Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the new-ish band made more new-ish stuff. really love this one. 000
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Barely Breathing” just came on in this Panera Bread. Pouring out some broccoli cheddar for our fallen king, Duncan Sheik. 000
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Somehow, the funniest part of this is “plane (Airport!)” 031
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If I take a shit while your band plays, it’s not an insult. If anything, it means you’ve cultivated a comfortable atmosphere. I’m truly impressed. 000
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Always love when the guy on the neighboring squat rack is a another fat guy in a band tee. We’re doing the work, fellow slob. 120
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 31/08/2026AEW show was really good. My top highlight was when Mike Bailey and Nick Wayne briefly fought, and my buddy took a chicken wing out of his mouth and said, “How many times have we seen this shit in, like, some fuckin’ tent.” 030
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Spider-Man wasn’t that good, but the “Wolf Like Me” needle drop sequence should sweep the Oscars. 000
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I only ever saw The Break Up once, and I didn’t particularly like it, but ever since, I *have* said “CUM CUM on the kick drum” at least once each time I’ve been in a recording studio. 020
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Driving back into my suburban hometown for 4th of July weekend while listening to Pyromania by Def Leppard, like so many great Americans before me 100
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 19/06/2026“Where The Streets Have No Name” is one of those songs that I fucking love after two beers, but if I’m sober, my ears don’t even register it as music. 010
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 18/06/2026My captain standing in front of city hall swearing up a storm. 🫡🫡🫡. Can we close this out with Mike Breen saying the word “shit”? Would really cement the moment. 020
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I’m at a bar by myself (waiting for people I swear) and “Nice For What” is playing and Josh Hart just got a block and the Knicks are going to go up double digits and we live in this beautiful world and 010
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I’ve been playing out a lot lately, and as all my cool Gibsons fall apart over the years, I’ve been using this guitar that looks kinda goofy but plays really comfortably and won’t ever break. It’s the orthopedic shoes of guitar. I went to the store and asked for the dual humbucker Dr. Scholl’s. 130
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 07/05/2026home alone, whispering to my sleeping cat, “go NY go NY go” 140
Reposted by Jon HernandezRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I solve mental health by calling everyone "big dog" or playboy 868879
Reposted by Jon HernandezPressure Wheel @pressurewheel.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Between the members of this band, there are probably approx. 60 sets performed at @thefestfl.bsky.social. What’s one more? See ya in GNV. 011
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 06/04/2026My wife just told me the shirt I’m wearing is giving “Harvey Fierstein in Mrs. Doubtfire.” I haven’t entirely built my case yet, but I think I can cancel my wife for this. 140
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Texted principal songwriter of band I’ve been playing in to tell them that I just realized the single we’re releasing is about Kensuke Sasaki, and that it’s super clever and he should have told me. As it turns out, the reason he never told me is because the song is not at all about Kensuke Sasaki. 100
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Majesty Shredding is another My Aim is True for me. Sure, I love it, it’s great, but I’d appreciate if you would listen to another album by this artist. 000
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Does everyone have a “thing I’m doing on my phone without realizing it” that indicates that the adderall wore off and you’re worthless for the rest of the day, or is that just me? 030
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Sometimes I’ll be scrolling through the IG or (gulp) Facebook stories of someone having a tragic, public mental breakdown, and then there’ll be a slide of them eating an expensive steak or something like that. Don’t love that. Guy losing his grip on reality is still more successful than me? Great! 010
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 12/12/2025My favorite part of Pluribus is when the whole planet packs up and leaves that chud lady in Albuquerque. It’s so satisfying. Think of all the times some unbearable punisher has made you go, “I gotta get the fuck out of here,” and extrapolate it over a major American city. It’s a power fantasy. 050
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 11/12/2025First gig with new band tonight. Allowing myself to believe I simply know how to play all of these songs, and there’s no need to drive home and start practicing the weird riff that happens once in song 3. 1140
Reposted by Jon HernandezToby @tobiasreif.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Just thinking about when @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social got a Google smart speaker thing and that stupid thing was just not gonna play lemuria no matter how nicely or firmly he asked 111
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Some kind words about the Pressure Wheel (@pressurewheel.bsky.social) EP over at @rosyoverdrive.com. 061
