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Tim Weston

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Thoughts on #books #AmReading, #travel, #baseball #RedSox, #hockey #LetsGoCanes, #Disney, and more! “The finest competition of processed meats and condiments in all of baseball!”

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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 29/09/2026
I love this post by @haughey.com re: his recent visit to Tokyo DisneySea, *especially* this bit about his favorite ride (which is my favorite at TDS, too.) a.wholelottanothing.org/what-its-lik...
My favorite ride was an underrated one I would have skipped unless I read about how good it was, and that was the Sinbad Seven Seas ride. It had one of the shortest lines of the day and the ride itself was ridiculously long, probably on the order of 15 minutes as a boat ride. Honestly, it was everything that a modern version of It’s A Small World could be. There were hundreds of animatronics in room after room, and each had working eyebrows and eyes that tracked your boat while they sang tunes, with some characters having projections and special lighting too.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 14/09/2026
Updated to iOS 27 today and a few hours later, for the first time ever, received an Apple Wallet alert about an order. The order wasn’t paid for with Apple Pay, but I did use a card that’s in Wallet.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 14/09/2026
This is my kind of humor! Source: www.gocomics.com/pearlsbefore...
"Pearls Before Swine" comic strip from September 13, 2026

A six-panel comic strip featuring Rat, Pig, and Wrench.

Panel 1, Outdoors
Pig: Where you headed, Willy the Wrench?
Wrench: To check out the inside of my house. I just had it painted.

Panel 2, Outdoors
Pig: How come you had it painted?
Wrench: To cheer myself up.

Panel 3, Outdoors
Wrench: You see, Pig, I was at a real low point in my life... didn't know if I was gonna make it. But I'm friends with a very kind female pig who knows I love the color gray. So she volunteered to paint my house various shades of gray.

Panel 4, Outdoors
Pig: Well that was nice of her.
Wrench: Yeah. Now I just want to see how it looks.

Panel 5, In Wrench's House
Pig: Well, what do you think?
Wrench: Amazing grays! How sweet the sow, that saved a wrench like me!

Panel 6, In a room, with Rat on a desk and Pig behind it
Rat, holding a baseball bat, with a star in the air, seemingly above an injured Wrench on the floor: He once was lost, but now is down.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 09/09/2026
Yeah, there was no double play… Fly out Walk Stolen base Wild pitch, runner advances Walk Ground out, run scores
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 01/09/2026
RIP Wendell Berry. Here's his poem, "Questionnaire"
1. How much poison are you willing
    to eat for the success of the free
    market and global trade? Please
    name your preferred poisons.

2. For the sake of goodness, how much
    evil are you willing to do?
    Fill in the following blanks
    with the names of your favorite
    evils and acts of hatred.

3. What sacrifices are you prepared
     to make for culture and civilization?
     Please list the monuments, shrines,
     and works of art you would
     most willingly destroy.

4. In the name of patriotism and
     the flag, how much of our beloved
     land are you willing to desecrate?
     List in the following spaces
     the mountains, rivers, towns, farms
     you could most readily do without.

5. State briefly the ideas, ideals, or hopes,
     the energy sources, the kinds of security,
     for which you would kill a child.
     Name, please, the children whom
     you would be willing to kill.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 16/08/2026
#LA28 ticket drop opened for me today… yowza (and lots of sports not available at all)! There goes that dream…
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 15/08/2026
Goodness, they had a rough season. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Riv...
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 08/08/2026
#RedSox #DirtyWater #WinDanceRepeat
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 22/07/2026
When I think about my trip to London and the 2019 MLB London Series, I often think about the man and his daughter and I hope that she’s grown up to be a huge baseball fan (hopefully of the Red Sox and not the Yankees). Here’s a photo of her keeping score during the second game of the series. 4/4
A young British girl keeping score of game two of the 2019 MLB London Series. The girl is holding a pencil in her left hand, with a scrunchie on her left wrist, waiting to log the details of the current at bat.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 03/06/2026
When you order a used copy of Dwight Evans’ autobiography, “Dewey,” for $6.80 from Thrift Books and it turns out to be a signed copy!! #RedSox #BookSky
The cover of the book “Dewey: Behind the Gold Glovd” by Dwight Evans with Erik Sherman.

