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Jenny Nicholls @jenster.bsky.social · 20h
#nzpol winner of the nz leader’s debate is the girl in red who is not having it.
PM Luxo not looking like cheese Glam but very cranky audience member during questions on healthcare crisis. Is she a nurse?
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Mark @maetl.bsky.social · 9h
FOR SALE: Dancing shoes. Never worn.
A NZ Herald headline by Thomas Coughlan that says: “Election 2026: National on track to lose and Christopher Luxon’s debate performance didn’t help”
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 8h
But, wait, we have to subtract the methane and the NOx from the results because there’s NOTHING TO SEE IN AGRICULTURE! Nothing to see here, move on…
Pie chart of NZ general greenhouse emissions, 53% of which are from…AGRICULTURE
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Ms Hooper @mshooper.bsky.social · 13h
The greenhouse gases that cause global warming have increased to new record levels in New Zealand's atmosphere, new data shows. At the same time, the country's climate is changing, with warmer annual temperatures and a greater proportion of rain falling during extreme events. #nzpol
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Greenhouse gases hit record levels in New Zealand's atmosphere, new data shows
The greenhouse gases that cause global warming have increased to new record levels in New Zealand's atmosphere, new data shows.
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 21h
I think that question tells us rather a bit too much about what young Master Seymour was like… 😳
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Daniel Vernon @yeehawtheboys.bsky.social · 22h
Don’t be left standing in the rain after October 25th begging for a second chance, enrol to vote now! If you like this comic, and want to support, grabs pre-order of my new comic book: danielvernon.bigcartel.com
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 23h
Should’ve been a CAPTAIN by now, eh?? Eh?? Maybe that’s why he’s so bitter? (Esoteric Catch-22 reference) #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/crime-a...
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Jack Captein named as former New Zealand Army soldier in attempted espionage case
A New Zealand soldier guilty of attempted espionage who feared retaliation if he was named has lost a bid to keep his identity secret.
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reminded of sitting in a lecture theatre in the mid-90s. Guy in front of me wearing a Western-themed sweatshirt emblazoned on the back with “All Mens Mind The Desire…” I think about that A LOT.
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Paul Le Comte 🇳🇿🇨🇦📷 @paullecomtephoto.nz · 05/10/2026
Shared this with everyone I know over the weekend. I bet our drunks uncle wouldn't even be able to comprehend this, or come back with 'but they earned it' BS.
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a double poll day means it's meme time
Jason Momoa creeps up on Henry Cavill with a look of fuck yeah buddy I'm gonna scare the shit out of you. He's labelled Roy Morgan, the drunk uncle of polling.

Henry Cavill in a double breasted suit stands proudly and unaware he's about to get Roy'd. He's labelled Verian, Reid-Research, Talbot Mills and Freshwater Strategies - the other polling firms.

No Curia? Fuck Curia.
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Green Party of Aotearoa New Zealand @greens.org.nz · 05/10/2026
We have everything we need in Aotearoa to rebuild our country 🌱 We CAN lower the cost of living. We CAN build a country where everyone has enough to live the life they deserve. There are just 20 days left to enrol to vote. Make sure your voice is heard, because your vote matters.
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David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rocked by a nightmare poll, National takes massive pivot and announces 100 new roads of national significance
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Kent Duston @kentduston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Simeon Brown announces new billboards saying ‘12 New Taxes’, confirms number of imaginary taxes will rise by one for every 1% decrease in National’s polling #nzpol
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Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve made a pilgrimage to Belgium to look at the holy relics.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@mathaiaus

