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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 11/10/2026

the next 1st and goal from the 1 was even worse somehow, an absolute work of art

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 10/10/2026

oh hell yeah he's gonna end up taking that record away from Braylon Edwards? nice bonus

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 10/10/2026

when I watched this live my first thought was if Nebraska had enough players on the field

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 09/10/2026

Ivan Provorov....you are off my shit list entirely. Good for you

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 03/10/2026

I am willing to go on a limb and say a defense should maybe keep more than 0 dudes within 5 yards of Jeremiah Smith

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 03/10/2026

I wonder if I could start a PAC that raised money to buy all the airtime in battleground states and then just show blank test screens I guess I wouldn't need a PAC? But I'd want the credit and need donations

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 03/10/2026

nice way to start the afternoon

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 26/09/2026

Ferentz deserves that miss, what a weak ass decision lol

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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026

I think it is very important that Big Balls, personally, goes to jail there are a lot of young goons who think they are invincible and it is important to make it clear that they are not

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 24/09/2026

I have never done the virtual buzzer click harder and more passionately than for every one of these, before the question is even fully read!

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 15/09/2026

*whispers* Justin Fields would do better than Mahomes based on what their offense is doing

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 13/09/2026

been saying this for years, that he's a butthole clencher dude just doesn't deal well with pressure, not that it's generally important when you out-talent teams like we do but it shows up on the margins don't think it's a coincidence that the '24 team had Chip Kelly whispering in his ear and won

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 13/09/2026

The thing i worry the most about is that this is the thing we are the most elite in the nation at, squandering opportunities

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 13/09/2026

I am simultaneously extremely annoyed but also know this does absolutely nothing to the playoff hunt

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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

every one of you who wasn't alive for the 2000 election, this is exactly what it was like

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 06/09/2026

someone screenshot them rushing the field for beating a directional michigan team lol

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 28/08/2026

suck it California score one for Ohio in the weather department! that makes the score Ohio 1, California 926,761,926,917^33

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 26/08/2026

it's not all breaking news, man

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 26/08/2026

*squints* a Drummond? In Oklahoma?

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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

An update from the proprietor of lsufootball.net/tvschedule.htm

Through with home construction / renovation, should allow me to do more regular updates.

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 16/08/2026

way better fight than I thought it'd be - Islam 3-2 or 4-1 but Garry was better than i remember

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 16/08/2026

thought there was no way Robertson would last past R3 there

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 04/08/2026

Old grand dad bourbon, the cheap stuff won a blind tasting competition that included Blanton's and high end Jack Beefeater gin troll answer: natty light is the best beer on the planet imo

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

male loneliness epidemic is here to stay

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 26/07/2026

IS THAT HOW TRAILS IN THE SKY 1 ENDS?!?!

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 24/07/2026

did I get adjusted to skunk did my fat idiot Frenchie actually learn how to attack a skunk without taking a direct hit have I given up on life who knows but roll that counter back to 0 days since dogs last sprayed by skunk (last year it was August 11)

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 22/07/2026

not sure why heritage foundation sent me a poll but they're about to get some very interesting answers back

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 19/07/2026

Ko got robbed, JPL didn't do enough with his takedown imo

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 16/07/2026

Joseph Dog-Butthole-Thermometer

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 14/07/2026

people would actually die very for real they would! (he's a doctor)

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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

fatality www.instagram.com/p/DasR6g-lZB...

Just woke up to find out Lindsey Graham is dead?? lol??? Most of you know him as the homophobic senator from South Carolina but to me he will always be the man who paid a twinky pre-transition college student ( ) a fat
stack of cash to do unspeakable things to him in a hotel room while he wore red lingerie

It is a canon trans event to have far right freaks bankrolling you & then turning around and voting against you. People loooooove to judge us for it but I never see them opening their wallets!!! Shoutout to s*x workers everywhere forced to humanize their enemies just to make rent.

It is an absolute mindfvck too me that one of the reasons I have any semblance of financial security (& a lack of student loans) is because of this man.

At the time I had no idea who he was, and I only figured it out because another group of twinks leaked Lady G to the media. Some queers tried to grandstand critique this, saying we shouldn't "out" people. I believe bigots with power deserve no peace or privacy, especially when they hold public office. I'm glad they did it. Icons, forever.

Anyway, if you've ever enjoyed what I do on the internet know that it is in part because of Lindsey's generous donation over a decade ago. If I've ever sent you $ for something know that was kickstarted by the now deceased sissy senator from South Carolina.

Lindsey, rest in hell for what you did to our community.

I will continue to love queer and trans people harder than you ever hated us. You loved every second of our time together and now everyone knows

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 12/07/2026

ok Gable Stevenson looked great, sure not exactly good competition but whoo

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 11/07/2026

if you asked me what trivial thing in the future I would bet my retirement on, it is "Erling Haaland ends his career in MLS" man is having the time of his life here

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 10/07/2026

Just found one of the Bored Apes trying to go through my trash. I called animal control and I assume it's dead. I hope so, at least. It seemed in terrible pain

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 09/07/2026

living makes it hard but there is clearly a theme Piers Anthony Steven Erikson Terry Brooks GRRM Stephen King based on the others probably easy to guess which King books

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 09/07/2026

not exactly the point but the people i want governing me are people who, upon being told stuff like this, would tell whoever told it to them to go fuck themselves if your first thought isn't "these idiots are insane/trying to grift me" you're not fit to govern

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 07/07/2026

is lsufootball.net/tvschedule.htm populated yet

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 07/07/2026

genuinely not sure how you fix this in the second half - so many problems across the whole field

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 06/07/2026

I hope Balogun scores 7 goals if only because the takes will be able to power my house for months

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Christian Christensen @chrchristensen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Absolutely insane that Cape Verde — a country of 500,000 — played Spain, Uruguay and Argentina…and lost to none of them in regulation. Easily one of the greatest performances in World Cup history.

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 03/07/2026

in mexico for the first time and they brought me hot salsa and I love it so much and also I am about to die holy shit man

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 02/07/2026

cannot get enough Neil the seal

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the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 01/07/2026

I agree it's trash all these players dont want to play here but like...why damn near everything has changed in the 10+ years I've been a fan except ownership/upper management? or am I just yelling about how all these hockey players just want to play with their friends

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Stephen Mann @themann1086.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Someone can probably do a better version of this

Know the work rules meme
Appropriate: Handsome man says "2021 Chargers/Raiders", woman responds "awww, you're sweet."
Inappropriate: less attractive man says "2026 Austria/Algeria", woman responds "HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!"

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