Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"The Bank of England was set up by Tony Blair" It's easy to forget that Tony Blair had been in power since 1694 when the Bank of England was founded. Good job Brain of Britain Liz Truss is here to remind us. 2381822480
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026 1131535466
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...glasgowlive.co.ukBurst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on pathThe issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens. 13929211
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 23/09/2026via The Unheard Majority 161098412
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026He can't raise the retirement age without Congress. Vote. 15439521336
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Charlotte Church “While he has made millions and has an enormous platform and could do real good in the world. He chose consumerism and capitalism over doing the right thing. Ed Sheeran, we’re watching you. Free Palestine.” 422651
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social · 21/09/2026 05326
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I printed this and posted it above my desk. I'd change only the last line to "I am the FUCK YOUR FEELINGS - EVERYONE'S RIGHTS ARE ON THE LINE left". 21368382454
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️archivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026On this day in 1970, Scooby Doo, Where Are You! began airing on BBC1 (it debuted on the CBS network in America just over a year earlier - on the 13th of September 1969). 44813
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Do BBC news work for Reform?" via Harry Eccles 742030806
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Bernie's Correct....... 14717
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️The Guardian @theguardian.com · 15/09/2026‘The cauldron was already bubbling …’ Green Lung, Druidess and the return of folk horror to British heavy metaltheguardian.com‘The cauldron was already bubbling …’ Green Lung, Druidess and the return of folk horror to British heavy metalPlaying a sound rooted in 80s bands such as Witchfinder General and Pagan Altar, metal bands are once again gravitating towards dark folklore – but in a ‘Glastonbury crystal shop’ kind of way 313510
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Angela Rayner, "Nigel Farage's sugar daddies made their money in crypto, but there's nothing cryptic about their motives... A Reform gov will act in their interest, not the public's interest" "If Farage will do you a cameo for £70, just ask yourself what he'd do for £70 million" 19471134
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Susan @naurielsjh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Notice how often we say this and not a single person has been sued? Hmm.. 291106643630
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Those iconic L.A. steps now (with a bit of then). LAUREL AND HARDY THE MUSIC BOX (1932) 602658271
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. The dark 2. The London underground. 3. School dinner ladies. Huge, unsympathetic women who looked like Oseidons (Dr who, look them up) and made you eat "tubes" and tapioca 4. The downstairs toilet in the church hall. Like something from HP Lovecraft 000
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"Women are TOO EMOTIONAL to be president!!!!!" 1508237917019
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 10/09/2026via We Demand UK 20544169
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“The trouble with you, Spode, is that just because you have succeeded in inducing a handful of half-wits to disfigure the London scene by going about in black shorts, you think you’re someone. You hear them shouting “Heil, Spode!” and you imagine it is the Voice of the People.” Bertie Wooster 2103239824
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 09/09/2026 22413
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The RNLI’s volunteers head out in any conditions. They don’t question who. They save strangers at sea. People, helping people. Your Christmas shop can help support people who’ll drop everything to save people. shop.rnli.orgshop.rnli.orgRNLI Shop | Lifesaving GiftsWe have the perfect lifesaving gifts for you and your crew. Order them online at shop.RNLI.org and help us to save lives for another 200 years. 12596262
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026What we are going for is a subtle blend of Starship Troopers, The Empire Strikes Back and the SS. 110
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/09/2026I haven’t been indicted yet. 331108233177
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 05/09/2026 14610
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Just Stop Oil planned to block a road, they got 21 years. Far Right masked thugs actually blocked roads. Not one arrest, nothing. 39985434
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️RandyResists2025💙🔵 @resist2025.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Gaslighting Republicans have been ‘rigging’ elections for decades. 661388510
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Dix Broussard @mamacocodrie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Donald trump is a pedophile. He is a known serial rapist. 222915280
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:channel4news.substack.comExclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donationsUndercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 46894583992
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026 “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.” Matthew 6:5-6 1289144514115
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Ten Acre Books @tenacrebooks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026We've just received @0tralala.bsky.social's manuscript for Written by Terrance Dicks, the first authorised biogrography of the longtime Doctor Who writer and script editor… and it's brilliant. Look out for updates on the book in the coming months. 316840
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Steven Goldsmith 🦋 @stevengoldsmith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Think about this…read it again….and think about it. 1913077971
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️archivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Top of the Pops (30th August 1979). The Stranglers hold the number 25 spot with Duchess. 0293
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Séamas Aloysius @seamusaloysius.bsky.social · 30/08/2026An image drawn 36,000 years ago in Spain's Altamira Cave, probably drawn by Cro-Magnons. 22691119
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Evil wears a suit, it sits behind a desk and decides that million or billions of people need to suffer and die, and the entire planet needs to be destroyed so they can have more outrageous profits they haven't earned and don't need. 419045
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Emma Goldman said this 130 years ago. Then was jailed in the USA for over a year for saying "Ask for work, ask for bread, then take bread." Because they claimed she was trying to start a riot. Nothing has change since. 7454186
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️RobzieNC🫘🏳️🌈🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸🥎🥁🎸🤿🎣🏕🐕🐈🐴🐔✌️ @robzienc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I won't post his original, because it was bullshit. Fixed it,tho. #FuckTrump 31849418
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Wait That's Interesting @waitinteresting.bsky.social · 28/08/2026In Turkey, an elderly man who shines shoes for a living is visited each morning by a cat that comes for its daily brushing 503555523
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This is incredibly amazing 💙👇 19473651366
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Verypete Lambert @quiteamess.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Watched this just last week, it's real 'palate cleanser' as they say now. 0122
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️General Witchfinders - The British Horror Podcast and Zine @generalwitch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026WIN 1 OF 3 BUNDLES OF 10 BRITISH LIBRARY TALES OF THE WEIRD BOOKS! We’ve teamed up with the British Library for a huge Halloween giveaway. Please re-post – the more entries, the more promos we can run! Enter here: tinyurl.com/GW-W3ird UK only. Ends 31 Oct. Good luck! 35547
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Aunt Patty @auntpatty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton receives COVID-19 vaccine she helped develop share.google/HH5x4T7lLDI8...share.googleDolly Parton receives COVID-19 vaccine she helped developCountry music icon Dolly Parton, who donated $1 million to help develop a vaccine for COVID-19, has received a vaccination. She also urged others to get vaccinated by singing a modified version of her... 0154
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️KitKat 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇫🇷🇦🇺🇪🇺🇨🇦🇺🇦 @uk501.bsky.social · 25/08/2026 041