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tincanman

@tincanman.bsky.social
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"A really punny guy. You should follow him." - Aristotle #nanoinfluencer #BillW

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 13h
*job interview hr: There’s a five day gap in your employment history. Can you explain? kate zachariah:
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Jean Laroche @nsnewsh0und.bsky.social · 16h
Any company that wants to do business in NS should be open to scrutiny and criticism. If they are not, ask yourself why not?
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 10h
You misheard. I said DON'T give me a wedgie
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 10h
skeets like this
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Jen St. Denis @jenstden.bsky.social · 11h
This election can't end soon enough #vanpoli
A picture of a dog wearing an "ABC" sweater. Text in the background reads: I Endorse Mayor Sim and ABC because they have promised to double the dog parks. I can't wait to go for a walk with Ken and his three four-legged friends. I'm also happy he's keeping the streets free from hard drugs that my furry friends might consume by accident."
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 10h
Must be fun filming while dementia-ridden actors try and remember their lines. YOU TALKIN TO ME? No, Nick, that was Bobby. Different movie. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH Antonio, friend, you're playing a deaf mute HEEEEERE'S JOHNNY Fuck it, I give up GOOD. GET THEM HANDS UP WHERE I CAN SEE EM
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 10h
Which is odd because you can change your diet and exercise more to get fit again but turning asshole is irreversible.
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Except for the guy who does the sax solo. He can go straight overboard. Or set aflame.
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
:)
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Not knowing these sorts of things weren't normal, I once picked up a girl to go to the movies, held the door for her like a gentleman... and handed her the scraper.
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Brilliant!
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Same but we drove with the windows cracked. My older brother drove and I kept the inside of the windowshield scraped.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 15/10/2026
Technically our rapists are independent contractors
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ditto. Except I do have in common that as soon as people hear my name they instinctively know they don't want me anywhere near them.
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=feh1...
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Classic Bob Newhart: "Stop it!"
YouTube video by Len Kinzel
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Russia bombed Ukraine, Israel bombed Gaza, Cats bombed, there's a convicted criminal pedo in the White House and all MAGAs care about is gas prices and that's why I'm down.
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I fear Dems feel it's their turn at the trough next and can't wait til feeding time. They have no more interest in the moral high ground than repubs.
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Start with kale. If you survive that you'll be so busy telling everyone how wonderful it is you'll be stabbed before any of the poisons get you.
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If you leave the country to do it you're a criminal but in-country is fine?
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Good to hear
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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
the capitalist class have turned the world into their company store
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
First I heard about the Bayeaux Tapestry was when Roy Orbison sang about it being blue.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@christopherweyant1.bsky.social
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
*follows thread
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don't think hiding behind those red squares is going to save them
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ditto ukeleles
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My Dad. Probably because he joined the NRA after Magnum PI but that's just a shot in the dark. Which, ironically, so was I.
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
www.goldradio.com/artists/the-... Plus my Dad. He bought several of their albums.
goldradio.com
Who is the Fifth Beatle? George Martin, Brian Epstein, Pete Best and more
Brian Epstein, George Martin, Yoko Ono and Murray the K... we explore the candidates for The Fifth Beatle.
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Why the long tld?
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
How many 5th Beatles were there? Six or 7, I think. #BeatleAdjacent
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=vE_w...
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Allison Russell - Demons (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by AllisonRussellVEVO
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I see them lying there, battered, and it breaks my heart.
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Probably not because your butt crack still shows every time you bend over to fix a sentence
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Probably got needled for it at school, too
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FogTownBoy @fogtownboy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Says a guy with a designer bookshelf behind him.
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hey, not fair! I didn't see her first
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Jen St. Denis @jenstden.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Two years ago, the Union of BC Indian Chiefs urged five municipalities to address the issue of residential school denialism. We check on those council races - by @laurenwatsonjourno.bsky.social thetyee.ca/News/2026/10...
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Residential School Denialism Meets BC’s Civic Elections | The Tyee
The Union of BC Indian Chiefs urged five municipalities to address the issue. We check on those council races.
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm scientifically and rigorously studying the long-term benefits of sleeping in. Wife calls it slovenly; I say it's science as long as you keep a journal.
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm going to reskeet this to both my followers.
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I see what you did there!
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's like totes crazy dude
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
With the re-emergence of Covid I'm able to start declining invitations again. I'm sorry people get sick and yes ok there's been deaths but where was I going
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"losing their jobs" makes it sound like their fault. So does exhausting their benefits before.... What if, just spitballing here, we use language that allows for the way things are run to be wrong?
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The reason my skeets make little sense is I'm using #alttext.
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I would, and shall, be giving thanks, that's what. 🇨🇦 Now Tuesday I'm with you
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I keep my Radiohead albums up there as well so the dolls can impress their friends and never listen to them.
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'd totally do Janice
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tincanman @tincanman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
:)
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you want a measure of what's important in life, look at the different reactions you get when you announce: - A new car, - A new job, - Winning something, - A new relationship, - Being pregnant.
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