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Big Dumb Red Beard Guy @timtheredmenace.bsky.social · 14m

As someone who has written for The Guardian in the past... *obnoxiously pulls mic closer to mouth* AS SOMEONE WHO HAS WRITTEN FOR THEEEEEE GUARDIAN IN THE PAST, I give this post a hearty "hell yeah".

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Big Dumb Red Beard Guy @timtheredmenace.bsky.social · 10h

Oh no, the consequences of his actions!

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Big Dumb Red Beard Guy @timtheredmenace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Show me the cover of an album that, to you, is so good, so perfect, you can’t even believe it was made by mortal humans on earth.

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Big Dumb Red Beard Guy @timtheredmenace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just anyone, anyone who owns shorts, please come eat some minutes. #RBNY

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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Oh, a Back to the Future ref... THE MAGAZINE ISCALLED WAHT!?!?"

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Big Dumb Red Beard Guy @timtheredmenace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The spiritual successor of the Choco Taco.

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.

A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".

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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Road Redux - From Bill (ridingrobots.bsky.social) - flic.kr/p/2jeTGrb

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DaBella @highme.org · 28/09/2026

Men, if you don't know any women who've dealt with rape, assault and/or harrassment you don't know any women that trust you.

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner

promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection

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Big Dumb Red Beard Guy @timtheredmenace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

CONVERSATIONS THAT I BELIEVE MUST HAVE HAPPENED: "Oh bollocks, Freddie. Nobody's ever called you 'Mr. Fahrenheit'."

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Big Dumb Red Beard Guy @timtheredmenace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Interesting article in the Guardian about San Francisco public transport and the effects of COVID and the tech scene but... COMRADE DAVID, WELCOME. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Screenshot reading "David, 42, a surgeon taking Bart’s red line to work at dawn, supports the ballot measure, but would like to see big companies in the region who benefit from Bart to step up: “I think that they should pay some portion of the subsidy for our transportation to work for them,” he said."

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Big Dumb Red Beard Guy @timtheredmenace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Michael J. Fox should appear at Renaissance Fairs in Marty McFly costume and walk around looking very concerned.

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.

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Big Dumb Red Beard Guy @timtheredmenace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It is a particularly rainy, windy, dreary day here in the northeastern United States, so I have done the following: -worn a henley -pet two (2) cats -had chicken soup for lunch -made baked potatoes -had a baked potato with butter and aged cheddar for dinner Follow me for more tips about winning.

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Grace @gracekind.net · 26/09/2026

Multiple things can be true. Three things, or four things. Not five things, though.

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Dave @dscoul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Never forteg

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Weren't you fucking LEAVING Why are you STILL HERE

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Kelly Carlin-McCall @kellycarlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 Zelda! I’m with you sister. Stop using our fathers as your bad joke AI-generated puppets. Shame. Shame. Shame.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026

When people drive Tesla this is what I assume they think of me

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[Hitting the buzzer so fast, it shatters into a billion pieces] PULLING ON MY PENIS

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Handlebar-Orion X.🟦ᴺᵉʳᵈʸ ᵖʳᵒᵍʳᵉˢˢᶦᵛᵉ ᵠᵘᵃᵈʳᵒᵒⁿ ʲᵉʷ @handlebarorionx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I just found out that in GIANT GRAM 2000 All Japan Pro Wrestling 3 on the Sega Dreamcast, the folks an Sega made a look alike of King from Tekken with a moveset based on Satoru Sayama's time as Tiger King, (not Joe Exotic) and they named him Tigre Erection I shit you not 🤣 #wrestlesky #AJPW #furry

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Big Dumb Red Beard Guy @timtheredmenace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

🎵You were masking in a lesbian baaaaar, That much is true... 🎵

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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Can we call it apartheid now

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Big Dumb Red Beard Guy @timtheredmenace.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Woooow, nearly twenty entire people? I feel safe now!

Google push notification screenshot reading "US launches major election fraud crackdown. DOJ arrests 16 people across seven states in major election fraud crackdown"

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Big Dumb Red Beard Guy @timtheredmenace.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Godzilla gonna say racial slurs, that's crazy.

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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Would you rather fight one horsepower duck or 100 duckpower horses

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Big Dumb Red Beard Guy @timtheredmenace.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You might find your man dead in the ocean (he be aight tho) You know dead rappers gettin' better promotion

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Chris Ballard @chrisjballard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I read somewhere that Haley Joel Osmont is in the Arctic with an archeological team examining a previously undiscovered settlement When asked about it, he said "Icy Dead People"

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Big Dumb Red Beard Guy @timtheredmenace.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I think it's super cool Taylor Swift is doing a cover of one of her musical heroes' best songs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhFu...

youtube.com

MARKO HIETALA - Impatient Zero (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)

YouTube video by Nuclear Blast Records

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Big Dumb Red Beard Guy @timtheredmenace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Bought 100 tea bags for $3 to keep at work just for an occasional afternoon pick-me-up. I say this to remind you that you are the envy of your forebears.

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Big Dumb Red Beard Guy @timtheredmenace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sounds like a bunch of Gen Z are fucking herbs.

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Virus.py 🎃「❄️🐦‍⬛」→ BLFC @bytepaws.gay · 22/09/2026

It's the first day of fall and you all know what that means. ;)

I'm so pumped for autumn I'm going to fill my ass with leaves.

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Big Dumb Red Beard Guy @timtheredmenace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Do I want to go see a Godsmack gig? Like the actual physical act of getting myself to that location and everything? Boy...

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan

newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"

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Big Dumb Red Beard Guy @timtheredmenace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

For those of you with $16.5 million - which I believe is most of my followers - and a desire to reenact Old West gunfights... www.zillow.com/homedetails/...?

zillow.com

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Big Dumb Red Beard Guy @timtheredmenace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm sure everyone in that crowd in the Meadowlands is stoked to be outside even longer in this weather.

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Big Dumb Red Beard Guy @timtheredmenace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It is not much of a logical leap to believe that these dolts have never had "combo over rice white sauce hot sauce". But is that cause, or is it effect?

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Trevon Logan @trevondlogan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It’s amazing how the media cooperates to make some issues salient and completely ignores others. We went from North Carolina being protested against for an anti-trans bathroom bill in 2016 to now every politician being asked their position on a dozen or so athletes in ALL of K-16.

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Prairie Rose Clayton @hooverdam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Twice

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