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Toby

@tobiasreif.bsky.social
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The only mid-30s white guy in the universe who likes guitars and coffee and video games.

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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Whoa go bears
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Insane how cool u can look with a backwards baseball cap
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Got my first pair of white sneakers as an adult
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
damn imagine the bodega boys ep
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Raw dogged an elevator all the way to floor 22
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I dedicate at least a little of every day to imaging leaving ohio forever
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Gonna make this 2005 pro shot Bob Mould set with Brendan Canty drumming my whole personality for a lil bit.
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Bob Mould - Circle Of Friends, Washington DC 2017 (Full Concert)
Recorded live at the legendary 9:30 Club in Washington, DC, on October 7, 2017, Bob Mould delves deep into his songbook for an electric band performance that spans his entire career. Joined on stage b...
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
damn go bears
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
too bad videos werent more of a thing when hyperview came out, would have been fun watching dudes crashing out over clean guitars in 30 second vertical video increments.
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Just thinking about when @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social got a Google smart speaker thing and that stupid thing was just not gonna play lemuria no matter how nicely or firmly he asked
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 22/10/2025
once again the Juggalos are a more benevolent religious sect than any actual religious sect
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Shout out to that new pizza spot on 117th and Clifton. It takes a lot to have even weirder service than the French restaurant next door but they really pulled it off.
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Another perfect day of answering emails about an Instagram post that would have answered said questions if anyone had just read the second half of the post.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 12/09/2025
honey, what's wrong, you've hardly touched your festive fall gendered butt wipes
dude wipes brand presents: DUMPkin spice, fall themed dude wipes, for insecure men who need to buy a product that says FOR MEN on it but also that makes their butt smell like the starbucks spice rack
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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 31/08/2025
A photograph of Dan Ryckert. A middle aged bald man with a huge beard.
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Heya @neorsd.org what's up with the new water feature on the shoreway?
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
idk if there's a company with a wider spread between how much i like their thing and how much i like dealing with the actual company more than aeropress
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
C.I.A. Says It Has Found No Link Between Itself and Crack Trade
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 04/12/2024
So damn true
julie @sesameblvd
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el*n m*sk could never write "champagne supernova" but oasis could produce a car that sucks and blows up
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I just found my college music hard drive. Here's some stuff:
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mike huguenor @mikehuguenor.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Let me say it again:
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
For a minute there we were closing Sidekicks sets by covering Paranoid and one time a kid at a show in New Jersey asked which of our records it was on. I hope that kid is doing okay.
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
abandcalledpigeon.bandcamp.com/track/irving Evan just reminded me that this whole record exists. Still feel weird about it, but always gonna be proud of this crazy 8 minute song about laying awake in bed staring at the Zillow listing for my childhood house.
abandcalledpigeon.bandcamp.com
Irving, by Pigeon
from the album Sabbatical
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mike huguenor @mikehuguenor.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
No one needs to feel imposter syndrome anymore. Make your art & bring it into the world. Major publishers are literally just publishing words strung together by a .exe file & pretending its journalism. Whatever you're making is better than that
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Hey @danryckert.com @merrykish.bsky.social @fireescape.bsky.social yall had some good picks but turn down for what would be the best music video turned game youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU?...
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DJ Snake, Lil Jon - Turn Down for What
YouTube video by DJSnakeVEVO
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
This reads like a la ville lumiere IG post
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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Elastica - Stutter (Jon Stewart Show)
YouTube video by Elastica
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Summer fkn sucks so bad waste of time ass season
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
This turnstile record sounds like listening to a plugin suite on demo mode
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
This is a conversation I've had almost verbatim with Bernie Moreno and one of my cafe landlords. We cannot grow coffee in America (sorry, Kona) and these magnificent idiots somehow seem to think otherwise.
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Will “Available for Contracts” Smith @willsmith.fun · 05/06/2025
The best way Donald Trump could own Elon is by forcing through some really hardcore campaign finance reform. Get rid of dark money to show Elon who is boss!
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
david lynch estate auction is a wild ride
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The David Lynch Collection
David Lynch, the visionary director behind Blue Velvet, Mulholland Drive, and Twin Peaks, redefined modern cinema with his surreal, haunting, and u...
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
lukeandtoby.bandcamp.com/album/san-pe... Luke and toby fans come here
lukeandtoby.bandcamp.com
san pellegrino boys, by Luke and Toby
1 track album
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
drive.google.com/file/d/1fWMg...
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graduation v3.mp3
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/05/2025
you guys are missing some incredible content on X
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Giant Bomb @giantbomb.com · 11/05/2025
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I wish I liked anything as much as the algorithm wants me to like MJ lenderman
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VGBees 🎮🐝🐝🐝 @vgbees.com · 07/05/2025
lo-fi beats to invade iraq to
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Felina510 @felina510.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Why do the Mets get a gala but the Yankees don't?
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
On one hand, jd love to imagine that the agora leaving comments on for their Chris Delia gig announcement on IG is just malicious compliance on the part of a marketing intern who knows how badly they'll get torn up, but on the other hand it's Live Nation and Ohio.
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
faraquet reunion reminding me how much all of devin ocampo's stuff rules
theeffects.bandcamp.com
Eyes to the Light, by the EFFECTS
9 track album
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Every nine months or so I check in on linkedIn and then I see the people that use it in earnest and actually post shit and it's like all the bad parts about severance without any of the good parts.
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
happy tampa pro finals day to all who celebrate
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I can't believe these people expect me to run a coffee company when my red bear mk60 rebuild is sitting on my bench at home just waiting to be biased and tested
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Nothing will make you despise a thing you like quite like doing it for work
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
trying to think of another record with a side A that crushes as hard as she's so unusual
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Toby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I get so many emails from people going "hey, my new cafe is opening next week and I need to find a coffee vendor and I need training". How did you make it this far along without a coffee vendor? How did you decide to run a cafe having never made a latte in your life?
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 31/03/2025
televangelist or something bowing his head and saying "jesus, i see what you've done for other people, and i want that for me."
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