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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

When they made their initial approach to Rennes, they said “Jacquet, peut être?”

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Wh… why would I want to do this?

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down (describes the past couple of weeks in unflinching and uncomfortable detail, making no attempt to fit any of it to the beat)

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

99% sure Trump thinks Greenland is much bigger than it is because nobody has even attempted to explain the Mercator Projection to him

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Dire Straits' Romeo and Juliet is a fucking banger, isn't it? My 20-year-old self would be horrified to hear me saying this, but then he was always a bit of a prick.

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

RIGHT YOU LOT. Time to fire up the pre-season preview machine. Big plans, and there's a few ways you can help me out... If you're a captain or club official, please fill in the pre-season survey which should have been sent to you all. The more clubs fill it in, the better.

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cosmic angel @itcleb.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

investigating the cat

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

My rules are if there’s nobody on an adjacent treadmill, or they have headphones in, I can give it some beans.

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Guy on the 79 bus is loudly arguing with his partner on the phone and even though I can only hear him, I’m on her side

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Thomas @tomdedelta.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

The unseen episode of Desmond’s where their plane crashes and they run out of food

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

*Incredibly* excited for all the “they should walk off like Senegal” takes on here the next time a throw-in on the half-way line goes against your team

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Eric Dirnbach @ericdirnbach.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Make Heaven Crowded is an insane title.

Make Heaven Crowded Tour 2026, featuring Erika Kirk.

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Does it count as being Recognised when someone says “you have the same name as someone (locally) famous” but doesn’t realise it’s you?

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Girl are you a podcast because you're making me want to use an online therapy service

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

The abstract hell of memory; the pointlessness of poetry. Tuesday mood.

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Spare me the curse of the incredibly on-the-nose song lyric

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Holocene Park (it’s just a park)

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Yesterday (2019) but I’m the only person in the world who remembers Hey! Fever by Arab Strap

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

I thought the FA Cup had been ruined because minnows couldn't take big clubs to a replay any more?

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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

You have to understand that they do not and will not ever play ‘fair’. They will distort reality in whatever way suits them. Their side are martyrs and anyone else killed by their thugs is just collateral.

New York Post front page that reads:

"What we have to get back to is being able to have a reasonable disagreement where violence is not an option'
Charlie Kirk
1993-2025
Assassinated trying to change people's minds
Conservative pundit Charlie Kirk was hosting a "Prove Me Wrong" meeting at Utah Valley University in Orem, Utah - the kind of event where the free-speech proponent thrived - when he was shot by an assassin from a nearby rooftop and killed. He was 31.
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New York Post front page that reads:

‘WARRIOR' OF THE LEFT

Mom killed in Minnesota was part of 'ICE Watch' activists trained to 'resist' immigration officers

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Thought the writing was on the wall when Sam Smith was going through then

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

"Premier League Nottingham Forest"

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I know who it’s about but posts like this are so damn confusing to a British person

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

England's away Ashes Tests this century, grouped by whether they batted third or fourth (to make comparisons easier) and in order from good result to bad result. The green ones are this series.

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

“If you want to see sexualized AI images of children, you have to pay us!” isn’t “turning off” anything.

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 09/01/2026

"Paywalled" is the word you're looking for. They didn't turn it off. The only thing that changed is X now explicitly makes money off CSAM.

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

“These England batters are two of my favourites and I am unable to sleep when they are batting” “Wow you must be having a really fun time enjoying watching them bat” “You’d think, wouldn’t you”

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Beau Webster, despite being tall, has the name of a short man. I will not be elaborating on this any further.

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Have we given any thought to kidnapping Steve Smith and taking over the Australian team ourselves?

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Just checking, on BlueSky we don’t know what weight transfer means either, right?

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Again, it is not the aggressive shots that necessarily get these England batters into trouble

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Khawaja’s daughter does NOT want to be there does she

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Just me or is the audio miles out of sync with the pictures before play even starts?

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Anything from our human rights lawyer Prime Minister yet? Does he still consider the racist paedophile a friend now he's bombed and annexed another country?

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

"I don't think Forest supporters would have imagined it being *this* tough" don't worry I did

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

First supermarket shop after Christmas

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

have to worry that this could do serious harm to the perceived legitimacy of the FIFA peace prize

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 03/01/2026

oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Something particularly agonising hearing about dreadful things happening to kids the same age as yours, isn't there? Taking frequent child-hugging breaks from subbing this story about the Swiss fire.

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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

day one in mamdani’s new york

a guy wearing a “i ❤️ ny” cap reading the qur’an in one hand and the communist manifesto in the other

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Just driven into town to pick up 18F from the Albert Dock, which I am definitely putting in the column marked “parenting things my parents would *not* have done”

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Fireworks at midnight or not at all, for me.

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Tom Evans @tomevanscricket.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

As it's New Year's Eve - and I'm able to confirm I will still be covering local cricket next season - here's a look back at a few of my favourite pieces from Merseyside Cricket Online in 2025...

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