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I support anyone practicing whatever faith they practice so long as it doesn’t infringe on others. Honest! But calling this recent uptick in Very Loud Christianity™️ a response to years of persecution is like if I said I’m being persecuted because nobody will talk to me about the Offspring anymore. 020
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I hate falling behind on work deadlines because then I have to spend a day or two focused on my job. This presents a problem in my carefully curated life where I pretty much pretend I don’t have a job at all. 100
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I don’t want to support or share any AI slop, but the closest I’ve come is a clip I just saw of Barney Fife uncovering the Epstein Files on the Andy Griffith show. 010
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Did Okada just spark a career resurgence by adding the ripcord bing bong to his arsenal?????? 031
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Bear with me, more new music: New band, @pressurewheel.bsky.social (pressurewheelmusic on IG). Our first EP, Atomic Woe, is available everywhere today. If bandcamp’s more your speed: pressurewheel.bandcamp.com/album/atomic... FFO: uh…let’s say Constantines, Hot Snakes, Jets to Brazil 020
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Did you know that So Much For The Afterglow is so densely packed with undeniable hooks that the federal government ordered them to add that stupid instrumental track so that listeners would have a chance to fucking breathe? 120
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 15/10/2025It’s nice to send an IG message to someone you don’t speak to often about their video of AFI playing an old deep cut, then scroll up and see that your last message exchange two years prior was also about AFI. 020
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Two new Timeshares songs up today. Our first new tunes in a while. They let me do the fast palm muting on one of these. How fast? You gotta go listen to find out. distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...distrokid.comLoves Me Less / The Farewell Tour by TimesharesStream and Save Loves Me Less / The Farewell Tour - Distributed by DistroKid 130
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I have a cousin who just posted “If genocide ends the moment the hostages are released, it wasn’t genocide, it was propaganda.” I like that. I’m gonna use it. “If I stop eating your steak frites the moment my Santa Fe Southwest-style cobb salad arrives, I didn’t actually eat all them frites.” 010
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Look folks, this adderall isn’t going to work all day. You sure you want to soak up two hours on me silently nodding in a Zoom window? 010
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 04/09/2025I posted this on Facebook fourteen years ago, apparently. 000
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I grew up with emotionally inept ballbusters, and most of them weren’t even funny, so it was just “friends” being unreasonably cruel to one another. So now that I mostly interact with normal people, when I encounter a northeast ballbuster, I just wanna put a hand on their shoulder & ask, “Must we?” 120
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I’ve been keeping pretty quiet about a bunch of music things I’m working on that I’m excited about (until this tweet, I guess), and I gotta tell you, I have not shaken the impulse to shit every thought or feeling about them onto the internet. 010
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Anytime I eat literally anything, a middle aged woman shows up on my phone and tells me that it’s decimating my gut microbiome. Gut flora hates to see me coming. 010
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 31/07/2025The Outrunners’ Newports tights have rejuvenated my love for professional wrestling. 010
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Fantastic Four! Good! Very good!! They should have made this movie for me when I was 15, when it would be less embarrassing to tell people exactly how much I loved it. I just tried to tell my wife, and I’m pretty sure I can hear her tearfully packing a suitcase. 010
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Lord knows I don’t wanna be out here tweeting about a The Bear needle drop in 2025 but when “Something So Right” by Paul Simon started playing after that monologue, I started making noises like when you knock someone out in Street Fighter 2. I’m still breathing heavy. 010
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I totally, 100% support the Philly city workers strike. I just wish I threw this expired rotisserie chicken out before it started. 010
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 01/07/2025My cat makes long squeaky noises that sound like clear vowel sounds. Sometimes it’s unsettling, but today I told my him that I was happy with a thing I had to write for work, and I’m pretty sure he said, “Oh, cool.” And he’s right! It is! 000
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 01/06/2025As a lifelong Knicks fan, I’ve long been baffled by folks who complain when their teams make it deep into the playoffs. So I’m not gonna do that. Great team, I’ll miss ‘em. Honestly? I’m kinda stoked for Tyrese. Always liked him, and it’s very fun to watch him cook after that player survey. 000
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Been back in New York for one hour and I’ve already yelled “fuck the timberwolves” in the middle of a family seafood restaurant 030
Jon Hernandez @oldjonhernandez.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Mikal Bridges started OT with an airball and put his life on the line to make it right. 000
