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Das Fapital

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34, M, He/Him, minors dni. Nottingham area, UK. There's a buncha porn in this feed so proceed at your own risk (Software consultant, brit and amateur Marxist i guess)

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Koffie Kobold - Gnollsome Adventures! @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 15h
*points at size* when backing for this pin please be aware this is a big boi
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TamLin123 @tamlin123.art · 11h
nasty toothy kobolds #tober2026 - 03
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Nothing Doing @nothingdoingcomic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nothing Doing no. 67
p1: Autumn is stewing on the couch next to a nonchalant but pleased Summer. Autumn is also wearing an extremely tall hat that reads “I got divorced at Slick Eddy’s Legal Hut and all I got was this sexy hat and also divorced.”
p2: Autumn snaps, Summer smirks. Autumn: The whole POINT is that it’s not true, you just don’t get it! Summer: Whatever you say. Poser
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
strong armor
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Kittybot @farorenightclaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@cassiobunny.bsky.social is looking for work! If you can help, please email us at farore[dot]nightclaw[at]gmail[dot]com. More info: www.furaffinity.net/view/66548469/ Please repost & share. Thank you so much ;; #mutalaid #furrymutualaid #sre #techsupport #jobhunt #jobsearch #lookingforwork #help
A drawing of a human woman with a long purple sidecut wearing a purple Haunted Mansion shirt and grey jeans with zippers. She has several tattoos  and is gesturing to words next to her that are a pink to purple gradient. The background is a white to purple gradient.

Words:
CassioBunny is looking for work!
Do you know or know someone who knows about an available Site Reliability Engineer or High Tier Tech Support position?
Salary must be at least $80k - $90k for us to keep our apartment and pay our bills. Available for positions anywhere in the Seattle/Tacoma area or remote work!
If you can give her a recommendation and she gets the job, we will draw anything you want provided it is not in our will-not-draw list.
Please share, signal boost, and repost anywhere you can! Thank you for your support! ♥♥♥
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Abbey’s Rarepair
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
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Echofey @echofey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Big hats, more to come! ~snaketember 28~
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Dani(They/Them)- Reopening Comms Oct 5th @angusburgers.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Dullahan commission for @lebontoutou.bsky.social ~
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Pubs of England" series by Manchester Häri Ren
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Herny @herny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's getting spooky 🎃
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Jinti is Making Passive Notice Checks @jinti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#JintiArt Hittin' history's sickest and heaviest kickflip. Wingit for squimshy!
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June @junelalonde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Buddy prompted me to draw two of the characters I'm writing about. They're goobers.
A monochrome sketch of a wolf named Elliot (he/him) and a donkey girl named Ida (she/her).
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Tali @talidraws.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[Older Animation Repost] Still love how the wall slam come together in this one -w-👍✨ @dylanbunbun.bsky.social 's Rad Rabbit being delightfully brutal with those buns~
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Kkoa 🔞 @kkoart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fluffy and soft ready for fall
Kk showing off his cutoffs, offering a belly grab for only 5 bucks, and taking off his high heels to reveal maybe they were a little tighter than he thought
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addie!! @addieren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YEAH!!!! (i grew some more !!)
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone asked me to draw her happy, so here she is painting a Warhammer guy
Louise the Deer paints warhammer guy. There are bandages where her antlers used to be
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Tiki Bunny Imports🍹🐇🛻🏳️‍🌈 @tikibunnyimports.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I promised three so here's #RadRide at auction today bonus feature 2! It's a 95 Nissan President! This ultra-lux sedan is Nissan's take on the Toyota Century, with as many bells and whistles as can be crammed into a sedan as possible. Roll in STYLE! DM for interest or to bid! #JDM
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Pockits @pockitsdraws.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#dailypockits
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Coral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 01/10/2026
Jenny Shoemouse coworker:
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Fox Popvli (but spooky) @foxpopvli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Konoka finds tonkatsu. Konoka happy. 🦊♥️ #foxpopvli #art
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
God Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There theonion.com/god-could-have-sworn-h…
God Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There
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dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Nance, doing a M-M-Max Headroom:
Nance, doing a M-M-Max Headroom
(it's a meme character from the 80's)
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dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
ᒪET TᕼIᔕ ᗷE ᗩ ᒪEᔕᔕOᑎ ᗩᒪᒪ IᗪEᗩᔕ ᕼᗩᐯE ᐯᗩᒪᑌE
this was drawn to prove that all ideas, no matter how stupid, can yield cool results. the original "Fozziemandias" concept was by @brainmage.bsky.social. i simply applied brevity, which - as i've been told - is the soul of wit.

the post comment says, in silly letters:
let this be a lesson
all ideas have value

Kermit the Frog, standing before the fallen statue of Fozziemandias (a parody of Ozymandias). the statue reads "Wocka Wocka" (instead of the usual "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"). behind them, nothingness stretches on forever and there's a cool cloud in the sky (hello cloud).

here is the original poem, because i like it:
    I met a traveller from an antique land
    Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
    Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
    Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
    And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
    Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
    Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
    The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
    And on the pedestal these words appear:
    "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
    Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
    No thing beside remains. Round the decay
    Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
    The lone and level sands stretch far away.
    — Percy Shelley, "Ozymandias", 1819 edition
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MutaSheep but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 @mutariesco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not only is this 100% true, this fun fact helps even outside of the pasture.
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 30/09/2026
We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs
Night. The House of Chimes - a tower which you might immediately think of as Big Ben - is adrift in the River Thames. It still seems to be keeping time. In the background, a large, alien building looms over the city of London.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Page @impage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Pulchra :100_Agender: @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Please enjoy: Fancy art of my half-naga tabletops character Cressa, kindly done by @JillieDaw :uwu2:
A tanned woman with grey hair and elven ears, wearing a longcoat over a breastplate. Instead of legs her lower body with a large black snake tail with pearlescent scales.
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Slomnir @slomnir.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A kobold from the 90s
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たろー @tontarotaro.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
(どっちと遊ぼうかな…)
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たろー @tontarotaro.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🐱
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たろー @tontarotaro.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
🩵
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たろー @tontarotaro.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
👋🐱🩵🩵🩵
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たろー @tontarotaro.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
🫸🔵
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たろー @tontarotaro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🟣⚪️
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𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚢🐺 @biteyfriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
direct injection 💉🐺
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is monk on azeroth
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Serval People are Typing @kcatomheart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She’s boycotting something that she never cared about in the long run, and she’s SO proud of herself
Frankie the cat stands with a ridiculous trophy, ribbon, and looking proud of herself. 
“Was not a fan in the first place award”
“Never got my money anyway”
“#1 Boycatter” reads the various trophies
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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Herny @herny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shark swing
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Amiryth @amiryth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finding an unattended kobold
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Scrabble007 COMMISS OPEN @scrabble007.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rouge Nighttime 2020 Repost A Blast From The Past 😶 Still look as good
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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PillowyMounds @pillowymounds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Interrupted. 😼💦
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ISITOKU @isitoku.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Falco. Just checking your tail feathers, do not mind me. #furry #fatfur #fanart #starfox
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