Reposted by Tim Reynoldsmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It 142237646
Reposted by Tim Reynoldssverige tiff :) 🇸🇪 @integrandma.bsky.social · 26/08/2026[experiencing mild to moderate emotional discomfort] I Need To Purchase A Firearm. 1195
Reposted by Tim ReynoldsAdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo 182134574700
Tim Reynolds @timreynolds.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Deep inside debootstrap. Modern linux distros feel the same as modern web development to me. A wolf howls in the distance. 010
Reposted by Tim ReynoldsA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 10/10/2025I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for? 4382952211
Tim Reynolds @timreynolds.bsky.social · 21/10/2025We asked the Harry Potter libs to read another book and unfortunately they watched Andor instead. 000
Tim Reynolds @timreynolds.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Entire feed full of extremely "but decorum" posts about Charlie Kirk. Shut the fuck up hahaha 120
Reposted by Tim ReynoldsDanielle Froom 🏳️🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 05/06/2025groimes they're goana eepstein me 02039
Reposted by Tim ReynoldsDanielle Froom 🏳️🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 05/06/2025groimes they waent to waeterbourd me 132918
Reposted by Tim ReynoldsAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/06/2025groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo 66112981958
Reposted by Tim Reynoldslumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 28/02/2025the 'C' in "USB-C" stands for "cloaca" because it's one hole that does just about everything 202087661
Reposted by Tim ReynoldsKieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 13/10/2024I had an idea, and now I'm writing a set of Wargame rules. WALLET HAMMER, a tabletop wargame where your army’s strength is solely determined by how much they cost. I am especially amused with the last paragraph here: shame as a game-balancer. 36645166
Reposted by Tim ReynoldsDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 02/10/2024exec after years of bad decisions: the industry has shifted, 173125796
Tim Reynolds @timreynolds.bsky.social · 17/09/2024Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #315,825! 120
Tim Reynolds @timreynolds.bsky.social · 04/09/2024Finding out from Steve1989MREInfo that my favourite MRE is discontinued what the fuck 100
Reposted by Tim ReynoldsTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 12/08/2024Lmao to the start of this email from an equestrian centre 1570386
Tim Reynolds @timreynolds.bsky.social · 28/07/2024If you ever need to install a headless MegaMek server on Debian 12, have I got the gist for you. gist.github.com/timrterrible...gist.github.comInstall headless MegaMek on Debian 12 BookwormInstall headless MegaMek on Debian 12 Bookworm. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets. 020
Reposted by Tim ReynoldsJjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 22/07/2024I’m no comic book villain Jack. Did you seriously think I’d tell you my master stroke if there was any chance of Malarkey? I dropped out thirty five seconds ago 172236478
Tim Reynolds @timreynolds.bsky.social · 11/06/2024Switched from Plex to Jellyfin two months ago. It's really, really good but seems to have some weird reliability issues. I wish I could contribute and help fix them. 000
Tim Reynolds @timreynolds.bsky.social · 03/06/2024Trying to build a PXE environment based on tiny Dell thin clients that have a ton of UEFI quirks is taking years off my life. 010
Reposted by Tim ReynoldsDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/03/2024Paul muaddib, You Spice Too Tough. Your Walk Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You 19425
Reposted by Tim ReynoldsJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 24/02/2024this is genuinely my greatest fear about writing historical fiction. I'll spend a bunch of time researching, do my best, and some fucking chicken expert will be like "chickens are wrong" 12481822113
Reposted by Tim Reynoldswint @dril.bsky.social · 06/02/2024I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners . 395190383599
Reposted by Tim Reynoldslabyrinths @labyrinths.bsky.social · 26/11/2023the kids today need to learn to pirate shit again. absolutely insane that streaming services have tiers with ads. "yes please show me the mcdonald commercial." fuck off and die to all corporations 11770228