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Clark Oliver

@tk9582.bsky.social
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Retired firefighter/paramedic turned elementary school paraeducator. Dad. Husband. Union man: #IAFF, #SEIU. Trekkie. www.captainmaryland.com

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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 1h
That's because Matt Jefferies was a cotdamned certified areo-mechanical genius
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 7h
It was real greaseball shit
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 9h
The way Zionists believe that the entire world should prioritize their psychic comfort, over literally EVERYTHING & EVERYONE else continues to astound me No, we DON’T have to coddled your emotional reaction to being called out for the criminal, genocidal, immoral bullshit you embrace. Suck it up!
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 8h
The party of fecklessness
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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 8h
Like I'm sorry but how do you not understand that Fossil. Fuels. Are. Not. Sustainable
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got my flu and covid boosters yesterday
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dennis Hastert and Jim Bakker dying within a day of each other gives me hope that there's a third creepy sex-fiend fraudstar on the precipice
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The media is complicit
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wishda @wishda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dialogue does not change minds, and punishment does not change people. But the risk of catching a beating adds an extra cost to being an asshole that a lot of people are not willing to pay. We get side-tracked into wanting people to think right when the task is to get them to act right.
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Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom @nunesalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dennis Hastert was ahead of his time in the Republican Party. Rest in piss 🚽
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In his class you either think or sink
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Robin Williams' Iconic Wazzup Greeting
Alt: Robin Williams' Iconic Wazzup Greeting
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was also an 8-year-old with clinical depression
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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
French Police
We will attack minors protesting for better education to protect capitalism
French
Firefighters
Then we will f*ck you up
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jennifer Lawrence Says 'Oh Ok, Yeah Sure'
ALT: Jennifer Lawrence Says 'Oh Ok, Yeah Sure'
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The man who took out full page ads demanding the death penalty for five Black and Latino teenagers falsely accused of rape is out here worried that the seven majority white Cornell frat boys accused of rape "won't get a fair shake".
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's loaded with methane
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fattest in four counties
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Well the bar is owned by a Nazi and the bartenders are all Nazis but they make this one drink I really like and there's a couple nice people that I drink with"
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Well there are a few nice people in this Nazi bar."
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Twitter is owned by a fascist
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
•it's okay for men to support each other and even hold hands in scary situations •it's okay to be afraid •courage isn't the absence of fear, but rather the mastery of it
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The state failed to kill her so now they're keeping her alive
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The Creatively Maladjusted @tyrotcm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Folks should typically block "AI" enthusiasts on sight (the ones who bought into the propaganda / fad) because we can't trust them not to feed our art to the plagiarism machine. Their judgment and ethics are obviously lacking. #AI #LLM #Slop
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had a 31-year career saying "yes" to harmful or dangerous things and people
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Trish @infinitely007.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Christa Pike getting "life-saving medical care" after surviving Tennessee execution There’s nothing like spending two million dollars to put someone to death only to spend two million dollars to save your life. America is so fucked up. We all matter or none of us do. It’s more than a slogan. ☮️💖
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not great that Francis from Stripes is in charge of the military.
Secretary of War Pete H... • Follow ... X
No fatties.
No trannies.
No beardos.
No weirdoes.
No wimps.
No radicals — JUST WARRIORS.
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watch, that fucker is going to have it knocked down at 2AM on a Sunday
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lotta Cardinals in Rome too
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This explains a lot
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We are. Miserably.
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me, living in the house I've owned since 2007: no, it's the other light switch
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'll never get over the fact that Donald Trump was convicted of 34 felonies and when it came time for sentencing the judge shrugged and said "whaddya gonna do"
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I believe a President should be impeached every time they commit an impeachable act
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's almost as if a certain personality type was drawn to law enforcement
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 29/09/2026
We demand to be taken seriously
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lolz
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want their future ruined
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like big waterbutts and I cannot lie
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is genocide
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's a sword that cuts both ways
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's one
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026
we don’t really call them skeets or even care until someone decides they can’t be
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Beach Boys
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Kramer's Shocked Reaction in Seinfeld
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyone can follow anyone on this app
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't come here. We're having technical difficulties.
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ALWAYS use a passcode to secure your phone. NEVER use biometrics.
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just "rename" Earth to "TrumPlanet" and be done with it
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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me and my 2.5% covid-era refinancing
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Harry Ellis Smiling in Die Hard
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