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@toanocturn.bsky.social
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DM and crafter. Owner of a real big Tetris collection. He/him

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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Northern D&D @toanocturn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Warhammer is getting real gross lately so I’m taking a break, check out these tanks I painted instead
Two Stuart tanks in a “desert pink” camo pattern, which was a real camouflage used to blend in to the desert at sunrise or sunset
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chandra: "You've thinked your last thunk, Thinkler!" Jace (confused): "What?"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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cari •ᴗ• @caridescent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
^_^
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 18/09/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sonic: will my hamburger be long?
Waitress: burgers are fucking round
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Old Hobbes 🔜 Private Practice @hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 13/09/2026
Ok y'all here's the big reveal of my logo created by @beyondthemachina.bsky.social!
Hobbes in Red Robe with Crown hugging an unknown person. Below it says Goblin Mode Therapy Services
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Northern D&D @toanocturn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Guess who built the roof and then had to worm the guys in afterwards?
A bolt action scale jeep, freshly built, also next to a completely done bolt action humber, mostly for scale
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Northern D&D @toanocturn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Got a little painting in during d&d tonight
3 minatures for the game bolt action, two British soldiers and one German for them to fight
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Kaban 🍬 @kabanbang.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's eat or be eaten. #MetroidRavenous #Metroid #Samus
two drawings of samus aran with her glowing hand
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retrodotcards.com @retrodotcards.com · 08/09/2026
I think an e-reader game that communicates over the wireless adapter might be possible. It would be just about the most asinine video game ever made, which intrigues me :)
Two Game Boy Advances both with an e-reader plugged in, then a wireless adapter plugged into each e-reader.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 06/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨BLUESKY 38 IS AI SLOP🚨🚨🚨 PLEASE DO NOT PARTICIPATE sorry to ruin everyones fun 💔💔💔
screenshot of bsky3d, with the 'source on tangled' source code link circledscreenshot of the repo, with CLAUDE circled in multiple locations
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Northern D&D @toanocturn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tinkering with the colors for my desert bases, thinking reddish so the tan uniforms won’t blend in as much
Bolt action British rifleman on a red rocky desert bases
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 01/09/2026
⚔️🔥CAPTURE QUEST: CHARIZARD🔥⚔️ I have wanted to paint this for over a decade and spent the last year of my life fighting to bring it to the finish line. Please take a look, there is a lot to see
Gargantuan illustration of a charizard redesigned in the style of a monster hunter elder dragon. There are 4 hunters attacking him and their pikapalico is readying a voltorb bomb to throw. There is so much stuff in there, I spent a damn year on this. I'm exhausted.
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Northern D&D @toanocturn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Absolutely comical amount of lobster
State fair deep fried lobster
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an exhausted detective leans over his desk with a spread of paperwork and folders. He says, “I’m in too deep. Where is the Spaghetti Man?” Panel 2: on a photograph littered among the evidence, a single small drop of marinara sauce drops with a “plip!” Panel 3: viewed from below, the detective examines the drop of sauce with his finger. Behind him, in a ceiling corner, a rotund chef with a mustache - presumably the Spaghetti Man - holds himself like a spider against the walls.
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Lucy Knisley @lucyknisley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I made a little template for use by cool small businesses! Enjoy!
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Northern D&D @toanocturn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Camping with family this weekend, and Penny went paddle boarding for the first time!
Myself and Penelope the Jack russle terrier on a paddleboard in the lake
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Brutal Legend is free on Itchio for the next ~666 minutes (in honor to Tim Curry) buff.ly/OwIZtbB
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mecha stuff
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GameboyDemakes @gameboydemakes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Before there was a full grown symphony....there was Castlevania: Infancy of the Night! #pixelart #gameboy
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StopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Fun reminder - in two weeks Sony is going to delist 500+ digital movies. If you bought one, they’re going to vanish from your library too. Oh, and no refunds, you didn’t actually own them in the first place www.pushsquare.com/news/2026/06...
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Sony Will Permanently Delete 550+ Movies You Already Paid For
"I won't be back"
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Drew | Wandering the Planes @showandtell2u.com · 15/08/2026
Ezra and Zeb 😭 youtu.be/Fdar7gTQnog?...
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Star Wars: Ahsoka Season 2 | Teaser Trailer | Streaming January 20 on Disney+
YouTube video by Star Wars
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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Northern D&D @toanocturn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Im having a fucking incredible day, absolutely sublime
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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Twitch's "Allow your channel content to train generative AI models" setting is here and on by default. Go turn that shit off, streamer!! The toggle is under your Settings, then 'Security and Privacy'
screenshot of a Twitch account's Settings page, showing Security and Privacy and a toggle that reads "Training for Generative AI"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People EVERYWHERE are raving about the new Beetle Moses book! (Alien endorsement: “yeah, it’s pretty good.” [paid actor. Not a real endorsement.]) PREORDER TODAY!
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Don't count your boys before they're back in town
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Vesper Moonfall @vesperror.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Holding back with all my strength to pour all my energy into spooky Halloween shit, when I know damn well I have two games to plan before then 🫪 Models from @bteamminis.bsky.social #miniatures #minipainting #art #painting #3dprinting #d&d #warhammer #zelda #halloween #spooky #n64
Captain Keeta surrounded by four stalchildren, as depicted in Majora's Mask.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Edgar Alan Poe's Fucked Up Monkey Mystery
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Northern D&D @toanocturn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sean beats members of the clergy! More at 11
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Panic Caption @captionpanic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Submerged Castle
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🔫 climp @climp.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
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Ghoul of Thirds @mbrownphoto35.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
God Addams really was the best. I’ve been on a mission to collect some of his old New Yorker covers they’re incredible
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Keithulhu @keithulhucards.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I keep getting tagged a bunch, so I'll share some of my work here too! (Thanks everyone 🥰) I've dabbled in almost every type of altering, but I'm primarily known for 3D Shadowbox alters.
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Northern D&D @toanocturn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Had to get a new motorcycle battery today, assembly required I guess
Putting the acid into a motorcycle battery. With car batteries you don’t do this, or with boat batteries or equipment batteries
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Northern D&D @toanocturn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Going rogue and trying to make something new, Black Grenadine
Picture of my black grenadine creation alongside a basic Shirley temple made with it
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Northern D&D @toanocturn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
So much priming tonight
A bunch of bases and a few models primed
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Elsie Blackwell @elsieblu.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Calling the big guy done. #carcharodons #tyberostheredwake #tyberos #warhammer40k #40k #wh40k #minipainting #painting #miniatures #3dprint #spacemarines #spacemarine
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Busiaco @busia.co · 14/08/2024
I saw your man today. Well I didn't see him but my sword Idiotbane started bucking in its scabbard.
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Northern D&D @toanocturn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
#warhammer #40k am I cooking with this invader atv kitbash?
Invaded atv made into a dreadnought trike
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