Cover features a photo of Dwight Evans. At top left it reads, “Dwight Evans with Erik Sherman. Forward by Carl Yastrzemski.”

At the bottom right there is a sticker that reads, “Barnes & Noble Signed Edition.”The title page of “Dewey,” featuring autographs of Dwight Evans and Erik Sherman.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 30/05/2026
#LetsGoCanes !! 🌀 🚨🏒
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 27/05/2026
I can hardly believe it, but “Big Fan” finally arrived. No notification from the seller and FedEx delivering it to my prior address for some unknown reason (despite the label having my current address), but it’s here! Alas, no bonus signatures, but at this point I’ll take what I can get!
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 24/05/2026
According to my photo library (thanks, iOS shortcut that shows me photos from this day in history!), #DisneyParks’ “Monstrous Summer All-Nighter” was thirteen (!!) years ago today. #Disney
An empty Transportation and Ticket Center at 4:03 a.m. on May 24, 2013 A view of Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom from the ferry launch at the Transportation and Ticket Center at 5:02 a.m. on May 24, 2013 A rare pre-sunrise photo of Cinderella Castle at Magic Kingdom at 6:12 a.m. on May 24, 2013
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 13/05/2026
i was listening to the radio broadcast, so I didn’t actually see it, but what the hell is this pitch six??
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 13/05/2026
Seriously. What the heck is this swinging strike three when you’re down a run sigh runners on first and second with one out. This #RedSox team. Is. Killing. Me.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 12/05/2026
At my niece‘s tee ball game and the opposing team’s third base coach is wearing this shirt 🙄
The backside of a man who is coaching third base at a tee ball game. He is wearing a shirt that reads, “off season training makes in-season champions.”
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 25/04/2026
Also, this post is top tier
A post in r/phillies on Reddit.

Post title: I don’t get why we’re calling this a Wawa sub

Post content: it should be a Wawa hoagie
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 12/04/2026
Literally as I composed this post, NESN changed to a better score bug. Is this the official MLB one? It is so much better. #RedSox #BOSvsSTL
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 12/04/2026
I hate the new, huge NESN score bug so much. So many terrible features: huge team logos AND abbreviations, inability to identify if the bases are loaded or empty, no ABS challenge indicators, terribly small print (and poor contrast) for batter/pitcher data, and, of course, the obnoxiously large ads.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 08/04/2026
Dang, @torontobluejays.bsky.social fans. Way to go on Loonie Dog Night! Via Reddit www.reddit.com/r/Torontoblu...
A sign at tonight’s Toronto Blue Jays game showing that fans purchased 100,189 hot dogs on Loonie Dog Night ($1 CAD hot dog night)
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 07/04/2026
Re: final #jeopardy last night (IYKYK): Siri, go back to bed, you’re drunk
Asking Siri, “How far is it from Iceland to Greenland?”

Siri replies, “I’m not sure how far away it is from Iceland to Greenland by car, but it’s about 891 miles as the crow flies.”A map showing the distance from a point in Iceland to a point in Greenland (seemingly not the closest points, though) is 891 miles.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 31/03/2026
The video of AA Olaf falling over that was posted to r/fauxmoi is kind of hilarious. Full video: www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/co...
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 19/03/2026
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 17/03/2026
I found my photos of them… If you’re flying back on Air France, inquire about these. They are delicious.
A hand holding a box of Gavottes Crêpes Fourrées, a fancy, French, Combos-like snack, given out in Air France business class. A hand holding a single Gavottes Crêpes Fourrées, bitten in half to show a cross-section of the cracker’s interior, filled with cheese.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 15/03/2026
While traveling recently, I checked Flighty app and noticed this oddity with the airplane I would be traveling on. Thankfully, I got where I was going just fine.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 01/03/2026
This meme is sadly very accurate #Traitors #POTUS Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DVSRcRY...
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 25/02/2026
Good morning CARROT. I updated my iPhone app this morning and changed the data source to TWC (most accurate in my area) and now my Home Screen widget is blank. Any ideas on how to resolve this?
A screenshot of a CARROT Weather Home Screen widget that is, unfortunately, not showing any data.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 21/02/2026
My timeline is, apparently, so back. Cc @lindaholmes.bsky.social @henrytcasey.net
Screenshot of my Bluesky timeline.

