SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I mean you literally didn’t. But sure, communicate a vague policy you’re making up as you go along and expect people to read your mind. 0100
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This has been happening on Apple Music too. For example I don’t think my favorite hardcore band Trash Talk suddenly pivoted to dance music and abandoned their very curated visual aesthetic for a slop cover. 120
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The closest a 3D human has ever come to having their eyes pop out of their head, due to horniness 0130
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Damn they're really trying to sell this story to the public huh 000
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hey man, what was your name again? And how should I pay you? 000
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Not to victim blame but did any of these women cross-reference the 53 man roster? Or were they just like "I have a boyfriend in the NFL... he's on the practice squad." 000
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Wow, can't believe someone right below you on the TL spoiled the story 000
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Can someone who watches the WNBA more than I do tell me if this statline is good 030
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It gives me no pleasure to confirm that LFC-Wrexhan at Yankee stadium was played SIN pausas 010
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026You could never make "We Bought a Zoo" today, due to woke 000
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026“To me, that’s preposterous. English breakfast. Things of that nature.” 010
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026“And as I try to make my way to the AL wild card, I will learn to survive” 010
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Good morning. Play this one at your family BBQ today. 000
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Thanks Gemini, seems like you really understood this movie. No notes. 020
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026But how does it compare to Dan Akroyd's spooky Vodka in a skull? 010
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026"You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and Croquet... 000
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026He is, to my knowledge, the only member of the Star Trek cast to play on a Phish album 0141
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Somehow this is the Georgian army during the Georgian civil war in 1993 and not from some poorly-conceived mid-2000s ripoff of Jackass 000
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Gone down a rabbit hole of watching old ITN war journalism footage. This is the English defense secretary during the Falklands war in 1982. Pretty crazy to think that just a year later, he would grow his hair back and start singing for the Smiths 010
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 30/03/2026We should let a vocal minority of Cajuns decide who gets to be American Airlines CEO while we're at it, why not. 100
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 25/03/2026When I get an email asking me to work on a fourth draft of a story I first filed nine months ago. 011
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026If passing this captcha doesn't make it cheaper for me to buy ammunition and EVE hypos in this underwater utopia that's fallen into disarray, I swear to god... 010
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I once went to a Zara in Nice, France with my wife and there was like an entire *section* of the store dedicated to Jaguars merch. 060
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 10/01/2026How in the world is Jon Bernthal’s podcast not called Lemme Ask You Somethin 000
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Congratulations to honorary Griselda affiliate Bobby Blizzard 000
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Watching the fourth quarter of a classic Boston Celtics versus New York Knicks basketball game. 020
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 01/12/2025How he also finds time to do commercials during Celtics games I don't know. 010
SI Ableman @timnelson.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I feel like the Raiders new offensive coordinator is just repeatedly asking Geno Smith if he likes his Cinco Boy 031
