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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It
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sverige tiff :) 🇸🇪 @integrandma.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
[experiencing mild to moderate emotional discomfort] I Need To Purchase A Firearm.
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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Tim Reynolds @timreynolds.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Deep inside debootstrap. Modern linux distros feel the same as modern web development to me. A wolf howls in the distance.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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Tim Reynolds @timreynolds.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
We asked the Harry Potter libs to read another book and unfortunately they watched Andor instead.
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Tim Reynolds @timreynolds.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Entire feed full of extremely "but decorum" posts about Charlie Kirk. Shut the fuck up hahaha
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
groimes they're goana eepstein me
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
groimes they waent to waeterbourd me
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
the 'C' in "USB-C" stands for "cloaca" because it's one hole that does just about everything
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
I had an idea, and now I'm writing a set of Wargame rules. WALLET HAMMER, a tabletop wargame where your army’s strength is solely determined by how much they cost. I am especially amused with the last paragraph here: shame as a game-balancer.
WALLET HAMMER
A tabletop wargame where your army’s strength is solely determined by how much they cost.

LIST CONSTRUCTION 

Decide with your opponent what limitations you wish to put on army selection. A maximum number of heroes and units is a good one, or a maximum amount of money spent if you want to try and be fair (if you do this, you may be playing the wrong game).

Select your army, and work out the total cost (as in, money paid - if you got them cheap, they are cheaper and weaker. If you paid to have them painted, yes, you include that. If you’re a pro painter and painted them yourself, only include your rate if you actually charged yourself it in a complicated tax dodge). 

After you have decided on your army, you must take the miniatures and show them to someone you respect who is not into miniature games, ideally a partner. Tell them, honestly, how much they cost.
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
exec after years of bad decisions: the industry has shifted,
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Tim Reynolds @timreynolds.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #315,825!
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Tim Reynolds @timreynolds.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
Finding out from Steve1989MREInfo that my favourite MRE is discontinued what the fuck
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
Lmao to the start of this email from an equestrian centre
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Tim Reynolds @timreynolds.bsky.social · 28/07/2024
If you ever need to install a headless MegaMek server on Debian 12, have I got the gist for you. gist.github.com/timrterrible...
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Install headless MegaMek on Debian 12 Bookworm
Install headless MegaMek on Debian 12 Bookworm. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
I’m no comic book villain Jack. Did you seriously think I’d tell you my master stroke if there was any chance of Malarkey? I dropped out thirty five seconds ago
BBC headline: Joe Biden didnt tell most of his senior aides of his plan to quit race until a minute before announcing it, sources tell bbc
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Tim Reynolds @timreynolds.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
Switched from Plex to Jellyfin two months ago. It's really, really good but seems to have some weird reliability issues. I wish I could contribute and help fix them.
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Tim Reynolds @timreynolds.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
Trying to build a PXE environment based on tiny Dell thin clients that have a ton of UEFI quirks is taking years off my life.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
Paul muaddib, You Spice Too Tough. Your Walk Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
this is genuinely my greatest fear about writing historical fiction. I'll spend a bunch of time researching, do my best, and some fucking chicken expert will be like "chickens are wrong"
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Tim Reynolds @timreynolds.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Gimme that savoury toothpaste
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .
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labyrinths @labyrinths.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
the kids today need to learn to pirate shit again. absolutely insane that streaming services have tiers with ads. "yes please show me the mcdonald commercial." fuck off and die to all corporations
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