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Clark Oliver

@tk9582.bsky.social

1.7K followers 420 following 5.6K posts

Retired firefighter/paramedic turned elementary school paraeducator. Dad. Husband. Union man: #IAFF, #SEIU. Trekkie. www.captainmaryland.com

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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fattest in four counties

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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Geordi LaForge "Drake" meme: detaining no, kidnapping yes

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

A venn diagram. Left side: Making fun of Charlie Kirk. Right side: Charlie Kirk. Center: never gets old

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Merry Kirkmas

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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

You missed this QP from me five hours ago

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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Growing up in the DC suburbs with parents from the South gets me Delaware

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"That oughta do it, thanks very much, Ray," said Venkman

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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Ginger cat in a box

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

We're mass drivers on the moon We came here for the poon But there aint no ass to drive our mass So we'll sing our driving tune

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Great Lakes' real names: Gichigami, Michigami, Karegmondi, Erielhonan, Ontari'io

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

So fucking #Google has caved and renamed Lake Ontario and I have never uninstalled an app faster

Google Earth showing Lake Ontario as Lake America

Google Maps showing Lake Ontario as Lake America

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton wearing a rainbow of dresses

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Darwin smiling

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I love how things line up on this app sometimes

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

By the way, I didn't know you spoke Assamese

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

U.S. Grant likes this

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Saving this for later use

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

They deleted their post so here's a screenshot

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

My wife has befriended a crow. We call him Croseph.

A woman looks out a window at her crow friend eating snacks she put out for him.

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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from your device without comment.

Catdog

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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

If anyone here resembles a cracker...

His pfp

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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Please show me the borders you speak of

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Poe Dameron saw the Doomsday trailer: "somehow steve rogers returned"

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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Meawhile, cats:

Cat in a cardboard box

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

A slightly different turn on that phrase

A t shirt with Han Solo's silhouette and the quote "Sometimes antisocial, always antifascist"

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

A comment left on an article about Lindsey Graham's death: it's like we got a free appetizer because our entrees are taking a long time

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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

One dog's going this way, one's going that way. One's going east, one's going west. So what? And this guy's all "whaddya want from me?" He's got a nice head of hair. Looks like someone we know.

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Some people: climate change is a liberal hoax Same people:

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

AI can fuck right off

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

WISHBONES FOREVER

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Gonna be the Hundred and Fourth of July

Projected temperatures for Independence Day- well into triple digits

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Pakidge

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

My son is voting for the first time

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Avoid this alert

Everything's fucked

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

My only response to them:

Screenshot from Hunt for Red October: "You arrogant ass. You've killed US!"

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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

My neighbor is a dick.

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Funny how things line up here sometimes

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

@wsscwater.bsky.social how about fixing this week-old water main break at 3000 McComas Aveue in Kensington

Water coming out of the street

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Confrmed. I checked.

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Charles Darwin likes this

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Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Because trump is an idiot

Task & Purpose blurb on Google entitled "Why the Navy says it wants 15 battleships"

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Le me wearing sunglasses

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Peter Venkman says, "That oughta do it. Thanks very much, Ray."

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Clark Oliver @tk9582.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Equal parts awesome and absurd