Linda Holmes (‪@lindaholmes.bsky.social‬): “Just watched Justin Crawford hit a double WE ARE SO BACK”

Henry T. Casey (‪@henrytcasey.net‬): “We are so back.” with a photo of “Onions chopped in a soup pot, sizzle. There’s a big wooden spoon.”
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 20/02/2026
Justice vs. Just ICE (Via Reddit, presumably via X, Mike Luckovich’s Atlanta Journal-Constitution political cartoon scheduled for publication tomorrow)
Political cartoon with two panels:

Left: title at top reads, “In UK;” cartoon is of a British police officer escorting former Prince Andrew, presumably wearing handcuffs; subtitle at the bottom reads, “Justice.”

Right: title at the top reads, “In US;” cartoon is of a masked ICE agent escorting a child or small adult wearing handcuffs; subtitle at the bottom reads, “Just ICE.”
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 18/02/2026
Shout out to the employee of ESPN who, when updating a support article on ESPN's web site, included an Outlook Safe Links URL in the support article (in multiple places!) instead of a regular URL. Bravo! 👏👏 See it for yourself at support.espn.com/hc/en-us/art...
An article on the ESPN.com support site. When hovering over a link to MLB.TV, the status bar at the bottom shows the link as "nam04.safelinks.protection.outlook.com....," an indicator that the link was copied directly from Outlook and not first opened and resolved to the correct, safe URL.A cropped version of the first screenshot in a larger window that shows more of the aforementioned Outlook Safe Link. Because we can see more of the link in the status bar, we can see that the URL contains the Outlook recipient's email address, which in this case is also the recipient's name.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 11/02/2026
@cabel.panic.com I know you like interesting snacks, so I thought I’d share these gummies I saw at Walgreens this morning. I searched for them online and found no information about them, so I don’t know if they’ll be available near you. Milano/Cortina 2026 Tina and Milo gummy stoats.
A human hand holding two packages of Amos brand 4D (3D + delicious) gummy stoats.

The package on the left is a blue and white winter theme, featuring the Milano/Cortina 26 logo at top right (covered by the other package) and Tina the stoat, one of the mascots of the Milano/Cortina 2026 Olympics. The gummies are a clear-ish color and are flavored peach/grape. Tina is holding a megaphone and wearing a light blue scarf with the flag of Italy sticking out of it.


The package on the right is a pink and white winter theme, featuring the Milano/Cortina 26 logo at the top right and Milo the stoat, one of the mascots of the Milano/Cortina 2026 Olympics. The gummies are a light brown-ish olor and are flavored cola/lemon. Milo is holding a megaphone and wearing a green scarf with the flag of Italy sticking out of it.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 16/01/2026
Yes, Jim gave Dwight a ”certificate of bravery” in “The Negotiation.” This happened after Dwight stopped Roy from attacking Jim. Image from Reddit:
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 09/01/2026
Cartoon by Mike Luckovich, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution www.ajc.com/opinion/2026...
Three armed, masked ICE agents surrounding the Statue of Liberty, lying on the ground with her torch by her side. The middle ICE agent is saying, "She was brandishing a torch..."
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 24/12/2025
“The Marleys were dead: to begin with.” — “The #Muppet Christmas Carol“
Gonzo the Great as Charles Dickens in the opening scene of “The Muppet Christmas Carol”
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 08/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 01/12/2025
You know that you're old when this shows up on Reddit's r/explainlikeimfive and you can't believe there's anyone using a computer who doesn't know the answer to this question.
Posted in r/explainlikeimfive by u/AntifaPr1deWorldWide, 17 hours ago:

ELI5: Why is "C" the default Hard Drive letter & not "A"

Tagged as "Technology"

6,000 upvotes, 1,800 comments
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 16/11/2025
Here’s a look at the penalty craziness out of the #SPHL right now #hockey #HockeySky
PENALTY
#91 Alec Baer Fighting After Original Altercation - Game Misconduct
10 min

