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@timward2014.bsky.social
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Me (aged 10):
Laurence of Arabia screams “No ZUCCHINIS!!”
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
One day, after *this* is all over, there’s going to be some very interesting research done on how and why formerly reputable news sources repeatedly treated “Trump announcements” as facts to be reported on, rather than deluded ramblings of the biggest liar the world has ever seen. #media #fantasist
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“National woos farmer vote with $300m low cost loans for water storage” Wonder why farmers need more water storage? 🤔
Why do the farmers need more water storage, motherfucker?
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Less money? Is the answer less money? Because that’s the only possible outcome.
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Marama “trash-talking” billionaires is a victimless crime…
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But, wait, we have to subtract the methane and the NOx from the results because there’s NOTHING TO SEE IN AGRICULTURE! Nothing to see here, move on…
Pie chart of NZ general greenhouse emissions, 53% of which are from…AGRICULTURE
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So, RNZ, we need to talk. About decimals… and how, much like a Highlander, there can be only one. #maths
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#shitmypants
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Damn, things are looking *interesting* in Pōneke 👀😀 @julieannegenter.greens.org.nz @alicesoapbox.bsky.social
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s one bok choy, Christopher. What could it cost? $30 ?
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recommit to Paris - This is not a bottom line policy that will be picked up or accepted by a National-led government. TOP have declared their hand, it would seem.
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you ask the question if there is any evidence that the “market” has ever fixed any problem caused by the “market”: #nzpol
The shrugging guy meme
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s really just clicked for me (belatedly, post-Dirty Work) how much effort is put in by my tax dollars supporting and amplifying dodgy right-wing slackers, courtesy of a public service that should know better. Shame, RNZ #nzpol
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you ask for evidence that *anything* has been improved by “industry self-regulation”:
The meme with the guy shrugging to suggest there’s nothing…
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Modern corporations: “Trust us, we know how to make efficient use of resources to manufacture goods. Don’t regulate us. We can solve all the world’s problems using the market.” The goods they manufacture: #capitalism #climatecrisis #manufacturing #efficiency
A rectangular sheet of small, round white tablets. The 10 little tablets that are enclosed represent a tiny proportion of the space of the tablet sheet. The rest is a vast expanse of wasted plastic and foil.
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
John Lydon/Johnny Rotten singing “This is not a love song” but it’s war.
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The rosy fingers of dawn… #pōneke #wellington
Absolutely terrible phone photo of dawn across Te Whanganui a Tara.
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think about this guy’s post a lot. #nzpol Especially when: - people who want lower taxes complain about public health waiting times - people who complain about council rates then ask to be bailed out by council when climate change fucks their house up Infrastructure (even social) requires funds.
Millionaire whose home is about to burn to the ground posts on Twitter: “Does anyone have access to private firefighters to protect our home in Pacific Palisades? Need to act fast here. All neighbors houses burning. Will pay any amount. Thank you."
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Most NZ headline ever. Jesus RNZ, are you 100% boomer these days? #nzpol
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m old enough to remember the US Republicans losing their fucking minds over a President sticking his dick into a staffer…
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Something something something impeachment something…but it’s probably fine if a Republican does it, eh? Pretty sure the Supreme Court agrees.
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In which a voter for the party that is violently opposed to “ideological governance” asks why more government resources are not being used to crush opposing viewpoints. If this dude was in the Greens, we’d have chucked him out for being a fascist. #nzpol
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I am literally begging NZ conservatives to understand that society is made up of people, some of whom who have different views to you. Alternative views should not be “combatted”, but recognised and respected. If you disagree - you’re not a conservative. You’re an authoritarian. #nzpol
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Every time I hear that the US has “reopened” the Strait of Hormuz, and then the US stockmarkets shoot upwards because “everything is OK now”, I think about this graph: #hormuz #whatisreality
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Middle NZ: A UBI would never work. Science: Well,… #nzpol
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fixed it for ya #nzpol
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This!
David Attenborough excitedly points UP, drawing your attention to this excellent post.
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
#nzpol
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Your regular reminder… #nzpol
Drake meme, but with Chris Luxon, in the first frame rejecting the concept that the economy is part of wider society, and in the second frame enthusiastically supporting the concept that society is just a subset of the economy.
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
How it started, how it’s going etc #nzpol
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“A Hit Job will be Done on Religions, Corruption,Fraud, Evil Entities,Evil People…”
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Mr Liu is in the running for either Most Optimistic NZer 2026, or Mr Unaware 2026… Dude, we’ve ALL been hoping that same thing continuously since 1993. #nzpol
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
No. Absolutely not. The government represents all our *citizens*. The government is responsible to the *citizens*. Businesses do not feature. They are not a partner. They do not have rights. They are not “equal” to the government. They do not have a voice. They do not have a say. #nzpol
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Nice. #nzpol
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Bernie meme, but he’s begging US to learn geography
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Fancy white shirt? It’s a
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
FINALFINAL_Latest_UseThisOnev5.doc #nzpol
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Fixed it for me: #nzpol
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Timeless… #nzpol
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
New press release from The Opportunity Party: #nzpol
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Congratulations to Stuff, for apparently forgetting that NZ has been a separate country from England since 1907!! Is “football coming home” a relevant phrase to use in a country in which 98% of its citizens were not born in the UK? #nzpol
A Stuff article from 2026 claiming that NZ citizens were excited about “football coming home” to the Mother country ahead of the Argentinian destruction of the Lionesses Men’s Team.
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
There are two ways to achieve the stated performance measure of “75% fewer households in emergency housing”: 1. Reduce homelessness by addressing the multitudes of root causes, such as education, housing supply, income inequality etc., or 2. Just throw people out of emergency housing. #nzpol
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Gosh. Who could have possibly foreseen this? #nzpol
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I know, I know. Sometimes it feels like that, Windows, but it’s really not *that* bad…
Windows error message that says “Catastrophic failure”
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
One more…that’s the last, I promise… #nzpol
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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Wellington version… #nzpol
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