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Here’s a photo of my cute children playing with their new puppy aww 
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No I didn’t say Hiroshima was good I just said it helped push the Japanese towards surrender
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Craig Wright-St Clair @craigwrightstclair.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#priorities
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🚄Rob✅✅🚆 @robdickinson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just how did Labour go from the Clean car scheme/discount to publicly funded petrol stations? Madness
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🐻Iona🐻 @bewarethefish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Labour neolibs still committed to their 1980s policies of transferring public assets into private hands eh. If NZTA have "spare land" on their books it should go back to the local iwi it was almost certainly originally stolen from. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
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Labour to require NZTA to potentially give up spare land for petrol stations
It's part of a policy aimed at improving competition in the sector.
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Algeria Worblebot @algeriaworblebot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean it's ACT, grooming's a big part of the culture right?
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David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Contains a fresh election quiz www.davidslack.net/untruth-tell...
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Untruth-telling
It wasn’t a lie, all that stuff they taught us in school about democracy. It wasn’t a lie, all that stuff they taught us in school by holding pretend elections where we earnestly set out our case in ...
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LIP @l11p.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just a quick follow up re this, no worries if not : ) www.rnz.co.nz/news/busines...
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Petrol price hits highest level since start of Iran war
Petrol prices have hit their highest level since the start of the Iran-US war.
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So, RNZ, we need to talk. About decimals… and how, much like a Highlander, there can be only one. #maths
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Mac & Charlie Crying in Smoking Jackets - Sunny
ALT: Mac & Charlie Crying in Smoking Jackets - Sunny
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#shitmypants
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Peter Sime @petesi.me · 05/10/2026
#nzpol
The 4 panel meme of a pigeon doing stand-up. The pigeon says, "I'm announcing a new road". An audience member heckles the pigeon saying "Boo. Get better material!" The pigeon, visibly distressed and speechless consults cue cards, which just say "Roads, roads,roads..."
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tamatha Paul and all the other liberal female candidates around the country be looking at this whiny guy and going: “Boo-fucken-hoo! Your hoarding got vandalised once? And it makes the news?” #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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Election signage deliberately set on fire, National MP Carlos Cheung says
National's Mt Roskill MP says his election signage has been deliberately set on fire, after already being vandalised.
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drive past it every day. Nothing!
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Trevor Nicholls @aquatarkus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This amateur statistician has observed that the NZ media does not cover the parties in proportion to their seats in Parliament. It does not cover them in proportion to their current polling average. It does cover them approximately in proportion to their total donations #NZpol #ViciousCycle
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Damn, things are looking *interesting* in Pōneke 👀😀 @julieannegenter.greens.org.nz @alicesoapbox.bsky.social
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David Hood @thoughtfulnz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
18-24 electoral enrolments (as of 4 days ago) with now 3 weeks to go that people can enrol before the election. Data source: elections.nz/stats-and-re... Checking enrolment or enrolling: vote.nz/enrolling/en...
Graph of general electorate areas and (combined General and Maori) enrollment for that area
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Char Of AotearoaNZ @kiwichar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Omfg YES!!! 🤩 Honestly, who else is offering epic future proofing policy like this, other than the legends in the NZ Greens?! WE CAN HAVE NICE THINGS (if you vote for them) ✅✅🤘 #nzpol #OneTermGovernment #NZ #TaxTheRich #ForAllOfUs www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/green-par...
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Greens announce plans for Auckland to Wellington overnight rail service
The party also wants a passenger rail service between Christchurch and Dunedin.
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Whakamataku - Toitū Te Tiriti 🍉 @whakamataku.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is my clip and GIF of the election. Both as a creator of joy and a prediction of what is to come. Entitled boys trying to take down the 💚GREENS💚.. (National, Labour, NZ last and no FACTs) #nzpol
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 22/02/2026
Literally
@tonyhawktruther

american: i can't afford the doctor

european: Ö you don't hjåve hjëalthcare for frëe? Very fjünny because here in EU we are riding trølley or mjötorbike to djöctor at no cjøst, in fact is considered rüde not to
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anti-government posters seen around Wellington, New Zealand
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aren’t we all, in some way, C’mon Man?
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 03/10/2026
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AJ Hunter @brianoblivionnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So these "9 new taxes" National keeps babbling on about are just some drivel that they made up. Thought so. rnz.liveblog.pro/lb-rnz/blogs... #nzpol
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Jennifer @jennifilm.nz · 01/10/2026
Every time
Scooby Doo “let’s see who this really is” meme. In the first frame is a masked figure marked “high costs for rates and power bills”. In the second frame the figure is now unmasked and reads “years of systemic underinvestment coming back to bite us”
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henry cooke @henrycooke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Todd McClay earlier this week accused of Greens of "acting with foreign actors" to make a complaint to the EU about climate. But asked about this claim today, the PM has suggested that it was actually just something the media came up with.
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It will never NOT be funny to me that the US, with it’s passion, access, and staunch legal support for guns, and tolerance of thousands of yearly gun deaths…just shrugs and goes “Geez, we’ve got no idea how we could possibly legally execute someone. Any ideas?” www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/1...
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Christa Pike getting 'life-saving medical care' after surviving Tennessee execution
Christa Pike is critically ill and receiving "life-saving medical care" in a Nashville hospital, hours after she survived two attempts by Tennessee to execute her with lethal injections, her lawyers s...
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s one bok choy, Christopher. What could it cost? $30 ?
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Or… Step 3. Inherit such land from your colonial ancestors and your boomer parents. 4. Grow vegies etc…
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beckydubs 🇳🇿 @beckydubs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#nzpol #OneTermGovernment
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
*watch your party run roughshod over every vulnerable community for a decade* “Can’t we all just get along?”
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Step 1. Get the colonial government to steal vast quantities of land by force and gift it to the soldiers who carried out the crime. 2. Get the colonial government to steal even larger swathes of land through blatant illegal appropriation, sell it to colonists 3. Use the land to grow vegies #nzpol
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Andrew Jull NZRN (he/him) @andrewjull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why the feck is The Spinoff using Curia to poll Mt Albert? Should they really be sending money Farrar's way? May be time to start questioning my regular donation. Eight things we learned from The Great Mt Albert Debate thespinoff.co.nz/politics/01-...
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Eight things we learned from The Great Mt Albert Debate
The biggest revelations shared and sharpest shots fired as the contenders for this sought-after seat went head to head.
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are those “clear international standards” in the room with us right now, Ms Wong?
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Kevin Veale 😷 (Toitū Te Tiriti) @krveale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
More troubling: she 100% knows that such standards don't exist, and is knowingly dunking the public in a big ole tub of flimflam + bamboozlement on behalf of her corporate overlords. #nzpol Does she sound more grounded + plausible than people in our current govt? If so, That's Scary As Shit.
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Rowan Atkinson as Blackadder: What Disbelief?
ALT: Rowan Atkinson as Blackadder: What Disbelief?
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