PENALTY
#55 Bryce Martin
Fighting After Original Altercation - Game Misconduct
10 min

PENALTY
#15 Matt O'Dea Continuing Altercation
Misconduct
10 min

PENALTY
#55 Bryce Martin
Fighting
5 min

PENALTY
#91 Alec Baer Fighting 5 min

PENALTY
#91 Khristian Acosta
Fighting (Aggressor) - Game Misconduct 10 min

PENALTY
#91 Khristian Acosta
Fighting 5 min PENALTY
#8 Michael McChesney Continuing
Altercation - Misconduct
10 min
PENALTY
#15 Lazarus Kaebel
Altercation - Misconduct
Continuing
10 min
PENALTY
#14 Michael Herrera min
Roughing
2
GOALIE CHANGE
#83 Austyn Roudebush Off
PENALTY
#18 Trey Fechko
Roughing 2 min
PENALTY
#28 Travis Broughman
Continuing
Altercation - Misconduct
10 min
GOALIE CHANGE
#83 Austyn Roudebush On
PENALTY
#7 Benjamin Lindberg
min PP
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 20/10/2025
And, lastly, here’s a screen recording showing the back tap accessibility feature running the shortcut.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 20/10/2025
Here’s a screen recording showing the second shortcut documented above.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 20/10/2025
Here are photos of my iOS Shortcuts as documented in this thread.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 06/10/2025
Love Big Papi 😂 (this is from after game one)
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 23/09/2025
ABS coming to #MLB next season is such great news!
@MLB on X:

BREAKING: Major League Baseball will use the Automated Ball-Strike Challenge System (ABS) during the entire 2026 season

ABS CHALLENGE RULES:

- Each team will get two challenges and can keep them if they're successful

- Challenges can only be initiated by a pitcher, catcher, or batter, and the request must come right after the pitch

- To signal a challenge, the pitcher, catcher, or batter will tap his hat or helmet to let the umpire know

- No help from the dugout or other players on the field is allowed

- In each extra inning, a team will be awarded a challenge if it has none remaining entering the inning

The ABS Challenge System powered by T-Mobile 5G network uses cameras set up around the perimeter of the field to track the location of each pitch and a graphic on the scoreboard shows the result of the challenge
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 17/09/2025
Oh hai, #FenwayPark #RedSox
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 14/09/2025
For @heatherw25.bsky.social
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 08/09/2025
New #Banksy art at London's Royal Courts of Justice www.instagram.com/p/DOVoHlVDMIU/ www.reuters.com/world/uk/new...
A post by Banksy on Instagram. Artwork on the side of London's Royal Courts of Justice depicts a judge beating a protestor with a gavel.

A person with a cell phone at is ear is walking from left to right past the artwork. Additionally, a person is riding a bicycle from left to right past the artwork.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 05/09/2025
. @effinbirds.com please tell me this latest Effin Bird is or will be available as a print.
A green bird with red highlights on its wing sitting on a tree branch.

To the right, text that reads, “consider that perhaps no one is interested in your opinion because it is fucking awful. @effinbirds”

The bird and text are on a light pink background.
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 24/08/2025
I loved that show, too!
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 24/08/2025
I loved that show so much!
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 19/08/2025
#Phillies fans in my timeline 😂
Linda Holmes‬ - ‪@lindaholmes.bsky.social‬: 

Can we please stop this Jordan Romano situation? Please. Let the man go home. #phillies


Heather‬ - @heatherw25.bsky.social‬:

Release Romano. Into the sun #phillies
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Tim Weston @timweston.com · 30/07/2025
Ah, I found a list of gestures! Swipe in on the secondary/smaller activity to hide it when two activities are active.
Swipe in when one activity is active: hide activity from the Dynamic Island

Swipe in when two activities are active: hide the activity on the side you're swiping from, which makes the other activity the "primary" activity

Swipe out when two activities are active, but one activity is hidden: unhide secondary activity

Swipe in when two activities are active, but one activity is hidden: hide primary activity

Swipe in when two activities are active, but both are hidden: unhide primary activity
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