the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 08/09/2026here's your "doxxing" (post was later deleted as the aggrieved party said a lot more personal information about themselves and it got uncomfortable to have all that out there) 000
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 08/09/2026still trying to track down the original exchange but here's a follow up, it's Layne that's the "aggrieved" here 110
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 16/08/2026these turds were outside when it first went off and were absolutely unbothered perfect, smooth brains lol 110
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 27/06/2026live update on the athletic forecast does give them a nice consolation prize at least, 3pts 0GD is decent shape for a 3rd place team 170
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 20/04/2026hatin's great (it turned into 57.76 with processing fees lol) 010
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 25/03/2026I just read this like 5m ago, on Softbank in Ohio you're there, podcast host! Just believe in yourself! 031
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 24/02/2026you mention stock markets moving and traders being dumb and did you hear about this a few weeks ago? this *linkedin post* crashed a bunch of transportation broker stocks 25% 000
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 01/02/2026@roundontheends.bsky.social once again reminding you of my favorite conversation maybe ever in life 120
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 26/01/2026we got roughly "one short Frenchie" worth of snow 060
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 01/01/2026genuinely wondering who took over play calling at halftime also, wut?? 120
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 19/12/2025did they redact some versions but not others? is this not the same pic as the middle one in your second tranche? 2222
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 18/11/2025What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? (it is objectively Aquamini but this is my favorite album of all time) 120
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 27/09/2025@hockeyviz.com my brother is getting dinner at Next in Chicago and sent me this and I thought of you 110
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 12/08/2025"oh we had a rough night we're just gonna sleep here in the sun" ROUGH NIGHT EH 010
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 20/07/2025no chance at all that is repeatable lol though hey I did this once 110
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 19/07/2025beef shank with the first 1-2 inches chopped off smoked for like 8 hours (get to 203F), last 5 wrapped in foil, collect the juices (it turns out to be a lot of marrow!) to drizzle on later really great! (the one pic is the marrow juice) 160
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 18/07/2025these wonderfully cute idiots never leave the house unleashed - because they are very reactive to *certain* dogs. preach! 031
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 15/07/2025that magical time when the sun hits your bed vs when your sister finds out 010
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 01/06/2025ok, I'm going to Japan in a month and a half. It's gonna be hot. I've got some linen shirts and shorts handled, that should be good? but shoes? I hate sandals and would rather wear socks even if very small. What do I do? 1200
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 27/05/2025please be careful with eggs, they can be beautiful baby birds if they are treated properly fly away tiny bird spirit I'll never forget you 020
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 09/05/2025an easy tip to make better steaks is "salt the shit out of it" as you can see also this was the best bone in i ever did and I've been chasing it for a few years now lol 010
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 13/04/2025I sent this to my friend, like, $4m for this dude??? 110
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 03/03/2025seeing this as soon as I open this app causes me to know with certainty what will happen (chickenshit party etc.) 000
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 21/01/2025this boy does that too also had a terrible tummyache yesterday, so he slept all day and around midnight felt better ...and kept trying to play while we tried to sleep 000
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 21/01/2025my apology to Day went to the Christina and Ryan Day Fund for Mental Wellness give.nationwidechildrens.org/site/Donatio... 000
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 11/01/2025Anyway look at dog Brûlée cute Let's goooooooooooooo 020
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 24/12/2024Bouillon realized something was up (pork chop and ribeye) 000
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 21/12/2024glad someone is worse than us because this is pretty rough too (below face) 000
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 02/12/2024her favorite place is right over my shoulder where she smashes the couch cushions and snores and when she snores snot sometimes comes out all over my arm my cute little girl! 050
the_tom_burns @tomlovesworthington.com · 24/11/2024I got a good one today when they tried to push me off the couch 120
