BOM da campanha do Lula. 7713226
Reposted by tonnydouradoFrançois True-Faux @noonechomsky.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Vengo a empeñar mi madre 2535137
Reposted by tonnydouradoPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this. 15233970516106
Reposted by tonnydouradoCuducos @cuducos.me · 05/09/2026Votem aqui 👇bsky38.com38 Most Influential Bluesky Posters of 2026Vote for the 38 most influential Bluesky posters of 2026. 031
Reposted by tonnydouradoCuducos @cuducos.me · 05/09/2026Bora que mais meia dúzia de votos* e @moara.bsky.social pega pódio ——— * Apuração feita pelo IMR 151
tonnydourado @tonnydourado.bsky.social · 02/09/2026- não come essa comida não ela é hiperbárica - hipercalórica? - não, hiperbárica de pressão mesmo - *morre de síndrome descompressiva* 010
Reposted by tonnydouradoOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It’s the 39th anniversary of this splendid Far Side cartoon. Why, though, has it been signed by Jane Goodall...? 🧵 6552137
Reposted by tonnydouradoJoe Fabisevich @mergesort.me · 25/08/2026Oh no, I am apparently too woke to use Omarchy. That sucks, I was really looking forward to using an OS made by the guy who isn't allowed to use Claude because his blog posts are too racist. 1618
Reposted by tonnydouradoMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words. 568197973682
tonnydourado @tonnydourado.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Although I might object to the adjective, I could use the help 000
Reposted by tonnydouradoThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026Antichrist Rolls Eyes Throughout Peter Thiel Lecture theonion.com/antichrist-rolls-eyes-… 202325357
tonnydourado @tonnydourado.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I didn't watch the series nor read the book (haven't been in the right state of mind for that kind of thing for A WHILE), but isn't this kinda like the beginning of Handmaid's Tale? 121
tonnydourado @tonnydourado.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Simplificando, "É necessário acabar com [...]a PM[...]" 000
Reposted by tonnydouradoKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/08/2026I am absolutely thrilled to present to you: How to Build a Universe (Theoretically Speaking) available for pre-order now, wherever you buy your books! www.simonandschuster.ca/books/How-to... 1713289749
tonnydourado @tonnydourado.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Goddammit, candyman, couldn't you let her finish the thread? 010
Reposted by tonnydouradoJohn C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 07/08/2026"are there any bad @stephencollins.bsky.social cartoons?" No, of course not, I've been laughing at this one for three minutes 211382404
Reposted by tonnydouradoJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Jim Henson didn’t muppeteer a tiny green frog that was singing and playing the banjo, with rubber gloves while totally submerged underwater in a airtight aluminum tank just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”. 38107503740
tonnydourado @tonnydourado.bsky.social · 03/08/2026spam microplastic Asian long-horned beetle fat-finger effed 100
tonnydourado @tonnydourado.bsky.social · 30/07/2026So, Glen Hansard dies in a motorcycle accident, but Bolsonaro is stabbed and survives, Trump is shot at and survives, and you wanna tell me there is a god? Fuck off. 010
Reposted by tonnydouradoal'ein @piratariaonline.bsky.social · 28/07/2026o site assim "não se preocupe, o fio do cavalo-cachorro está em circulação, leia ele que vc se sentirá melhor" e o Marcelo "mas doutor" 523552
Reposted by tonnydouradoNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b 7778532571
Reposted by tonnydouradoAna C. de Celeste @ana-bsky-1985.bsky.social · 28/07/2026É UM CAVALO, MARCELO 592136273
Reposted by tonnydouradoTom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I will be signing at The ARC festival this Sunday from 1-2pm at the @goshcomics.bsky.social table. @arcfestivallondon.bsky.social is an exciting, new, free comics festival in London on the 11th and 12th of July. Come along! www.arc-london.uk 151049274
tonnydourado @tonnydourado.bsky.social · 04/07/2026A pobreza de uma língua sem Raquel de Queiroz. Chega a dar pena. 000
Reposted by tonnydouradoERIKA HILTON @erikahilton.bsky.social · 02/07/2026🏳️🌈 PROTEJAM A URNA VIADA! O Republicanos, partido do governador Tarcísio de Freitas e da senadora Damares Alves, entrou na Justiça pra derrubar o… Votinho. O Votinho é o mascote da organização Vote LGBT que foi instalado na Paulista pra incentivar o voto da nossa comunidade. +👇🏽 302281554
Reposted by tonnydouradoTom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 21/06/2026My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com 91114275
tonnydourado @tonnydourado.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Jurídico falou que não posso postar o comentário que pensei, então usem a imaginação de vcs. 000
tonnydourado @tonnydourado.bsky.social · 31/05/2026A minha mente acabou de emitir a frase "vamos go", preciso de uma semana de detox ouvindo só MPB pra resetar meu dicionário interno 000
tonnydourado @tonnydourado.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I must confess I started a bit "Yeah, I know you know that" but quickly got "ok, this is kinda scary" 100
Reposted by tonnydouradoO último blog de música vivo @hominiscanidae.bsky.social · 01/05/20261° de maio, dia do trabalhador e de luta por direitos... ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽 Arte de @laertecoutinho.bsky.social. 31084323
tonnydourado @tonnydourado.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Am I just dumb or is the combination of CSS animations plus browser dev tools highlighting really funny? I've been chuckling to myself for like, several minutes now 000
Reposted by tonnydouradocinnamon 🐇 🏳️⚧️ @plushie.holdings · 12/04/2026this is so sick???? github.com/astral-sh/uv/blob/8ae8cc3/crates/uv-pep440/src/version.rs#L1064-L1137github.com 2354
tonnydourado @tonnydourado.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Some opensource people love to shit on Firefox for selling out to advertisers and shoving AI bullshit in the browser, and they have a point, but the new tab split view thingy is actually pretty cool, I immediately found uses for it, so, credit where it's due 110
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