Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 2hNew Depeche Mode album looking good 010
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Cocked up my antidepressants prescription and ran out by mistake. Took about nine days to get the mads. By day 5 I was in a constant state of apoplectic, apocalyptic bone deep rage. My head felt like a pressure cooker. Better now- the drugs DO work. Note to self- do not let this happen again 🤯 010
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️🦋🐕🦺🌺LadyWillow💚🐾🦋 @ladywillow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026www.threads.com/share/BANePk... 253140683183
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Being "right" but never being in power? Smug virtue signalling? Inability to see the wood for the trees? Yup, it's got their sticky fingerprints all over it. 080
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Er...From Dusk til Dawn has entered the conversation 101
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Where's the well regulated militia when you need it? 🤷♂️ 041
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sounds a fair assessment to me. I'm not reading it. I thought about it, then realised I don't give a fuck about it. 1191
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm waiting for her to decide to deport herself. It's the obvious destination of her truly demented "reasoning." 000
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It baffles me. There appears to be no element of skill. It's not as if the traitors are tasked with deliberately sabotaging the tasks, so there's nothing for anyone to bae their "suspicions" on. It's just lucky/ unlucky guesses based on prejudice. Waste of the licence fee. A reality Mrs browns boys. 010
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He does not remember the 70s at all. He was born in 1984. (Fittingly) 010
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Peter Anghelides @anghelides.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is what you get when you try to channel the entire output of the National Power Complex through one transistor without reversing the polarity. 0121
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Avg GDP growth 1945-79: 2.8% Since then: 1.6% And this apparently "broken, economically stagnant" basket case kept its AAA status right through the Winter of Discontent We lost it under Cameron, and it fell again under May, then Johnson, and then Truss: i.e. the whole time Clarke was in govt 52637210
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Night of the Demon School for Scoundrels Withnail and I Quatermass and the Pit The Devil Rides Out. 111
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Cry Fuck for Harry, England and Saint fucking George 000
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Lauren Boebert was eating at least some of the cats. 020
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"The Bank of England was set up by Tony Blair" It's easy to forget that Tony Blair had been in power since 1694 when the Bank of England was founded. Good job Brain of Britain Liz Truss is here to remind us. 2381822480
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026 1141534468
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...glasgowlive.co.ukBurst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on pathThe issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens. 14934213
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That eight years took me from eight to sixteen. That's a huge jump. Jodie til now? 51 to 59. That's a snap of Tom's fingers. 120
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Valued at. Not worth. He's worthless And just because numbers on a screen value him at some ludicrous amount won't change that. 000
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That's not how you spell "prison" 000
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 23/09/2026via The Unheard Majority 161098412
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026He can't raise the retirement age without Congress. Vote. 15439501337
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I have a list. Like Arya Stark. I recite it every night. It's getting longer. 010
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Charlotte Church “While he has made millions and has an enormous platform and could do real good in the world. He chose consumerism and capitalism over doing the right thing. Ed Sheeran, we’re watching you. Free Palestine.” 422651
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social · 21/09/2026 05326
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Me getting home from dropping mine off too. It gets easier. Not much easier. 010
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oasis reformed for a tour. We know, already. 070
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I printed this and posted it above my desk. I'd change only the last line to "I am the FUCK YOUR FEELINGS - EVERYONE'S RIGHTS ARE ON THE LINE left". 21368392454
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️archivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026On this day in 1970, Scooby Doo, Where Are You! began airing on BBC1 (it debuted on the CBS network in America just over a year earlier - on the 13th of September 1969). 44813
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Do BBC news work for Reform?" via Harry Eccles 742028806
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Bernie's Correct....... 14617
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It is. I was first drawn to them by the artwork for "This Heathen Land." It was great that the music matches the art 010
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️The Guardian @theguardian.com · 15/09/2026‘The cauldron was already bubbling …’ Green Lung, Druidess and the return of folk horror to British heavy metaltheguardian.com‘The cauldron was already bubbling …’ Green Lung, Druidess and the return of folk horror to British heavy metalPlaying a sound rooted in 80s bands such as Witchfinder General and Pagan Altar, metal bands are once again gravitating towards dark folklore – but in a ‘Glastonbury crystal shop’ kind of way 313510
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Angela Rayner, "Nigel Farage's sugar daddies made their money in crypto, but there's nothing cryptic about their motives... A Reform gov will act in their interest, not the public's interest" "If Farage will do you a cameo for £70, just ask yourself what he'd do for £70 million" 19471134
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Susan @naurielsjh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Notice how often we say this and not a single person has been sued? Hmm.. 291106593631
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Those iconic L.A. steps now (with a bit of then). LAUREL AND HARDY THE MUSIC BOX (1932) 602660270
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. The dark 2. The London underground. 3. School dinner ladies. Huge, unsympathetic women who looked like Oseidons (Dr who, look them up) and made you eat "tubes" and tapioca 4. The downstairs toilet in the church hall. Like something from HP Lovecraft 000
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. The dark 2. The London underground. 3. School dinner ladies. Huge, unsympathetic women who looked like Oseidons (Dr who, look them up) and made you eat "tubes" and tapioca 4. The downstairs toilet in the church hall. Like something from HP Lovecraft 000
Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️ @tomprisoner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I have been there. However, I have absolutely no memory of the visit at all. 320
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"Women are TOO EMOTIONAL to be president!!!!!" 1518240587127
Reposted by Simon Porter 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇵🇸🍺☠️Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 10/09/2026via We Demand UK 20544169