iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

@nessguerrero.bsky.social my gay black son fish has now mastered the art he has been practicing for six years he can now vomit without making a sound in a shocking turn of events, i hate this, and wish he wouldn't

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

okay I didn't hit the root but I did still get pretty deep, this will be annoying for a few days maybe I should stop using dental tools on myself now that my MS has advanced to the point of random dance numbers

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it finally happened 20 years of scaling my teeth and i finally fucking stabbed myself so deep in the gum i think i hit a root i dislike this!!!! it doesn't feel good!!!!!

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

slammed a 36oz gatorade again even though i brought up a metal straw to prevent myself from doing that oh well if anyone needs me i'll be urinating

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

tragic: man seeking zbawienie miche has craving only for things that make his stummy hurt

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

just slammed a 36oz gatorade in 5 seconds who wants to come kill me

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

my hair is now long enough that i have to put it in a ponytail to keep it out of my face i no longer have the manual dexterity to give myself a measured cut, i don't like other people touching my hair, and i don't feel like shaving my head right now this must be the worst thing to ever happen

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

oh it's bi visibility day is it well i'm hazel i've sucked more penis than you and i still married a woman so i only get called straight but very specific bars in baton rouge, deston, and louisville doubt i even know what a woman is

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

wait are people who fundamentally cannot perceive rhythm actually a thing i thought it was just a lack of being able to fit into a groove on the first try, are you telling me some people cannot even discern the groove at all honestly why even live at that point

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

@unburntwitch.com MISTER QUINNIFER you should do long form reviews of pokemon romhacks

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

hm Out of every kind of game genre I don't like, most noteworthy is point and click adventure not because my dislike is overt, but because every time I play one, I lose 9 hours to it like I'm not having fun playing them, ever, i'm just burning time in a trance

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

oh my god my neighbor just got it in with their bf in their apartment for the first time in years and he still sounds exactly, EXACTLY like the ray-man "YEAH!" when he nuts anyway my hyperacusis is acting up again

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

one of you fuckers needs to give me five dollars to do something stupid with

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

why do people act like being a prep is bad everybody puts prep in their mouth first thing on date night honey work

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

eating fresh baked bread daily is doing something illegal to my brain chemistry man

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

bro why do I keep confusing disturbia and gothica vowels are the end of society

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

man warm fresh soft pretzels are just the best like a warm hug in the moufth

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

who fucking cares about mcconnell's health at this point

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

oh, elderly people are dying

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

oop just lost 731 browser tabs god dammit

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

whoever made these pretzels that are just normal bread dough in the shape of a pretzel, simply baked instead of the actual way to prep pretzels, will not see the light of heaven this is worse than midwestern bagels

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

jellyroll is the attempted gentrification of the juggalo audience the luke combs of white trash rap

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

@hbomberguy.bsky.social adobe has the chance to the funniest fucking thing rn

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

oh great today's vocal stim is yelling "pee in my ass" like bobby hill

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

genuinely if you consider yourself a "fan of an actor" i assume you've got brain damage of some kind fandom in general is odd but being a part of a "this specific human" fandom is extra goddamned disgusting, have some self respect

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

what's neat about being a moderately skilled singer/vocalist is that my style of singing aligns in absolutely no way with what style I'd ideally like to sing in/what music I listen to isn't that neat

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

if you wash down cheesecake with a glass of milk i know for a fact you're psychotic

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

burn gel is just fuckin magic bro I got a 2nd degree burn yesterday and left a burn gel patch on overnight woke up the patch had hardened into basically solid plastic, peeled it off, pain free burn scar

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

it'd be nice if literally even one movie in this shit decade had the energy of Kung Fury

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Just came face-to-face with a Black Bear sniffing at our litter room's vent door(a mesh door we leave open). Wife was eating a chicken pot pie in the adjacent room. I very gently closed that door as the bear did bear sniffing at me. I locked the door, I do not know why. Bear trundled away

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

3 disc steelbook of a movie i can't watch because i lack physical drives? well okay but only if it's got a fancy slipcover

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

4 tallboys is dinner and none of you are man enough to stop me

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

look i respect most pasta shapes and can even adequately, if not skillfully, utilize the majority of them but gemelli sucks balls and i'm done pretending it doesn't

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

ohhh so we havin a "spend 3 full actual minutes struggling to open crackers because my hands decided to reverse controls and keep stealing the crackers' nose" day today cool cool when does this shit just fucking kill me

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

a brekkie with only 6 grams of protein i'm fucking disgusting man

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

3 soft pretzels and honey mustard is eyepatch boy dinner

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

alright well time to go get something taken out of my mouth, maybe

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

i made oregano-infused pickled red onions and when mixing them into shredded pork roast i was hit with exactly the smell of cool ranch doritos did i touch the nape of god's hongus or

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

@kbash.bsky.social mr kmash i know this might be more than you want to do but can i pls request that when you include footage from another game in a video you label what game it is because sometimes those games also look fun too and searching for things now is impossible

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

@kbash.bsky.social just got around to the soul nomad video and remembered that I saw Soul Nomad and Phantom Brave on the shelf next to eachother as a teen and chose Phantom Brave, because it was bisexual colors in a japanese dialect but it was a really boring game what if i had gotten... t̵͕̣͍̞͍̥͉͔̽͆̽͋͆̈͑ͅͅh̶̛͕̟̘́̿̓̅̈́̓̌̔̊̄̇̐͝͝e̶̳͚̝̞̾͆̋̈̑̿̌̆̕ ̵̩̺͓̘̥̿͐̓̀̍̅̈́̈̾o̶̢̗̠͈̘̭͇̩̻̮͙̼̼̮̔͗͋͛͌ͅt̶̛̥̪̪͉̓̔̔̀̿͆̑̀͌̈́̃h̵̙̲̍͛͝ę̸̡̩͕̳̟̳͔̲͍̹̏̀̌̊́̚ṛ̸̮̳͔̓̿͆͋

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

i respond to emails immediately but if you text me it's better to just presume i died

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

@kaiserneko.bsky.social do you have an opinion on SWAT KATS: The Radical Squadron

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

remembering the time I forgot to flush after peeing at the hospital once and my nurse walked in and then cracked a smile and went "wow, someone likes beet juice huh" and I said "...what do you mean?" and her smile dropped like a third plane hit the towers and then i showed her my beetroot smoothie

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

by moonlight we ride my ribs cause pain in my siiiiiiide

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

@kbash.bsky.social wow really a video under 90 minutes what's next you're going to say you respect yourself and your time

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

@nessguerrero.bsky.social i'm stuck in a basement sittin on a tricycle girl gettin on my nerves goin outta my mind i thought she was fine don't know if her body is hers

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

pickled onion pork bowl you are my only friend in this world that isn't a cat, my wife, or someone i probably hallucinated on the internet

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