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Timo the Pirate

@timothepirate.bsky.social
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Timo the Pirate @timothepirate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Somehow Mitch has returned
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Timo the Pirate @timothepirate.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@eyepatchwolf.bsky.social I know a commander that might be good for you.
Picture of the Horde of Notions Magic the Gathering Card
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Timo the Pirate @timothepirate.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The rule of three can do the funniest thing right now.
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Jhykron @jhykron.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My problem is it takes me 8 hours to get about 5 hours of sleep at most.
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Timo the Pirate @timothepirate.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Lich McConnell would have been a great Venture Bros character
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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
foreshadowing is a literary device
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Rian Johnson @rianjohnson.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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Timo the Pirate @timothepirate.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
What if we just censor all references to ███████ █████'s name from now on?
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RichaadEB @richaadeb.com · 05/11/2025
good things are still possible
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skutch @skutchdraws.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I suppose I should make a post for #portfolioday I'm Skutch. I draw stuff. I mostly do editorial illustration, portraits and character illustrations but I've recently begun work on my first graphic novel!
Thumbnail art for FD Signifier's Hotep videoThumbnail illustration for Lindsay Ellis's recent video about Ms Rachel and Gazaillustration of two characters casting a spellTitle page to a comic. A girl floats in the sky illuminated by eerie lights
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Kevin Church (Spooky Remix) @beaucoupkevin.com · 26/09/2025
The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
May today be a night you get the sleep you need.
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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania
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やしろ学/Manabu YASHIRO @yashiro-manabu.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
PASS OUT #Superman
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 27/08/2025
ABSOLUTE CINEMA 🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊
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Adam D Boyer @adamwritegood.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
“The new @lindsayellis.bsky.social video has everything: Analysis of pre-K children’s entertainment, doomsday cults, digressions about Andrew Lloyd Webber, Rwandan genocide—“
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604yue @604yue.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
saaaamuuusssss
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AJBartArts [PNGTuber: Hero Lord Q-Drosser] @ajbartart.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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El Norte Recuerda @elnorterecuerda.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.
Laura Loomer‘s tweet: Alligator lives matter. The good news is, alligators are guaranteed at least 65 million meals if we get started now.
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Thinking about bananas and hollandaise
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
getting a few "trump is a coward!" "taco trump!" etc and i feel the need to point out that that is good, in this situation. you should not be trying to goad him into this one
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Rian Johnson @rianjohnson.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
XII.XII.MMXXV on Netflix. More to come…
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Taco Bellmont @aloster.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
@eyepatchwolf.bsky.social
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Timo the Pirate @timothepirate.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Wait, what do I see here?
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 01/05/2025
Having Polygon and Giant Bomb both gutted on the same day is truly heartbreaking. Wild how Vox and Fandom have let go of so many talented people. I hope those laid off can find work at a place that actually respects them
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Timo the Pirate @timothepirate.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
@jerf.xyz @lucyjames.games @tamoorh.com @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social Whatever happens it has been a pleasure going through Jojo with you.
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
my conclaves are too powerful for you traveler
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Timo the Pirate @timothepirate.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Get dunked on Strom Thurmond.
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Timo the Pirate @timothepirate.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I have built Jon Armored Core
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Timo the Pirate @timothepirate.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Really wish streaming services would add a play random episode button. Sometimes I just want a random Star Trek episode.
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Blue @bluestigma.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
bsky.app/profile/wari...
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Butzferatu @kbutzkorner.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
We've launched! 🫡 Good luck, our new crew members of The GUN-DOG store.steampowered.com/app/2118420/...
store.steampowered.com
Save 10% on Stories from Sol: The Gun-Dog on Steam
Survive the mystery that awaits the JFS Gun-Dog in deep space in this retro visual novel / graphic adventure.
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Jawn-diced @jawn41.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Ami Yamato @amiyamato.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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KIRBY (Commissions are OPEN!) @dkirbyj.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
We're Here #onepiece
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magic @magicswordk.ing · 12/02/2025
I keep trying to convince all the Metal Gear freaks in my life to watch Gundam, Revolver Ocelot has broken all these people's brains and I know in my soul that is only because they haven't met Him yet.
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Woolie VS The Algorithm @wooliewoolz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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localthunk @localthunk.com · 24/01/2025
Oh shit I forgot to renew my driver's license, looks like I'll be riding the bus for a little while
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Tuba Zef 🐟fishpersonshooter.com🐟 @tubazef.com · 20/01/2025
reminder
A panel from One Piece with Franky from saying "IT'S NEVER A CRIME JUST TO EXIST"
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Gilamasan @gilamasan.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Elon himself writing "Elon is a father who get's lots of sex" under a sock puppet account might be the funniest thing ever.
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Space Colony Studios @spacecolonystudios.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
With the release of Stories from Sol: The Gun-Dog less than two months away that nightmares where we only sell 49 copies in our first week have started, so if you could wishlist / preorder a copy on Steam / PlayStation / Switch today that'd be great 🥹🙏✨ store.steampowered.com/app/2118420/...
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Stories from Sol: The Gun-Dog on Steam
Survive the mystery that awaits the JFS Gun-Dog in deep space in this retro visual novel / graphic adventure.
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Fiendfold @fiendfold.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, eehhhh... just one more ring
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/12/2024
"number of code changes submitted is very important" well, I could do this in one totally reasonable change, or I could do it in three play stupid performance evaluation games, win stupid prizes
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 07/12/2024
well… that’s fair 😔
Laura from Silent Hill 2 yells at James: “leave me alone, FART FACE”
James: “hey, why do you keep calling me fart face?”
Laura:”because your FACE looks like FARTS”
James, accepting sadly: “oh”
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 06/11/2024
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Todayborday
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
more like stone toss him in the trash
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