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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired

@timothymichael28.bsky.social
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I’m probably just joking *Insert virtue signal* Starter Pack application: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojh…

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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Vote Donald for student class president
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Future documentaries will be like “I was just following orders” “The news said they were murderers” “You have no idea how much eggs cost”
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities - Voltaire
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Apparently Christianity has become too woke for American Evangelicals. Also, they say the church isn’t the place to call out evil deeds. I mean, who would do such a thing?
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Christmas trees are so much beautiful when you have astigmatism
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Any random white guy could tell me he was in Imagine Dragons and I’d have no choice but to believe him.
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Big interview, wish me luck 🤞
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Typically do abstract, but giving something different a try
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Jay-Z definitely has 100 problems now
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
What age do you outgrow biting your cheek when you eat? It’s not 42.
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
We need an Undercover Boss where Jesus visits an evangelical church.
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Hallmark movies gave me unrealistic expectations of how easy it would be to meet a woman simply by wearing a flannel shirt.
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TC 💖 @talia-christine.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Buying a cybertruck seems like an awfully expensive way to tell people you're bad at sex.
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
We never discuss the emotional labor of guys holding back great jokes and comebacks to not make their girl cry.
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
art teacher: Is that a bird or a plane? young clark kent: *crumples self portrait*
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Lyte 🧸🔪 @lyte823.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Unpopular opinion shower sex is overrated
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Repost with one of the greatest villains in film history
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 21/11/2024
they should invent thought canceling headphones
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Molotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I will 100% judge you by the brand of toilet paper you buy.
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Bluesky: if you’re curious where the bots are, they’re in my DMs
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
gods review is in, humans “are cute but not too bright”
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The distance we would travel as kids. No phone; just faith and bikes.
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Listen to her, make her grilled cheese, and tell her she’s pretty.
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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HoosierGirl @karmarocks802.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I miss when ppl used to have secrets.
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Flannel shirts are my pumpkin spice
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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Youth pastor: Do you know who else couldn't afford healthcare?
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Be the rose toy you want to see in the world
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
@thelinklady.bsky.social Hey! I know you’re super busy, but if/when you get a chance would you mind making me a link?
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Big interview this morning. Could use some positive vibes.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Trump is acting like some of these Black applicants for Cabinet appointments are trying to rent an apartment from him or something.
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Jae Benear @jaebenear.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Fun fact: This year, I created my first spec commercial for Target! As a vinyl collector, I thought it’d be cool to imagine what a campaign for their vinyl catalog could look like. Take a look and let me know what you think! 😬👀💿
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Jed🫠 @jaredmay76.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Excessive Force One's 💀
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
You guys we aren’t building new here. We are joining. We are loud and obnoxious in our excitement. We are like the gross humans in Avatar.
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Lyte 🧸🔪 @lyte823.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I hate when you go thru the drive thru and they say “pull around for your total” like nah give me my total now kuz if it’s too high I might pull off on ya ass 😂😂
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🦇𖤐Stephanie𖤐🦇 @deathbecomesme.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
They keep trying to convince you this is a culture war because they don't want you starting a class war
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Do I like her, or is she just thicc? - a TED talk.
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I’m not staking you, this algorithm I’m building bunches all your bangers together
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Jenny Wonderblood 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Oh, you love me? Name 3 of my inner demons
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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Jae Benear @jaebenear.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Your story is still being written, and the plot twist is that everything is about to work in your favor.
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Nice to see Drew Brees enjoying his retirement.
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Based in how I jump when they pop, I know I’ll never look cool while a building explodes behind me.
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I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @timothymichael28.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Her: what them hands do? Me:
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Lane @lanechanged.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.
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