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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️

@tomprisoner.bsky.social
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"Never be cruel, never be cowardly, and never ever eat pears!” “Remember, hate is always foolish, but love is always wise” “Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind."

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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 2h
New Depeche Mode album looking good
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cocked up my antidepressants prescription and ran out by mistake. Took about nine days to get the mads. By day 5 I was in a constant state of apoplectic, apocalyptic bone deep rage. My head felt like a pressure cooker. Better now- the drugs DO work. Note to self- do not let this happen again 🤯
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I doubt he can spell IQ.
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🦋🐕‍🦺🌺LadyWillow💚🐾🦋 @ladywillow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.threads.com/share/BANePk...
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Being "right" but never being in power? Smug virtue signalling? Inability to see the wood for the trees? Yup, it's got their sticky fingerprints all over it.
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Er...From Dusk til Dawn has entered the conversation
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Where's the well regulated militia when you need it? 🤷‍♂️
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sounds a fair assessment to me. I'm not reading it. I thought about it, then realised I don't give a fuck about it.
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm waiting for her to decide to deport herself. It's the obvious destination of her truly demented "reasoning."
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It baffles me. There appears to be no element of skill. It's not as if the traitors are tasked with deliberately sabotaging the tasks, so there's nothing for anyone to bae their "suspicions" on. It's just lucky/ unlucky guesses based on prejudice. Waste of the licence fee. A reality Mrs browns boys.
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Appropriate year
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He does not remember the 70s at all. He was born in 1984. (Fittingly)
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Peter Anghelides @anghelides.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is what you get when you try to channel the entire output of the National Power Complex through one transistor without reversing the polarity.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Avg GDP growth 1945-79: 2.8% Since then: 1.6% And this apparently "broken, economically stagnant" basket case kept its AAA status right through the Winter of Discontent We lost it under Cameron, and it fell again under May, then Johnson, and then Truss: i.e. the whole time Clarke was in govt
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Night of the Demon School for Scoundrels Withnail and I Quatermass and the Pit The Devil Rides Out.
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cry Fuck for Harry, England and Saint fucking George
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lauren Boebert was eating at least some of the cats.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"The Bank of England was set up by Tony Blair" It's easy to forget that Tony Blair had been in power since 1694 when the Bank of England was founded. Good job Brain of Britain Liz Truss is here to remind us.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...
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Burst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on path
The issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens.
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That eight years took me from eight to sixteen. That's a huge jump. Jodie til now? 51 to 59. That's a snap of Tom's fingers.
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Valued at. Not worth. He's worthless And just because numbers on a screen value him at some ludicrous amount won't change that.
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's not how you spell "prison"
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
via The Unheard Majority
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026
He can't raise the retirement age without Congress. Vote.
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did he pull it off?
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have a list. Like Arya Stark. I recite it every night. It's getting longer.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Charlotte Church “While he has made millions and has an enormous platform and could do real good in the world. He chose consumerism and capitalism over doing the right thing. Ed Sheeran, we’re watching you. Free Palestine.”
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CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me getting home from dropping mine off too. It gets easier. Not much easier.
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Relaxing
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oasis reformed for a tour. We know, already.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I printed this and posted it above my desk. I'd change only the last line to "I am the FUCK YOUR FEELINGS - EVERYONE'S RIGHTS ARE ON THE LINE left".
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The stupid, it burns.
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archivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
On this day in 1970, Scooby Doo, Where Are You! began airing on BBC1 (it debuted on the CBS network in America just over a year earlier - on the 13th of September 1969).
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Do BBC news work for Reform?" via Harry Eccles
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bernie's Correct.......
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It is. I was first drawn to them by the artwork for "This Heathen Land." It was great that the music matches the art
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 15/09/2026
‘The cauldron was already bubbling …’ Green Lung, Druidess and the return of folk horror to British heavy metal
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‘The cauldron was already bubbling …’ Green Lung, Druidess and the return of folk horror to British heavy metal
Playing a sound rooted in 80s bands such as Witchfinder General and Pagan Altar, metal bands are once again gravitating towards dark folklore – but in a ‘Glastonbury crystal shop’ kind of way
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Angela Rayner, "Nigel Farage's sugar daddies made their money in crypto, but there's nothing cryptic about their motives... A Reform gov will act in their interest, not the public's interest" "If Farage will do you a cameo for £70, just ask yourself what he'd do for £70 million"
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Susan @naurielsjh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Notice how often we say this and not a single person has been sued? Hmm..
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Those iconic L.A. steps now (with a bit of then). LAUREL AND HARDY THE MUSIC BOX (1932)
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Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. The dark 2. The London underground. 3. School dinner ladies. Huge, unsympathetic women who looked like Oseidons (Dr who, look them up) and made you eat "tubes" and tapioca 4. The downstairs toilet in the church hall. Like something from HP Lovecraft
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. The dark 2. The London underground. 3. School dinner ladies. Huge, unsympathetic women who looked like Oseidons (Dr who, look them up) and made you eat "tubes" and tapioca 4. The downstairs toilet in the church hall. Like something from HP Lovecraft
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Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have been there. However, I have absolutely no memory of the visit at all.
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Women are TOO EMOTIONAL to be president!!!!!"
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
via We Demand UK
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