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@tomprisoner.bsky.social
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"Never be cruel, never be cowardly, and never ever eat pears!” “Remember, hate is always foolish, but love is always wise” “Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind."

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"The Bank of England was set up by Tony Blair" It's easy to forget that Tony Blair had been in power since 1694 when the Bank of England was founded. Good job Brain of Britain Liz Truss is here to remind us.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...
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Burst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on path
The issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens.
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
via The Unheard Majority
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026
He can't raise the retirement age without Congress. Vote.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Charlotte Church “While he has made millions and has an enormous platform and could do real good in the world. He chose consumerism and capitalism over doing the right thing. Ed Sheeran, we’re watching you. Free Palestine.”
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CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Relaxing
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I printed this and posted it above my desk. I'd change only the last line to "I am the FUCK YOUR FEELINGS - EVERYONE'S RIGHTS ARE ON THE LINE left".
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archivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
On this day in 1970, Scooby Doo, Where Are You! began airing on BBC1 (it debuted on the CBS network in America just over a year earlier - on the 13th of September 1969).
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Do BBC news work for Reform?" via Harry Eccles
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bernie's Correct.......
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 15/09/2026
‘The cauldron was already bubbling …’ Green Lung, Druidess and the return of folk horror to British heavy metal
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‘The cauldron was already bubbling …’ Green Lung, Druidess and the return of folk horror to British heavy metal
Playing a sound rooted in 80s bands such as Witchfinder General and Pagan Altar, metal bands are once again gravitating towards dark folklore – but in a ‘Glastonbury crystal shop’ kind of way
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Angela Rayner, "Nigel Farage's sugar daddies made their money in crypto, but there's nothing cryptic about their motives... A Reform gov will act in their interest, not the public's interest" "If Farage will do you a cameo for £70, just ask yourself what he'd do for £70 million"
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Susan @naurielsjh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Notice how often we say this and not a single person has been sued? Hmm..
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Those iconic L.A. steps now (with a bit of then). LAUREL AND HARDY THE MUSIC BOX (1932)
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Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. The dark 2. The London underground. 3. School dinner ladies. Huge, unsympathetic women who looked like Oseidons (Dr who, look them up) and made you eat "tubes" and tapioca 4. The downstairs toilet in the church hall. Like something from HP Lovecraft
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Women are TOO EMOTIONAL to be president!!!!!"
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
via We Demand UK
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“The trouble with you, Spode, is that just because you have succeeded in inducing a handful of half-wits to disfigure the London scene by going about in black shorts, you think you’re someone. You hear them shouting “Heil, Spode!” and you imagine it is the Voice of the People.” Bertie Wooster
Daniel Thomas and his Black Shorts in London today.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The RNLI’s volunteers head out in any conditions. They don’t question who. They save strangers at sea. People, helping people. Your Christmas shop can help support people who’ll drop everything to save people. shop.rnli.org
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RNLI Shop | Lifesaving Gifts
We have the perfect lifesaving gifts for you and your crew. Order them online at shop.RNLI.org and help us to save lives for another 200 years.
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What we are going for is a subtle blend of Starship Troopers, The Empire Strikes Back and the SS.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/09/2026
I haven’t been indicted yet.
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Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Diseased tower of tripe in suit and wigCaptain Mainwaring wearing wig
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just Stop Oil planned to block a road, they got 21 years. Far Right masked thugs actually blocked roads. Not one arrest, nothing.
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RandyResists2025💙🔵 @resist2025.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gaslighting Republicans have been ‘rigging’ elections for decades.
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Dix Broussard @mamacocodrie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Donald trump is a pedophile. He is a known serial rapist.
Mike Johnson has no spine.
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Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
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Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.” Matthew 6:5-6
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Ten Acre Books @tenacrebooks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We've just received @0tralala.bsky.social's manuscript for Written by Terrance Dicks, the first authorised biogrography of the longtime Doctor Who writer and script editor… and it's brilliant. Look out for updates on the book in the coming months.
Terrance Dicks. The guv'nor.
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Steven Goldsmith 🦋 @stevengoldsmith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Think about this…read it again….and think about it.
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archivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Top of the Pops (30th August 1979). The Stranglers hold the number 25 spot with Duchess.
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Séamas Aloysius @seamusaloysius.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
An image drawn 36,000 years ago in Spain's Altamira Cave, probably drawn by Cro-Magnons.
An image drawn 36,000 years ago in Spain's Altamira Cave, probably drawn by Cro-Magnons.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Evil wears a suit, it sits behind a desk and decides that million or billions of people need to suffer and die, and the entire planet needs to be destroyed so they can have more outrageous profits they haven't earned and don't need.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Emma Goldman said this 130 years ago. Then was jailed in the USA for over a year for saying "Ask for work, ask for bread, then take bread." Because they claimed she was trying to start a riot. Nothing has change since.
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503 error?
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RobzieNC🫘🏳️‍🌈🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸🥎🥁🎸🤿🎣🏕🐕🐈🐴🐔✌️ @robzienc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I won't post his original, because it was bullshit. Fixed it,tho. #FuckTrump
List of presidents not in the Epstien Files
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Wait That's Interesting @waitinteresting.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In Turkey, an elderly man who shines shoes for a living is visited each morning by a cat that comes for its daily brushing
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is incredibly amazing 💙👇
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Gayle @gskh1237.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Verypete Lambert @quiteamess.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Watched this just last week, it's real 'palate cleanser' as they say now.
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General Witchfinders - The British Horror Podcast and Zine @generalwitch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
WIN 1 OF 3 BUNDLES OF 10 BRITISH LIBRARY TALES OF THE WEIRD BOOKS! We’ve teamed up with the British Library for a huge Halloween giveaway. Please re-post – the more entries, the more promos we can run! Enter here: tinyurl.com/GW-W3ird UK only. Ends 31 Oct. Good luck!
Promotional graphic for a book giveaway set against a purple background. Large bold text in the centre reads "WIN TEN TALES OF THE WEIRD BOOKS", with "WIN" and "BOOKS" in white, "TEN" in neon green, and "TALES OF THE WEIRD" in yellow.

Ten paperbacks from the British Library Tales of the Weird collection frame the text, displayed in two rows of five with colourful illustrated covers:

Top row: Circles of Stone (blue), Cornish Horrors (teal), Into the London Fog (yellow), The Platform Edge (pink), and Summoned to the Séance (orange).

Bottom row: Spectral Sounds (purple), Phantoms of Kernow (cyan), Return of the Ancients (yellow), Medusa (green), and Eerie East Anglia (teal).
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Aunt Patty @auntpatty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton receives COVID-19 vaccine she helped develop share.google/HH5x4T7lLDI8...
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Dolly Parton receives COVID-19 vaccine she helped develop
Country music icon Dolly Parton, who donated $1 million to help develop a vaccine for COVID-19, has received a vaccination. She also urged others to get vaccinated by singing a modified version of her...
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/08/2026
Someone in a big blonde wig with a big heart on their chest handing out books to kids with the words “always be more Dolly”
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KitKat 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇫🇷🇦🇺🇪🇺🇨🇦🇺🇦 @uk501.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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